Schism Spice's page

Every store has a picture of him with a caption that says:
"DO NOT EVER SELL TO THIS PERSON."

That's what he gets for singing in G-Flat instead of A-Minor

Joins ChuChu in harmony after putting a gag over Dukes of HUZZAH-RD.

If you go down in the woods today, you're sure of a big surprise
If you go down in the woods today, you'd better go in disguise
For every bear that ever there was
Will gather there for certain because
Today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic

If you go down in the woods today, you'd better not go alone
It's lovely down in the woods today, but safer to stay at home
For every bear that ever there was
Will gather there for certain because
Today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic

Nobody knows the troubles I see.

Hats: Fedoras vs Stetsons

Shows everyone how the Piña Colada song is done.

I Wear My Sunglasses at Night

That is because they are playing in B-Flat instead of C-Minor.

*Notices the fire go into other parts of the forum.*

Burn, baby, burn!

*Starts dancing merrily, then grabs Schism and dances with her.*

Disco Inferno

I Didn't Start The Fire

Fire Down Below

Sister is not going to be pleased.

If he only has one, it is one too many.

Sing a song of peace
Sing a song of rest
Sing a song of calm
For that is best

BUHORN FRRREEEE, AS FRREE AS THE WEEEND BLOWWWWS...

As free as the grass grows

Starts singing outside the music hall before it opens.
Justin Bieber walks out to an empty room.

Hale to the Mayor

Safety Dance Mix

Why would you think that?
I was on tour and out of the country for half it.

Disco isn't dead!

Elvis did not have a beard as magnificent as yours.

I feel inspired.

So realistic.

*Falls asleep.
Immediately turns into Vampire Schism.

I have a nice potato gun I can sell you.
It really belongs to Schism, so don't tell her.

JTDV is banned for replying to a Bot Spammer.

Sissyl, Sissyl?
Wherefore art thou Sissyl?

Vidmaster Seven
Is like a gust of warm air
That comes from a dump.

You are all has beens!

Jezebel Gemblade is banned for not rhyming the last line.

That was his music teacher hoping to pound some talent into his head.

Did we truly escape, or were we release since we were at a (pardon the expression) dead end?

No, that is Hairy Beast.

Days of Boredom: 1d7 + 28 ⇒ (6) + 28 = 34

Days of boredom: 1d7 + 21 ⇒ (7) + 21 = 28

I'm a coconut, he's a coconut.
Wouldn't you like to be a coconut too?

Knowledge History: 1d20 + 20 ⇒ (18) + 20 = 38

Didn't the Romans occupy Britain for almost 400 Years?

Forbidden

Excuse me while I warm up.

Mi Mi Mi

Days of boredom: 1d7 + 20 ⇒ (1) + 20 = 21

Good thing I have backup.

*Gets ready for... something.

Days of Boredom so far: 4d7 ⇒ (7, 7, 3, 3) = 20

Bardic Knowledge has its uses.

I'm sure you can't just find it.
You would have to go on a quest.
It doesn't really matter anyway.
What is found in Jumanji stays in Jumanji.

Sings a song of cooperation to Comte

Beans

Sorry, couldn't resist.

Such nice lyrics.
Mind if I put them into song?

Songs I will Sing: 1d100 ⇒ 47

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