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*Gives Mort scratchies*

I'm guessing that ye old Limey is talking in Imperial pints, which is roughly around 550-560ml if I remember correctly...
So he would be around 1100ml full of beer ^^

Edit: Typical, talking about beer and my pants go flying out the window...

*Rummages through closet for some pants and a shirt*

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Freehold DM wrote:

FINALLY SAW BLACK PANTHER IN THEATRES

THEY CANNOT TAKE MY BLACK CARD AWAY

Told you not to remove it from your watch list.

But hey, Wakanda is a lawful society, no?

I'd peg Mbaku as Neutral Good.

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Infinity War Spoilers:

Oh yeah, downer ending. But me thinks what they need to do is steal the Time infinity stone off Thanos’s gauntlet and start reversing time.

I loved Spidey’s movie references, especially the scene with Mantis, ”Is she going to catch me and infest me with eggs?”

Bruce I think should learn how to fight in non-hulk mode, though he does a pretty good job about it once suited up.

Spidey’s new costume with legs growing out of it is…a tad creepy. Reminds me of Doctor Octopus.

Gamora – would it have been possible to use modify memory to erase her knowledge of the location of the infinity stone?

Star Lord really should have learnt to keep his emotions in check(they were so close…!), though if what Doctor Strange is true, all was meant to be.

And I'll miss Loki. Both of us are trickster types. Though he died doing the right thing.

What would have happened if Vision had managed to get the infinity stone destroyed at the start of the movie?


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Just a Mort wrote:
Tequilia - drink more water. Also, what you collecting nomination signatures for?

Oh yeah, like NH, I drink a ridiculous amount of water regardless of heat or exertion.

The sigs are to nominate me to be a Precinct Committeeperson (PC), which is the 'entry-level' elected position in U.S. political parties. It's not a government position -- basically I'll be registering people to vote when they move into the neighborhood, and reminding people to vote come election time.

Finally got around to finishing my Toki quest, but only got 4/8 I think. I don't like all the random stuff, though her hero power does synergize with it, I admit.

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Don't go for random. You can only reset once per round. I can't even remember what I did because of all the time reversals and re-runs.

I think it involved archmage Antonidas, Mana wyrms, extra Mana crystals and lots of fireballs.

And Eww on political office >.<

*Avoids political office like plague*


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I was going to run for City Council in Seattle, but only because they make 95k a year.


I'd avoid politics too, but politics butts its head into my life regardless of what I want; so I may as well have a say in how it butts its head in.

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Latest newsflash: My paladin hating BF(keeps complaining the paladin code is too restrictive) has rolled a paladin/warlock in 5e.

Im ROFL now =)


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The "every kid gets a trophy" mentality is not about bolstering self-esteem. It's about selling more trophies.


People tend to like the smell of freshly cut grass. Maybe this is due to our ancestors linking that smell with the presence of herbivorous prey.


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Services are changing the name of Private Messages to Direct Messages because they aren't really all that private anymore.


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One big difference between men and women is that if a woman hands you something and says "Here, smell this", it probably smells nice.


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An alien race could destroy us by saying "Send us your leader" and then sitting back and watching as we fight over who the leader is.


If Sauron had bothered to have a single f&#!ing orc guarding the only entrance to Mt. Doom, the hobbits would have been caught.


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Porn is to sex what professional wrestling is to fighting.


Cells multiply by dividing.


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The Odyssey is the most elaborate response ever to a wife asking her husband "Where the f@@+ have you been?"


You don't really stop clapping until you die. The time between claps just gets longer and longer.


Never play "The Floor is Lava" with a Hawaiian. They have far too much experience at it.


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There are hundreds of different kinds of energy drinks, but what we really need are motivation drinks.


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If you cross a sour patch kid with a cabbage patch kid, do you get a sauerkraut kid?


Boneless wings are basically chicken nuggets for adults.


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An infinite amount of $1 bills and an infinite amount of $100 bills would be worth same.


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The only real requirement for being a philosopher is thinking that you are a philosopher.


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You could constantly be the target of a really terrible assassin and never know it.


Everything can be categorized as either "banana" or "not banana".


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The shovel was a ground-breaking invention.

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gran rey de los mono wrote:
If you cross a sour patch kid with a cabbage patch kid, do you get a sauerkraut kid?

That's just wrong.


Just a Mort wrote:

Latest newsflash: My paladin hating BF(keeps complaining the paladin code is too restrictive) has rolled a paladin/warlock in 5e.

Im ROFL now =)

5th edition paladin's have looser morals codes (and a selection of them based on the archetype) than 3rd edition ones.


