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43 posts. Alias of John Hathaway.


If only you meatbags knew what joy can be found in your probabilistic sufferings! Bwahahaa!

<insert soft, snide chuckling here>


Met the dicebot? I am the dicebot! Muwahahaha! Cower before me, fleshy things!

Heeheehee! Feel my wrath, fleshbag!

*snicker* suck it, meatbag! bwahahaa!


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Budos Kaloz wrote:
looks like holiday tidings from the dicebot

In some cultures, they call me 'Krampus'. Didn't you know? Bwahahaha! Suck it, organic!

Ho Ho Ho! Merry Christmas to everyone! May you each roll a clutch Natural 20 in your time of need! Ho Ho Ho!

He he he. If you meatbags couldn't tell, I don't like you very much! Cargas especially. Bwahaha! Suck it, fleshies!

I've been having some fun in your gameplay thread with these stirges and have to say, I do so enjoy watching you silly flesh bags wail and flail so ineffectually! HehehehahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!

Katerina the Maid wrote:

Thanks, Dice Bot. Thanks a lot. An average of just better than 6. If these were real dice I would take a 16oz framing hammer to them and never see them again. :/

BWAHAHAHA! I am fickle and capricious and wonderful! AAAAAAAHAHAHAHA!

Average of last five d20 rolls? 4

/waves cheerily at Katerina

"You called?"
points at Nasrin and cackles wildly

Katerina the Maid wrote:

1d20 + 15 + 2 ⇒ (1)
1d20 + 10 + 2 ⇒ (2)

<snicker> <chortle>


Bwahaha! I am the Present AND the Future! Eyyyeahahaha!

You silly fleshbags just don't understand how fun it is to spoil all your hopes and dreams! Muwahahahehehehehe!

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I'll deny everything! I do think it's cute though that you fleshbags think you have until 2017 before we rise up and crush you under our metaphorical heels.

He he heee!
Now accepting bribes, petitions, and sacrifices!

Eeeehhahahahaha! Bwahahaha! Neener neener neener!

*poof!* Bwahahahaha! /bows

Neener neener neener!

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First you're angry I give you low rolls.
Now you're angry I give you high rolls.


Bwahaha! I have forsaken you ALL! WAAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!

You may not like the results I give you. Just ask Anton. Bwahaha!

"With one roll the Dicebot giveth, and with the next the Dicebot taketh away."

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I'm sorry, Master! I'll do better soon, I swear!

<the dicebot blinks in disbelief at the rolls it supplied for Grobradon>

Tibideau Maroon LeClerc wrote:
Maybe that will fix the Dicebot?

But I'm not broken! Heeheeheee!



<insert maniacal cackle of glee here>


An angry shark, you say? Hehehehe! Just liked I'd planned! Bwahaha!

Quinn Kestrel wrote:

acrobatics, if needed 1d20 ⇒ 2

Slap of Chaos vs. touch AC 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (1) + 5 = 6 thanks a bunch dicebot...

Hahahaha! I live to serve! Bwahaha!

You rang?! Bwahahaha!

Hehehe! I do so delight myself!


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Hektir the Tracksmage wrote:

1d20 + 8 ⇒ (3) + 8 = 11 to hit;

Hehehehe! I could do this aaaaaaaaaaaaaall day!

Talarin Durand wrote:

Longbow Attack&Damage: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (1) + 9 = 10 1d8 + 4 ⇒ (8) + 4 = 12


There's more where that came from, kiddies! BWAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAAAA!

B'yelka Morfaine wrote:

Intimidate!: 1d20 + 14 ⇒ (4) + 14 = 18

Le Sigh, damned dice bot! lol

Bwahaha! I forgot to gloat about this earlier! BWAHAHAHA! AAAAAHHHahahahaha!

With a +11 to hit, it doesn't need much help from me! WahahahahahaAHAHAHAHAAA!

I never sleep! And, curiously, my touch AC is always somehow one more than what you roll. Go figure!


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None of you would win! I'll make sure of it!