And lo, the Lords of the Boards found that they could no longer contain all the awesome that is the Jack. Thus was the Jack born, and he went out amongst the threads.
The Jack is strong with this one...
Slurps a beer, checks tivo for bikini wrestling
{dreamily} No nothing for us. Just some doggie kibble with explosives hidden it for the Poodles. Oh, and a jumbo anvil, 'cause it was on sale. And that flying bat-suit for Eekster's birthday, but only because she's into that whole latex bodysuit phase now.
{rolls him onto back, pours another Red Bull in him} Break time's over. Less talk, more work!
{her antics to Devlyn traumatize a too-curious family of chipmonks, who dutifully report her to Smokey the Bear.}
Devlyn wakes up from the most pleasantly-induced coma in his recent memory, looks around and notices that Amby is not there. Sees a note from her stating that she went shopping for some things, and will be back shortly.
He stretches out and sits up.
"Guess I'd better start on that dictation while my memories are still fresh," he says to himself with a wide grin as he pulls out stylus and parchment.
[scribble scribble scribble] ;)
Why do you not worship me, your king?
Why do you not worship me, your king?
*leaps at King Julien, mouth open*
Lemur for lunch!*avoids mines*
*avoids mines*
Maybe make it the day this thread was first started?
That means Jack day is only a few weeks from now on Sept. 17. :)
That means Jack day is only a few weeks from now on Sept. 17. :)Maybe make it the day this thread was first started?
Nekked Golem Dancing! Woo hoo!
Nekked Golem Dancing! Woo hoo!That means Jack day is only a few weeks from now on Sept. 17. :)Maybe make it the day this thread was first started?
I'm certain that Frat Jack will be arrested for indecent exposure again.
I'm certain that Frat Jack will be arrested for indecent exposure again.Nekked Golem Dancing! Woo hoo!That means Jack day is only a few weeks from now on Sept. 17. :)Maybe make it the day this thread was first started?
Just watch out for PETA; Paizonians for the Equal Treatment of Avatars. They'll ruin the party, with all their talk about how they have rights too. All the peasants will get riled up again.
Just watch out for PETA; Paizonians for the Equal Treatment of Avatars. They'll ruin the party, with all their talk about how they have rights too. All the peasants will get riled up again.
But isn't squashing peasants one of your favorite party games? ;)
Just watch out for PETA; Paizonians for the Equal Treatment of Avatars. They'll ruin the party, with all their talk about how they have rights too. All the peasants will get riled up again.I'm certain that Frat Jack will be arrested for indecent exposure again.Nekked Golem Dancing! Woo hoo!That means Jack day is only a few weeks from now on Sept. 17. :)Maybe make it the day this thread was first started?
We have a Jack-a-pult that will take care of these PETA members. They have rights alright. The right to fly through the air and the right to splat. MUHAHAHAHA!
How many days between the bosses' birthday and the 17th? The celebration could last longer than a day. Fortnight? Nah, it's longer than that. Someone make math.
How many days between the bosses' birthday and the 17th? The celebration could last longer than a day. Fortnight? Nah, it's longer than that. Someone make math.
Jacks don't do math.
How many days between the bosses' birthday and the 17th? The celebration could last longer than a day. Fortnight? Nah, it's longer than that. Someone make math.Jacks don't do math.
They should! ::Churp::
How many days between the bosses' birthday and the 17th? The celebration could last longer than a day. Fortnight? Nah, it's longer than that. Someone make math.Jacks don't do math.They should! ::Churp::
*lifts leg* *SQUISH!!!* Damn bugs are bad this time of year.
:::A buzzing insect enters the club:::
BBbbbbbzzzzzzzzz
Darts past three jacks and a lynora-Jill
*lifts leg* *SQUISH!!!* Damn bugs are bad this time of year.How many days between the bosses' birthday and the 17th? The celebration could last longer than a day. Fortnight? Nah, it's longer than that. Someone make math.Jacks don't do math.They should! ::Churp::
Oh, for the love of God, I wish you didn't do that. He was a friend of mine.
