Nigel Tufnel, Guitar Wizard's page

The trick to classical is you have to listen to it over and over to appreciate it. It gets better with time. as opposed to most pop which gets worse.

I think the trick to classical is to get Friz Freleng or Chuck Jones to use it as a soundtrack for their Saturday morning cartoons.

hermit by nature

Hermit by Nature is objectively a terrible name for a band/hip hop group.

"The Chronology Is:

Another One Bites The Dust
Stairway to Heaven
Knocking on Heaven's Door
Locked out of Heaven
Losing my Religion
Hells Bells
Highway to Hell
Sympathy For The Devil
Hell Ain't a Bad Place to Be
Shout At The Devil
The end"

- 54ber, YouTube commenter

Not to be pedantic, but right after Highway to Hell I'd slot in Dog on the Road.

Sorry, Tony Bennett nicked it back when we were on tour and never returned it. That guy... *shudder* Let's just say the heart he left in San Francisco was his, but it wasn't his if you know what I mean...

{mentally begins comparing Poe's "The Tell-Tale Heart" and Huey Lewis & The News}

Last day at the feng shui hole!

{writes down "Feng Shui Hole" on list of Spinal Tap song ideas}

Be careful. That's load-bearing chi.

{also adds "Load-Bearing Chi" to list}

I went to the park to play Frisbee with my dog today. It was terrible. I need a flatter, more circular dog.

You're going to really freak out the guitarist from Blink 182.

Edit: My reply to your comment time-traveled to before you'd even made your comment! MWAH-HA-HA-HA-HA!

Edit 2: Nekkid freak out?! MWAH-HA-HA-HA-HA!

Freehold DM wrote:

I live in fear of Harvest Moon.

I love Harvest Moon!

In conclusion, Neil Young is a land of contrasts.

Und vat is zis invatuation und obsezzion mit heads?

*strokes chin vigorously*

"Invatuation" iz Rod Ztewart'z mozt overrated zong.

"Aquapulg" is Jethro Longears's most overrated song.

I have a silver and platinum Stratocaster that is signed by Orcus, Demogorgon and Graz'zt.

I know who's Bachman, but which one is Turner and which one is Overdrive?

And, as the psychiatrist said to the man wearing saran wrap pants: "Well, I can clearly see your nuts."

He's not nuts, he's just Roy Orbison. (Don't google that.)

gran rey de los mono wrote:

People tend to like the smell of freshly cut grass. Maybe this is due to our ancestors linking that smell with the presence of herbivorous prey.

Seriously?!

I was just woken up by the roaring of lawnmowers before the gods-damned 9 am.... The smell of freshly cut grass is spreading all around...

♫ "Over the garden wall, two little lovebirds - cuckoo to you!

The sole purpose of this thread was to let you guys know that Metallic Threads are no longer hosted on Paizo.com.

Okay, now get back to the Metallic threads discussions...

I think nearly all of us are fleshy sentients, not AIs or robots. Thus your scheme to utilize self-contradicting statements to induce self-destruction in us will not work.

As you are attempting to halt discussion of Metallica, I must conclude that it is a 64.52% probability that you, Farael, are in fact Dave Mustaine.

♫♪ "If you choose not to decide
You still have made a choice" ♫♪

"One" ;) seems a bit slow for CPR.

♫♪ "All those Yesterdays..." ♫♪

Don't remember if you were into Temple of the Dog or not (or if it ever came up), but their 11/4/2016 reunion show is up on YouTube right now.

I blame Cosmo for the hasted Peegs of Tindalos swarm overrunning the Paizo office.

Lucky!

{ponders "Barry Zucker KoЯn" alias}

If "Bachmann-Turnip Outer God" was a band name, what genre of music would they play?

Now I would like to see at least one episode of a big band The Florence Welch Show on PBS.

Bonus points if she hosts it with a German accent and if at least one of the numbers has bubbles.

Tacticslion wrote:

DANG. IT. SIRI.

THE YMCA IS NOT THE DENTIST OFFICE.

there's gotta be a story behind that.

Yeah, just before the Village People got popular, they Pete Best'ed the Dentist character and replaced him with the Construction Worker.

