
Jack Hammer |

Dudes! Next week one of our fellow members will give the clubhouse a nise surprice :D Now I have to go and work on it on the weekend to have it ready or else he'll kick me as a poodle...
*grabs a case of D&S and goes into the basement*
He's always grabbing beer and running into the basement. I think he has dirty magazines down there.
Greedy bugger won't share 'em.

Dr. Jan Jansen III, Turnip King |

Out of bounds.
*Tries to get one kobold to roll thru two landmines and fails when it blows straight up as it hits the 1st one.*
One point for me!
{pops in uninvited} Hmmm, if you used a cricket bat or polo mallet, you could send a single kobold rolling across several landmines. Plus, you know, you're also wacking them with a stick, so it's all good.
{drops a shotglass of Ol' Janx Spirit into a Dark N Stormy, slams it down} BURP!

Jack Hammer |

Jack Hammer wrote:Out of bounds.
*Tries to get one kobold to roll thru two landmines and fails when it blows straight up as it hits the 1st one.*
One point for me!
{pops in uninvited} Hmmm, if you used a cricket bat or polo mallet, you could send a single kobold rolling across several landmines. Plus, you know, you're also wacking them with a stick, so it's all good.
{drops a shotglass of Ol' Janx Spirit into a Dark N Stormy, slams it down} BURP!
JH tries the mallet approach and the kobold flies out of bounds, missing the mines. Sighing, he tries a pool cue and ends up with kobold-kabob.
I need something softer.
Grabbing a peasant he hits the kobold with it, making a funny clunking sound. The kobold goes boom and the peasant is knocked cold.
Better.

Kobold Catgirl |

Dr. Jan Jansen III, Turnip King wrote:Jack Hammer wrote:Out of bounds.
*Tries to get one kobold to roll thru two landmines and fails when it blows straight up as it hits the 1st one.*
One point for me!
{pops in uninvited} Hmmm, if you used a cricket bat or polo mallet, you could send a single kobold rolling across several landmines. Plus, you know, you're also wacking them with a stick, so it's all good.
{drops a shotglass of Ol' Janx Spirit into a Dark N Stormy, slams it down} BURP!
JH tries the mallet approach and the kobold flies out of bounds, missing the mines. Sighing, he tries a pool cue and ends up with kobold-kabob.
I need something softer.
Grabbing a peasant he hits the kobold with it, making a funny clunking sound. The kobold goes boom and the peasant is knocked cold.
Better.
Hey, that's Kobie!
Here's another dart. It's explosive.
Kobold Catgirl |

Sorry. Kobie's lawyer just had us sign an NVA (Non-Violence Agreement). There was a VERY generous offer. We couldn't refuse.
You're stuck with your fanboi.
*hits lawyer with peasant mallet and sends him into the minefield*
Never had us sign one for him though. *shrug*
One moment. I need a moment alone...
*Walks out**Charges back, Cleaver in hand*
AAAARRRRRRG!!!
*Slices lawyer in half*

Kobie, KC's #1 Buddy |

Oooo...awesome place, Jacks. No wonder KC loves to hang out here so much. Hey, that cinema room looks brand new!
Do you want to watch "Wrath of the Spider Queen" with us in there? I've been dying to watch it with KC.

Scrappy-Doo Slaad |

Oooo...awesome place, Jacks. No wonder KC loves to hang out here so much. Hey, that cinema room looks brand new!
Do you want to watch "Wrath of the Spider Queen" with us in there? I've been dying to watch it with KC.
Ceiling Spider is watching Kobold Cleaver post.
Hey Kobie, maybe you should get KC a cute stuffed animal to help him sleep at night?

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Oooo...awesome place, Jacks. No wonder KC loves to hang out here so much. Hey, that cinema room looks brand new!
Do you want to watch "Wrath of the Spider Queen" with us in there? I've been dying to watch it with KC.
So is this the new kobold cult?

Jack Hammer |

Kobie, KC's #1 Buddy wrote:So is this the new kobold cult?Oooo...awesome place, Jacks. No wonder KC loves to hang out here so much. Hey, that cinema room looks brand new!
Do you want to watch "Wrath of the Spider Queen" with us in there? I've been dying to watch it with KC.
Shhh! We have to lure them in, so that we can continue our game.
Plucks a kobold out of the basket and tosses it into the minefield.
It's like bocce with a boom!
Your turn!

Jack Hammer |

YAY!
Great idea, Scrappy-Doo.
I love them, but maybe we should start KC off with a stuffed Jeff.Hey Jack Hammer, what game is that? I bet KC would love to play that game with you. Let's do that after we watch the DVD.
Sure. We need someone to replace the divits in the lawn before the next round.
Those spiders sure leave big holes when they dig. I'm sure KC would be happy to go around the lawn, tamping down all those bumps.

Kobold Catgirl |

Kobie, KC's #1 Buddy wrote:Oooo...awesome place, Jacks. No wonder KC loves to hang out here so much. Hey, that cinema room looks brand new!
Do you want to watch "Wrath of the Spider Queen" with us in there? I've been dying to watch it with KC.Ceiling Spider is watching Kobold Cleaver post.
Hey Kobie, maybe you should get KC a cute stuffed animal to help him sleep at night?
For a poodle, you're awfully vindictive...

