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Star Captain Fletcher gets shot from behind by his subordinate who drops a Wolverine pin on his body.

This thread makes Chuck Norris cry.

You know it.

Chuck_Norris wrote:

BobChuck wrote:

I like how, in a thread about "hostility", there's nothing but hostile posts.

This thread makes Chuck Norris cry.

And Chuck Norris' tears are the rarest substance on Earth!

Now humans can cure cancer.

I like how, in a thread about "hostility", there's nothing but hostile posts.

This thread makes Chuck Norris cry.

Roundhouse kicks Hannibal Lector into another bad sequal.

Chuck_Norris wrote:

taig wrote:

Chuck_Norris wrote:

taig wrote:

<Carrying a big screen TV>

You better hurry!

Boot to the Head.

<Ducks and drops the TV on Chuck Norris' head>

Damn, man! You made me drop my TeeVee!

The teevee cracks leaving a pissed off Chuck. You were right about one thing badger. It is the end of the world, for you.

taig splits and shoves taig in front of Chuck Norris.

<Deer in headlights look>

Uh, wait, what?

Chuck kicks taig so hard that it takes out every taig in the multiverse.

Chuck_Norris wrote:

taig wrote:

<Carrying a big screen TV>

You better hurry!

Boot to the Head.

<Ducks and drops the TV on Chuck Norris' head>

Damn, man! You made me drop my TeeVee!

The teevee cracks leaving a pissed off Chuck. You were right about one thing badger. It is the end of the world, for you.

<Carrying a big screen TV>

You better hurry!

Boot to the Head.

I'll join your little band, if you put me in Bestiary 2.

You don't need a herd Jason, you just need....me.

I would like to meet this Gary. Then I will pummel him for stealing my jokes.

1.) If you write 1000 lines of code and Gary writes 1000 lines of code, Gary has written more code than you.

2.) There is no 'ctrl' button on Gary's computer. Gary is ALWAYS in control.

3.) Gary's servers can execute an infinite loop in 6 seconds.

4.) Gary has removed the F1 key from his keyboard. Gary never needs help.

5.) When Gary throws exceptions, it’s across the room.

6.) All arrays Gary declares are of infinite size, because Gary knows no bounds.

7.) Gary doesn’t have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.

8.) Gary writes code that optimizes itself.

9.) Gary can’t test for equality because he has no equal.

10.) Gary doesn’t need garbage collection because he doesn’t call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().

11.) Gary’s first program was kill -9.

12.) Gary can write infinite recursion functions…and have them return.

13.) The only pattern Gary knows is God Object.

14.) Project managers never ask Gary for estimations…ever.

15.) Gary doesn’t use web standards as the web will conform to him.

16.) “It works on my machine” always holds true for Gary.

17.) Whiteboards are white because Gary scared them that way.

18.) Gary can delete the Recycling Bin.

19.) Gary can unit test entire applications with a single assert.

20.) Gary doesn’t bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.

STOMP

PUNCH!

I don't have to act, I just am.

I'm sorry, did you say something?

The tragic truth about backyard camping.

very

I'm still waiting to hear from a single person who would use the new version of the spiked chain but who would never have considered using the previous version. We've gotten several folks say they won't use it now. We have a few that said they have or would have used it then and now (no change in preference). So where are the folks they say, "This fixed it for me. Now I finally can use it. Before, no way, but now hell yes!" Come on folks where are you at. Be truthful now, who wants to use it now for the first time.

Chuck Norris will use the spiked chain now, but would not before. Of course Chuck Norris does not need a spiked chain, Chuck Norris just thinks it looks cool. Chuck Norris also likes refering to Chuck Norris in the third person. Chuck Norris has spoken, the discssuion is over.

Unamerican is thugs silencing disent

Health care reforms are turning into health care revolts. Americans are turning up the heat on congressmen in town hall meetings across the U.S., who apparently hoped that citizens would simply swallow the hook of Obamacare.

It's unfortunate that rather than respecting and welcoming citizens' questions and grievances, many of our national leaders are belittling, demonizing and marginalizing them as extremists. They refuse to believe these groups represent any real grass roots resistance. Instead, they concoct conspiracy theories that they are conservatives who are secretly mobilizing these irrational marches.

Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi, D-Calif., said that protesters of Obamacare are "un-American" and "carrying Swastikas." Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid, D-Nev., accused the protesters of trying to "sabotage" the democratic process. And Sen. Barbara Boxer, D-Calif., responded that "well-dressed" protesters are out to "hurt our president."

So who are the real extremists – citizens who voice their First Amendment grievances or politicians who through their rhetoric try socially to quarantine citizens and impede democratic debate?

I analyze the bill. And yes, I actually read it.

To quote my good friend Jim Carry, "If theUnited States adopts a Canadian style medical sysem , where will rich Canadians go to ge health care?"

My tears can cure cancer

Punt

Get back above the fold.

I'm Chuck Norris, and I don't approve of Ben Affleck.

Boot to the head.

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Actually, Joey Tribiani is the best actor ever.

David Fryer, I will eat your soul.

You have to get through me first.

I'd kill you right now, but they say that a mime is a terrible thing to waste.

kick thread once again.

Smiles as the poodle explodes.

Has anyone seen my chili sauce? It's formulated for me, so I wouldn't suggest anyone else try it. It would be almost as bad as explosive rune.

Kicks the thread back up to the top.

I'm Chuck Norris, and I do not approve of this thread. Boot to the head.