Noisy_Cricket's page

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:::Churp:::

Chews on thread mindlessly

*Chirp!*

*BURP!*

:::Chirp!:::

:::Makes music with his wings and legs:::

Almost 600. Come on and make some noise!

Blood_Sample wrote:

Thieving Wasp wrote:

Blood_Sample wrote:

Blood Sample flies in and drops gasoline and a match on St. John. It's not honey, but the flames will keep the bug amused for hours to come.

Got ya! *Fires at Blood Sample*

The agile insect ducks in front of St. John's head, where stray rounds strike the over-eating bishop squarely in the center of his skull.

He trips and Thieving Wasp is yet foiled again by bad accuracy and poorly designed firearms.

Curses! *Fires again*

Comes in and kicks Thieving Wasp across the thread.

Spike the Hydra wrote:

Noisy_Cricket wrote:

Spike the Hydra wrote:

Gallops after the car at top speed, eventually colliding with the bumper when the car screeches to a halt.

Meep!

He rubs his hurt noses with his paws and then notices that his person has opened the door for him.

Happily climbs into the car, heads leaning out the window as they drive.

How in the name of Hell do you get a large hydra in a corvette?

Spike is a baby hydra. :)

And he's teething, so watch out!

He had better not chew on the Corvette or Sunny G. is going to be mad.

Gallops after the car at top speed, eventually colliding with the bumper when the car screeches to a halt.

Meep!

He rubs his hurt noses with his paws and then notices that his person has opened the door for him.

Happily climbs into the car, heads leaning out the window as they drive.

How in the name of Hell do you get a large hydra in a corvette?

Then be useful and figure out the span between CJ's birthday and the birthday of the thread.

Sorry, I limit my quantitative abilities to binary and alcohol.

Noisy_Cricket wrote:

Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:

Heh, it's not like there aren't a zillion more crickets out there for you to make friends with. *swats Blood Sample*

"Okay, before I was so rudely squished. I was going to impose an important math questions. If a Jack drank three beers from a six pack and had three more beers left in the carton. How many more should he get and how many more can he drink?"

Oh, that one's easy. Even I can do that one. He should send Acme out to buy some more beer right away. Then there's lots and no more problem.

No, no, no, I need numbers.

Heh, it's not like there aren't a zillion more crickets out there for you to make friends with. *swats Blood Sample*

"Okay, before I was so rudely squished. I was going to impose an important math questions. If a Jack drank three beers from a six pack and had three more beers left in the carton. How many more should he get and how many more can he drink?"

Obi-Jack wrote:

How many days between the bosses' birthday and the 17th? The celebration could last longer than a day. Fortnight? Nah, it's longer than that. Someone make math.

Jacks don't do math.

They should! ::Churp::

Oh I forgot, these are my servents, Noisy_Cricket,

*Chrup*

*He bows to the priestess....*

We never finished Maure Castle because someone other than us decided to cancel the magazine. :)

Which sadly is a crime unto itself and that seems to happen alot with them.

Anyways, All Hail Paizo!

Noisy_Cricket wrote:

Does the Angry Jack Cult like insects? Do they accept insects as members? Do they accept the insects of family members too? I can bring a whole lotta converts.

I don't have a problem with you coming into the fold. We don't mind insects, we just don't like frogs or thieves. We prefer our members to assimilate into a Jack but it isn't a requirement.

Excellent. We shall enlarge the cult by ten thousand fold and swarm across our enemies. We do not steal but we graze on cardboard and make beautiful night time music. But you'll have to do something about frogs,

... and lizards. We crickets don't like lily pads, ponds, or long sticky kisses from reptiles and amphibians, especially the later.

The Masked Rogue wrote:

No, my long diatribe against the foul Jack menace was just eaten by that board-spanning monstrosity known as "The Thread Slaad". Honestly, I just didn't feel like rewriting it.

*urp

I don't know what you're referring to...

See! :::points::: A Thread Slaad. Flee my comrades. A walking frog! Run for your lives!

Just bought the new AC/DC album this week and it smurfs. Best album since the last five or six.

Does the Angry Jack Cult like insects? Do they accept insects as members? Do they accept the insects of family members too? I can bring a whole lotta converts.

"Chirp."

The Only Thing We Have to Fear Is Fear Itself, but Booze and Tranquilizers Makes for Better Company.

Pathfinder Beta is sssooooooo smurfy. I'm going to read it at work tonight.

Trent Slabaugh wrote:

Fake Healer wrote:

Damn rabbit.

Tim - "That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!"

Wabbits ain't wodents.

The question is,

Do Wabbits and Squirrels get along?

I seek your honest opinions.

I'm sorry, but I can't hear anyone through the sound of my own awesome.

Huh?! What was that? You're not that loud. like a bug hitting a windshield. Well, not loud enough to distrube the law-emcompassing hierarchy of our H.I.V.E. mind.

"we work in union, we work in unison, we work as one. All will be assimulated."

Well it seems to me, in my passive aggressive nature, that several villages have been missing their said idiots for some time now. Why don't you inferior insects return to your said villages and not deprive your neighbors of their entertainment.

I am insect and I read the board.

We scoff at your attempts to eliminate my species with pesticide and genetic engineering. We are everywhere. My insect brothers, my sisters, and my cousins with arise from the lowly station natural selection has inflicted upon us. I stand with them in the impending confrontation against man. In the name of Bralm and Obox-Ob, we will arise! We will conquer the earth!

Sploooooooorrrrtch!

Just to let you know, we crickets love puke. Comin' to the lists is like shopping at the supermarket. Bring it on! I have a whole family to feed.