Scrappy-Doo Slaad |

For a poodle, you're awfully vindictive...
I'm part slaad, it comes with the bloodline. Besides I really do think they are cute.
I was only intending it in fun, not to be RL mean. If I knew it would be taken as mean in RL, I wouldn't have done it. Sorry KC, I'll drop the whole sp*d*r thing.

Kobold Catgirl |

Kobold Cleaver wrote:For a poodle, you're awfully vindictive...I'm part slaad, it comes with the bloodline. Besides I really do think they are cute.
I was only intending it in fun, not to be RL mean. If I knew it would be taken as mean in RL, I wouldn't have done it. Sorry KC, I'll drop the whole sp*d*r thing.
Nope. I'm laughing too. Of course, I'm not clicking those links.
Put in one more spider image and I will kill you. Got that? I don't want to see ONE MORE SPIDER!
Scrappy-Doo Slaad |

Nope. I'm laughing too. Of course, I'm not clicking those links.Whew! I wasn't sure. And I know I've got a pretty warped sense of humor.
Put in one more spider image and I will kill you. Got that? I don't want to see ONE MORE SPIDER!
{hugs stuffed spider, then stuffs him back in fanny pack} OK Lil Hobbes, you stay hidden in here. SQUEEEE, you are so cute!
Sure Mr. Kobold, no more pix.

Scrappy-Doo Slaad |

Kobie's face drops, a small moue at the bottom of his long, taunt, sad mug, topped by two enlarged watery orbs, glistening heartbreak up into his hero's face. Somewhere, a violin plays.
Buh...buh...
You're having too much fun as Kobie. :)
{whispers:} Hobbes says we should throw him a surprise costume party. Ooooo, it can be themed after that movie you wanna watch... we can all wear spider costumes. I bet KC would be real excited!

Jack Hammer |

Jack Hammer wrote:Maybe if you mash it flat a bit? Use my hammer and give it a try.Okay, let's try it.
*splat*
Hmmm... it is quite messy...
Oops! A little too much. Let me try the bottom of my foot on one.
*splat*
That didn't work either. *sigh*
Hey! I found this old washing machine with rollers for wringing out the clothes. Maybe if we roll the kobolds thru it we can fly kobold kites? If we get bored we can use them for target practice. Whatcha think, boss?

Jack Hammer |

The latest secret project is COMPLETED, MWAHAHAHAHA!!!! Huh... no reason for the maniatical evil laugh, just a habit...
Now lets wait for the responsible to post it up...
*pokes*
Computer skills limited whilst I'm on the road in Indy.
Frat Jack has captured yet another wonderful Jack moment. This time the Dark & Stormy Knights, doing what we do best.
Frat, if you could post the link to it or your gallery I'd appreciate the assist. Else they'll be stuck 'til the weekend. BTW, I made a simple iron on graphic t-shirt of it for the Con tomorrow but it deserves better. Anybody there that spots me can get the file. Great job! ;)
Cheers, Jacks and Jills!
EDIT: posted on twinight

Jack Hammer |

I do not see it on Butterfrog's Deviantart.
here's a link to another site link to immortaty BTW, this graphic is a gift to you all. Enjoy it responsibly. ;)

Jack's Right Hand Man |

Obi-Jack wrote:I do not see it on Butterfrog's Deviantart.here's a link to another site link to immortaty BTW, this graphic is a gift to you all. Enjoy it responsibly. ;)
That is so awesome!

Frat Jack |

Ambrosia Slaad |

Computer skills limited whilst I'm on the road in Indy.
Frat Jack has captured yet another wonderful Jack moment. This time the Dark & Stormy Knights, doing what we do best.
Frat, if you could post the link to it or your gallery I'd appreciate the assist. Else they'll be stuck 'til the weekend. BTW, I made a simple iron on graphic t-shirt of it for the Con tomorrow but it deserves better. Anybody there that spots me can get the file. Great job! ;)
Cheers, Jacks and Jills!
EDIT: posted on twinight
That is DAMN awesome! Very nicely captures the Clubhouse spirit, JH. I think I've figured out everyone else, but who are the two humans(?) over at the left end of the bar?
Edit: Ah, the DeviantArt version has the breakdown.

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Puffy the Breakfast Roll |

Just a friendly reminder, the Pathfinder PDF is about to go on sale in 2 hours and 5 minutes. Syncronize your watches and get ready to watch the Paizo server implode in a ball of flame do to all the traffic.
126 minutes and counting,
125,
124,
123,
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Oh, breakfast rolls go great with new hardcover campaign books. I had to throw that ii at the last minute.
119,
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Very Tempermental PlantJack |

Obi-Jack wrote:I do not see it on Butterfrog's Deviantart.here's a link to another site link to immortaty BTW, this graphic is a gift to you all. Enjoy it responsibly. ;)
That is ni--WAIT A MINUTE! Why did the slaad get on there and I did not?!
*Glares*Figures, you leave for a little while and EVERYBODY forgets about you....

Jack Hammer |

Jack Hammer wrote:Obi-Jack wrote:I do not see it on Butterfrog's Deviantart.here's a link to another site link to immortaty BTW, this graphic is a gift to you all. Enjoy it responsibly. ;)That is ni--WAIT A MINUTE! Why did the slaad get on there and I did not?!
*Glares*
Figures, you leave for a little while and EVERYBODY forgets about you....
What slaad? Angel of Violence is a Jill, as is LJ. ???