Jan, are you feeling OK? Can you still play?
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So the trio is now a duo…
That’s probably okay.
Pulg's Fairy Operatic Tenor wrote: BUHORN FRRREEEE, AS FRREE AS THE WEEEND BLOWWWWS... As free as the grass grows
Born free to follow your heart
*Charges through, trampling/goring/impaling/bashing the next posters.*
*Unwittingly causes destruction on multiple threads on the forum.*
:is trod upon: Ooh! A little to the left...
:TROMP:
That's it...
Oh ok it's back here. we good then.
And it's now gainfully employed providing 'personal services' to GoatToucher.
See how things work out? No reason for stress at all.
Pulg wrote: And it's now gainfully employed providing 'personal services' to GoatToucher. better you then me.
Vidmaster7 wrote: better you then me. ...But which one of you do I shoot?!?!?
*frantically shifts arsenal between Vidmaster7, and Vidmaster7-with-a-goatee-on-his-beard*
... I really want to see a picture of my avatar with a goatee on top of the beard now.
Laser Clown of the 34th Century wrote: Vidmaster7 wrote: better you then me. ...But which one of you do I shoot?!?!?
*frantically shifts arsenal between Vidmaster7, and Vidmaster7-with-a-goatee-on-his-beard* What are you going to do with queens park rangers?
Nothing they’ll enjoy… at first.
*Charges about even more, increasing in anger, stress and exhaustion.*
*Through the haze of fatigue, destroys various components keeping the forum active.*
Sing a song of peace
Sing a song of rest
Sing a song of calm
For that is best
GoatToucher wrote: Nothing they’ll enjoy… at first. It will be quite a challenge to do anything to them they'll enjoy less than having to play for QPR.
In the meantime, fairies, let us have 'Kumbuyah', tutti, and molto bloody fortissimo. Let's see what that does for the triceratops.
*Goes berserk upon hearing Schism Spice sing and impales her on horns then shakes her off and crushes her underfoot. And as Pulg's fairies start their own singing, the triceratops bellows in pain and charges through the fairies (trampling on a few of them) onto Vidmaster7's thread and unwittingly sets it ablaze.*
Come on, everyone, I need to have that triceratops!
Don't any of you want the money I'm offering?!
I'm trying, but the beast refuses to give in to the inevitable.
Laser Clown could have zapped it with a Somnolence Ray ages ago, but no - he's too busy trying to disintegrate Vidmaster7.
*After causing widespread devastation, begins to tire out.*
*Huffs and pants, eyes rolling from heat exhaustion.*
*Stands warily, despite the shaking in the legs.*
Pulg wrote: Laser Clown could have zapped it with a Somnolence Ray ages ago, but no - he's too busy trying to disintegrate Vidmaster7. I left it in Uranus, okay?!?
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Stares hypnotically at Wild Triceratops
You are getting sleepy. Very, very sleepy.
Your eyelids feel like they weigh a ton.
The more you stay awake, the heavier they feel.
You think how easy it would be to close them.
First one, then the other.
Once your eyes are closed, you feel how tired your body is.
Your legs feel very tired from all the running they did.
The best thing to do is lay down.
Once you have laid down, you legs will stop shaking.
As you lay down, you will relax the rest of your body.
Everything is peaceful around you.
You hear nothing but the beating of your heart.
As it start to slow, you grow more and more relaxed.
Soon your body is very relaxed and your mind is now ready to relax as well.
You think of pleasant things.
You are the only one about.
It is nice and peaceful.
As your mind and body are now relaxed you fall into a deep sleep.
You will sleep for a full day and won't let anything awaken you from your well deserved rest.
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...*AAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOGGGHHHAAAAA!!!!!*
*Hears a loud noise many miles away from another planet.*
It sounds like R2-FU has just remembered something important...
*Sees Wild Triceratops collapse onto Vampire Schism and falls fast asleep.*
That will teach you to leave your coffin early, my daughter.
*Rests peacefully in its deep slumber, despite the noise Vampire Schism is making.*
My guess would be that the Somnolence Ray, rather than being in Uranus, was in R2-FU's... Oh look at the time.
Turns to mist and escapes from under Wild Triceratops.
*Uses own vampiric power to change Vampire Schism into a bat and puts her in a cage.*
I'm sorry to do this, but you need to learn not to go out until it is time.
GROOOOAAARRRRR!!!!
*Charges from offscreen to devour the tasty Wild Triceratops*
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Laser Clown of the 34th Century wrote: Pulg wrote: Laser Clown could have zapped it with a Somnolence Ray ages ago, but no - he's too busy trying to disintegrate Vidmaster7. I left it in Uranus, okay?!? If I had a nickel...
That's a pretty safe place to keep your small change, I suppose.
*Creates a mirror image of Bloodfang and orders it to fight the original.*
Lashcastrakaa, could you please keep your pet under control?!
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Pulg wrote: That's a pretty safe place to keep your small change, I suppose. Once you are well practiced, you can produce exact change on demand.
And so the need for money laundering.
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Count Reiner Heydrich wrote: *Creates a mirror image of Bloodfang and orders it to fight the original.*
Lashcastrakaa, could you please keep your pet under control?!
ACH, HE ISS YUST BEINK PLAYFUL!
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Lashcastrakaa the Man-Flayer wrote: Count Reiner Heydrich wrote: *Creates a mirror image of Bloodfang and orders it to fight the original.*
Lashcastrakaa, could you please keep your pet under control?! ACH, HE ISS YUST BEINK PLAYFUL! That's what I always tell people about my time in the workshop!
*Gently taps on the cage Vampire Schism is in.*
Hush now, get some rest and I'll give you a delicious treat!
*Turns attention to Lashcastrakaa.*
Maybe he is, but I and several others find him to be most annoying.
*Shrugs shoulders.*
If you don't do something, Aduro might intervene and possibly hurt poor Bloodfang.
*And now addresses GoatToucher.*
You can say it all you want, no-one will ever believe you. All the same, glad you're back!
You know what always soothes the heart of a Savage Beast?
No, idiot, FLUGELPOPS LIVE!!! Lardies and genitalphleghms, our tribute to Doja Cat, with parps in all the right places!
That'yll do pig that that will do..
{Wakes Schism up by parping right in their ear}
A valiant effort, but Schism and her personalities are all hard sleepers.
Sounds like it would give you a krick in your neck.
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