Kermit the Half-Fiend Frog's page

STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Licks his lips Oh yes, I'll save you.

Quack! Excuse me, it must have been something I ate.

Page 155.

RRRRRRIbbbit

10

9

8

7

6

5

4

3

2

1

And me.

er

weis

Bud

er

weis

Bud

mean.

work.

up

Mulsims (even moderates) have made it clear that pictures of their prophet are off limits as far as ridicule goes. Respect their wishes. Personalities like al Sadr, bin Ladin, Ahmadinejad are not off limits. Ridicule them; leave their prophet alone.

Just as a reminder, moderate is one of those words the article said was off-limits. This has been a friendly reminder.

Airplane? or doggy ball launcher?

I still think he should date Matt Lauer. Then he could write a tell all book and make millions instead of just thousands.

David Fryer wrote:

4th Edition caused the recession.

I blame bush for 4th Edition.

I blame Carter for you blaming Bush. ;p

That is crazy.

Zee french chef told me it was definately a hot tub.

He's just try to provoke the Jacks into starting a war. The Jacks have been so nice, I here they even have a hot tub for us. And yes, we would put in an art supply store.

While he's gone we should turn his cave into a strip mall.

Yummy, lunch. Tries to swallow Labradoodle.

That's not very nice. We be much betta than roaches. I tell ya, it's not easy being green.

rrrriiiibbbbiiiitttt

Epic smurf fail

This looks like a good place to hang out. With all the horses there is bound to be some flys. Oh, there's one grabs Paizomatrix with his tounge Slluuurrrrppppp

I like your old one better. And folks can have my avatar when they pry it from my could undead hands.

That can be arranged.

I'm hungry.

Only if you can boil the boil.

Yeah, right.

Returns from Acme Depot. Finds a quiet corner with a low ceiling. Sets up large spring, puts box marked TNT on top of it. Ties string to spring and brings it around corner. Takes out chicken and puts boxing gloves on it, placing the hapless fowl on the box's top. Lights the fly-scented candles. Finally hammers a sign into the ground:

The Masked Pollo Loco takes on all comers! Go three rounds and win a surprise!

Runs around corner and picks up the string, making a gear-clashing sound that almost sounds like a robot giggling

Quick grab the citrus marinade and fire up the grill.

Which s word? Smurf?

No, they are just missing smurfs.

Labradoodle wrote:

Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:

We have a serious problem my fellow Jacks. The frogs are trying to steal the OTD presidential election. We need to have an emergency meeting.

The poodles are still with you.

Very good. I caught those frogs destroying Jack Callous votes. They'll pay for this.

Those were votes? We thought they were flies and lilly pads. Our bad.

Smurfs, putting the laughter back into slaughter.

RRRIIIBBBBBBBBIIITTTT!!!!

Beaver Cleaver wrote:

yip!
(humps Madonna's leg)

To boldly go where half a dozen poodles have gone before!

How do you know fuzzy?

David Fryer wrote:

CourtFool wrote:

Have I mentioned I am throwing my support behind Callous Jack?

He could not possibly be any worse that the current two options.

He could have poodles in his cabinet ;p

better than a poodle in the closet! ;)

The only good poodle is a dead poodle.