I thought we outlawed Tuesday?

Tuesday's gone with the wind.

Kobold Cleaver wrote:

At present, the "Gender-Neutral Pronoun" thread, created by infamous rabble-rouser, rascal-rustler and roof-raiser kobold Kobold Cleaver, appears to be caught in an existence somewhere between life and lock. It is, at this precise moment in time, evidently trapped in stasis. I cannot post. However, I can edit. And the thread does not show itself as locked. I believe that, in time, this stasis will collapse, and the thread will shift into one of the two binary states.

But this has not happened yet. For the time being, the thread is—not unlike gender itself, I suppose—neither solidly one nor the other.

It's Schrödinger's thread!

♪ ♫ "Playing with my Schröding-a-ling, Schröding-a-ling..." ♪ ♫

Holy s#!~. Please change the title of this thread quick. I thought something happened to Lemmy!

No, sadly, the thread title is accurate. :(

Edit: And (former) Motorhead drummer Phil Taylor just died back in November.

Morning, all. What did I miss?

You missed Chris Cornell making U2 and Metallica fans happy. Or pissing them all off. Or both?

Linzer cookies are not at all what I thought they were. They are even more amazing.

{channeling Iron Butterfly:} ♪ ♫ "Ina-Garten's-Da-Eating, Uh Huh" ♪ ♫

It's a nice day for a white wedding.

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Wash them first.

A motorhead of adamantine golems

A _________ of wolpertingers

I'm trying to go for champion but it feels so far away.

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Smell the Glove!

It's like, "how much more black stinky could this be?" and the answer is "None. None more black stinky."

{looks at alias list, cues up song:} "Don't you think you oughta rest?..." ;)

A zappa of mothers of oblivion

A _____ of green hags

Psh, poseur.

Cue Chris changing avatar to the Eye of Sauron.

Or the Eye of Sumner.

So Pathfinder version of Doof Wagon?

Mandolin bard with drummers in the back. Pulled by horses.

Or pulled by bulettes. Bulettes would be more metal.

Or a giant sphere hamster wheel in the center, filled with monk kobolds all running at top speed.

Inna gadda da vida, baybee

SEE, VIO-LANCE, IT MUST BE TEH EVILS. TEH EVILS OF ROCK.

...The fantasy of role

Chris Lambertz wrote:

I praise Sara Marie for getting the bzz-ing dying/angry wasp out of my office. D:

What did you do to anger Calistria?

What would Calistria have to do with Blackie Lawless' 80s heavy metal hair band?

The Mark Seifter train has no brakes it would seem.

"All aboard! Ha-ha-ha!" [/Ozzy]

mamaursula wrote:

Good, because my eleven friends who are very real and I were very offended.

He's kind of a big deal around here.

With eleven friends, he's a regular Nigel Tufnel of social interaction.

{proudly} I understood that reference.

Anthony Adam wrote:

Computer says .... Filigreed Tork!

That opens a hole in reality to the shadow plane

...filled with umbral Monkees (and several specials of dread earworms).

Rod of Stewart for bards? Drawbacks: Gives the wielder that hairstyle (no save)

Thanks for the link. What does the ZZ actually mean?

"Every gamer crazy 'bout a SupaStah item." {spins guitar}

Christopher Lee singing heavy metal carols!

This is dark wing checking in, that dark wing with ultra black logo and the cool obsidian lettered catchphrase cuz we're so dark!

Uh, Red leader - I can't see my controls right now. The black panel just hid the black buttons and the black backlighting just makes everything darker.....thought I could fly with the ultradark blast visor down too.

It's like, how much more black could this be? And the answer is none. None more black.

I blame Cosmo for my wife throwing a football in the most perfect manner possible and my catching it.

With my, er, male bits.

Nauseated condition for 10 minutes.

I blame Cosmo for GMS putting this song back in my head.

"Mmmmmmmmg mg mmmmmmmmg."

Once there was this kid who

Judy Bauer wrote:

[Redacted]: "Gibbering complimenter."

[Redacted]: "Hugging lurker!"

"Crusty jugglers!"

Are these the lost lyrics to that old holiday chestnut, "The 12 Horrors of Cos'mass?"