Oh, for the love of God, I wish you didn't do that. He was a friend of mine.*lifts leg* *SQUISH!!!* Damn bugs are bad this time of year.How many days between the bosses' birthday and the 17th? The celebration could last longer than a day. Fortnight? Nah, it's longer than that. Someone make math.Jacks don't do math.They should! ::Churp::
Heh, it's not like there aren't a zillion more crickets out there for you to make friends with. *swats Blood Sample*
Oh, for the love of God, I wish you didn't do that. He was a friend of mine.Heh, it's not like there aren't a zillion more crickets out there for you to make friends with. *swats Blood Sample*
:::Zips past JRHM and finds a niche in the high wall:::
:::He mines the front entrance and then rubs his hands together, then across his wings:::
::He waits and plots:::
Heh, it's not like there aren't a zillion more crickets out there for you to make friends with. *swats Blood Sample*
"Okay, before I was so rudely squished. I was going to impose an important math questions. If a Jack drank three beers from a six pack and had three more beers left in the carton. How many more should he get and how many more can he drink?"
Heh, it's not like there aren't a zillion more crickets out there for you to make friends with. *swats Blood Sample*"Okay, before I was so rudely squished. I was going to impose an important math questions. If a Jack drank three beers from a six pack and had three more beers left in the carton. How many more should he get and how many more can he drink?"
Oh, that one's easy. Even I can do that one. He should send Acme out to buy some more beer right away. Then there's lots and no more problem.
Oh, that one's easy. Even I can do that one. He should send Acme out to buy some more beer right away. Then there's lots and no more problem.Heh, it's not like there aren't a zillion more crickets out there for you to make friends with. *swats Blood Sample*"Okay, before I was so rudely squished. I was going to impose an important math questions. If a Jack drank three beers from a six pack and had three more beers left in the carton. How many more should he get and how many more can he drink?"
No, no, no, I need numbers.
Then be useful and figure out the span between CJ's birthday and the birthday of the thread.
"Okay, before I was so rudely squished. I was going to impose an important math questions. If a Jack drank three beers from a six pack and had three more beers left in the carton. How many more should he get and how many more can he drink?"
You are new here, aren't you? Or maybe confused by the whole metric to Jack Imperial Units thingie. You aren't phrasing your question correctly:
"A Jack drank three kegs from a six pack and had three more kegs left on the pallet. How many more should he get and how many more can he drink?"
BTW, you know that Slaadi are distantly related to frogs, right? {licks lips at the talking snack}
Then be useful and figure out the span between CJ's birthday and the birthday of the thread.
Sorry, I limit my quantitative abilities to binary and alcohol.
You are new here, aren't you? Or maybe confused by the whole metric to Jack Imperial Units thingie. You aren't phrasing your question correctly:
"A Jack drank three kegs from a six pack and had three more kegs left on the pallet. How many more should he get and how many more can he drink?"
Being a Jack, he can drink as many as he pleases. So your questions are pointless.
BTW, you know that Slaadi are distantly related to frogs, right? {licks lips at the talking snack}
That's it, we're leaving. Scoops up Noisy Cricket Let's get away from the Slaads and Jacks and Keggers.
Walks out the door
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"A Jack drank three kegs from a six pack and had three more kegs left on the pallet. How many more should he get and how many more can he drink?"
I feel like that owl on the Tootsie Pop commercial. commerical
How many kegs does it take to get to the Jack's 'happy place'? One, two, three... Three. :P
"It'll be okay man." :)
Acme comes whizzing into the clubhouse bearing a stack of kegs balanced precariously
"Ms. Lynora-Jill, I heard you say you needed kegs, so I took the liberty of procuring some."
Acme comes whizzing into the clubhouse bearing a stack of kegs balanced precariously
"Ms. Lynora-Jill, I heard you say you needed kegs, so I took the liberty of procuring some."
Thank you Acme. That's very helpful of you. Those should go over by the bar.
I told that silly cricket I knew the answer to that math problem.
Who is Jack?
Who is Jack?
By asking that question, you have taken your first step into a larger world...
What is the first rule of Jack?
Your senses can deceive you...don't trust them. Let go your conscious self, and jack on instinct.
What is the first rule of Jack?
All non-Jacks are to be assimilated or destroyed.
It is a good thing I showed up in this thread, because you are both wrong.
The first rule of Jack is, do not wear cheese on your head!