Charles Scholz wrote: Cinderellen - Ellen DeGeneres dresses as a prince(ss) who ruins everything. ...and becomes besties with one of the most despicable villains in the whole shi-IIIII mean I'm sorry, where were we...?
Crick (Adam Sandler stars in this biopic of the groundbreaking biophysicist)
PIE(As this is also cupcakes set in the equestria girls world, avoid it like the plague it is!)
Po (the red Teletubby must contend with ruthless Wall Street agents, fanatical Hasidic mystics, and his own spiraling madness...UH-OH!!!)
The Wolf of Will Streep Set in an alternative universe where Will Ferrell marries Meryl Streep, and, since we are in a post-apocalyptic matriarchy, takes her name, then roams the wasteland with his psychic wolf companion, With Hilarious Consequences (the name of the wolf)
The Private Life of Pants (Sir David Attenborough narrates over timelapse-enhanced footage of the extraordinary khaki- and denim-based ecosystems you never even realized were...Hiding In Your Closet)
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Tar Wars - Wild night life in La Brea
The Best Little Whorehouse In Taxes (a recently-legalized brothel struggles with the inevitable downsides of its new status)
Miss Sai Gone (a ninja quests to find his lost sidearm...is he sure he didn't just leave it at that restaurant...?)
Mummu MIA
Swedish commandos attempt to track down a lost shipment of brightly coloured tent-like garments in the jungles of Laos
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Captain America: The Winter Solder
(How else did you think his arm stayed on like that?)
Baptain America: the Wurst Avenger! (A bakery spinoff).
STAR TREK: The Search for Stock The crew of the Enterprise beam down to a planet run by corporations.
Petropolis (Disney desecrates another masterpiece - and this version's R-rated!)
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Meg: A Mind (a plodding, prolix, pretentious psychological portrait of the Griffin family daughter)
Vegamind (the masked Spaniard begins his takeover of Shadowloo after learning the secrets of M. Bison's psycho-powers)
Smegamind (Arnold J. Rimmer returns to 20th-Century Earth, tries to reinvent himself as somebody likable, fails miserably, so settles instead for using far-future technology to conquer the planet)
MAGAmind(too political for this board)
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Megamint: The alien Altoids have brought doom to Earth.
Gunfight at the OK, Carol.
Nunfight at the OK Corral
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Gnufight at the OK Corral
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Roger & Em (while Dorothy is off in Goofyland, her Auntie shows us what she's made of as she stands up to the brainless, heartless, and cowardly railroad tycoon who's done more damage to Kansas than a twister ever could)
Into the Woody
Sweeney Tedd
The Greatest How, Man?
Less Miserable
Oklahoma?
Ricked (a jukebox musical featuring the songs of Mr. Astley)
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Mobius: A man avoids death by living on a mobius strip.
Hats: Fedoras vs Stetsons
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Zack Snyder's Justice Lengua
The Magnificent Even (the day is saved by gunslingers of an unknown and/or variable quantity, save that they are divisible by 2)
The Extendables (the ultimate tough-as-nails epic starring an ensemble of all this generation's most iconic action-heroes: Reed Richards, Stretch Armstrong, Dhalsim, Elastigirl, Inspector Gadget, Gumby, Ristar, Beetlejuice, Flat Stanley, and Smilin' Bob!!!)
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Spiderman: Fair From Home - Peter joins the circus.
Spiderman: Bar From Home - Aunt May gets a restraining order on Happy.
Spiderman: go way home - Peter has to come to terms that nobody wants him around now.
Birth of a Nathon - The Thouth with Rithe Again!
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GoatToucher wrote: Birth of a Nathon - The Thouth with Rithe Again!
Starring..."Iron" Mike Tyson!?!
Breakfast at Tiffaneighy's- Cartoon ponies.
Neigh Anything-Cartoon ponies.
Goat Trip
Das Goat
Show Goat
Men Who Stare at Boats
Thought of this earlier anyway...
DOS Boot (a grimdark, poorly-lit German film about the suspenseful lives of 1980s computer nerds)
Das Doot A stirring tale of underwater trumpet playing during WWII
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Doctor Strangle in the Multiverse of Madness - The mad doctor wants to kill himself but doesn't want to die, so he goes traveling the multiverse killing alternative versions of himself.
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Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Sadness: Will the Sorcerer Supreme be able to handle the Melancholy Morrisey and his array of morose multiversal variants?
Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Badness: Doctor Strange goes to the 70's Baby! Will he survive the Shogun of Harlem and his Glow?
Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Mad News: Doctor Strange and does horrible things to Alex Joneses from all over the universe: each punishment worse than the last.
Das Toot - :stomach gurgles: Ach... I think that sauerkraut was spoiled, Mein Herr...
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The Lust City - Sandra and Channing do it everywhere in Las Vegas.
The Pincer of Egypt (a legendary crab is pulled from the river, shouts "Let My Pile Go!", unleashes the Christmas Island plague, parts the boiling water, and hands down the 15 10 Rubberbandments)
Dr.Strange in the MultiHorse of Madness.
A Magic Vet, played by reknowned actor Tummyduck Tsunderegulch himself, is miniaturised and injected into the twin brains of a conjoined pony in an attempt to cure it of its various psychoses
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You Don't Mess With The Rohan (a feared and renowned Horselord leaves his wartorn homeland to become a hairdresser in Rivendell)
What Reams May Come It ain't about paper...
The Birbcage I can has comedy of errors?
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