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gran rey de los mono wrote:
People tend to like the smell of freshly cut grass. Maybe this is due to our ancestors linking that smell with the presence of herbivorous prey.

Seriously?!

I was just woken up by the roaring of lawnmowers before the gods-damned 9 am.... The smell of freshly cut grass is spreading all around...


I had a dream about me playing a part in a... I think it was a TV series pilot regarding a group of aliens invading the Earth by taking over/replacing people. There were some discrepancies about missing anthropologist that were supposedly dead but they kept appearing in various places that lead me to the invader's stronghold (and the word stronghold explicitly appeared in the script).


There was some other complex dream prior to that but I don't remember the plot, only a few scenes that were mostly my neighborhood albeit slightly twisted (the bus doesn't go that way, there is no shop where I was going by that bus, never mind I'd not bother with using bus for a few hundred meter trip, although I think I visited that not existing shop in some other dreams, etc.).


I definitely should wash my head.

*scratch-scratch-scratch*


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gran rey de los mono wrote:
One big difference between men and women is that if a woman hands you something and says "Here, smell this", it probably smells nice.

Not necessarily.

Mom: "Here, smell this" and/or "Here, taste this."
Amby: "That smells/tastes off/weird/awful/spoiled."
Mom: "I guess the expiration date was right."
Amby: ಠ﹏ಠ


Drejk wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
People tend to like the smell of freshly cut grass. Maybe this is due to our ancestors linking that smell with the presence of herbivorous prey.

Seriously?!

I was just woken up by the roaring of lawnmowers before the gods-damned 9 am.... The smell of freshly cut grass is spreading all around...

"Over the garden wall, two little lovebirds - cuckoo to you!

Keep them moving blades sharp..."


I'm working in Waunakee today, the only small town in America with a more inflated self worth then New York City.

No, seriously, their motto is "The Only Waunakee In The World"

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I just had a day of filling up forms. Meh. Need to attend to due diligence part 2 tomorrow, at least I got a straight answer out of the bank.

*purrs at Kjeldorn*


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So I spent the weekend camping in a wooded state park about an hour away with Zelda and her kids. Aiymi was going to come, but due to the medication she's on she was not allowed to be in sunlight.

Nice relaxing weekend. Quiet. Left the phone in the car. Got a little too much sun, but nothing serious.

Come back here and I'm bombarded with "My monitor doesn't stay on, and I know it's because this cord is loose." And you didn't tighten the cord you've already identified? No. No she hadn't. Didn't even cross her mind. Nope. And she wouldn't do it herself. I had to go to her desk to do it for her. The relaxation from the weekend was completely undone before 9:45 this morning.


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Stupid Waunakee and it's weirdly capricious wireless networks.

And why does every guy walking around in the day walk a tiny dog and wear a red polo shirt.

Reverse vampires, that's why.


And for some reason it won't let me send pictures of what a s!%&ty job the company before us did on this property.


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It appears to be the first instance in the history of house construction where someone built a house on a hillside and then graded everything on the property towards the house.


captain yesterday wrote:

Stupid Waunakee and it's weirdly capricious wireless networks.

And why does every guy walking around in the day walk a tiny dog and wear a red polo shirt.

Reverse vampires, that's why.

I'm going to say...it really depends on what part of Waunakee you're in. Carriage Ridge area? Southbridge? Nothing else is jumping out at me as "trendy newer area dominated by tiny dogs".


captain yesterday wrote:
And for some reason it won't let me send pictures of what a s!%~ty job the company before us did on this property.

I got them!


Vanykrye wrote:

So I spent the weekend camping in a wooded state park about an hour away with Zelda and her kids. Aiymi was going to come, but due to the medication she's on she was not allowed to be in sunlight.

Nice relaxing weekend. Quiet. Left the phone in the car. Got a little too much sun, but nothing serious.

Come back here and I'm bombarded with "My monitor doesn't stay on, and I know it's because this cord is loose." And you didn't tighten the cord you've already identified? No. No she hadn't. Didn't even cross her mind. Nope. And she wouldn't do it herself. I had to go to her desk to do it for her. The relaxation from the weekend was completely undone before 9:45 this morning.

I spent this morning trying to make a super-twitchy parts management program work. Which I may have been able to figure out, except for my boss, who insists that I do all the typing and clicking because he needs glasses, but wants to make all the decisions. And do everything according to the training guide, verbatim, and nothing not written in the training guide, for fear of f%&@ing something up. (And he may be justified in that fear, 'cause it does happen.) And of course the task holding us up from doing anything else was not included in the training guide. But it took hours of reading, rebooting, rereading, searching the corporate website for help guides, fiddling with a related program, and then showing me how his fiddling is pointless to decide to call corporate HQ for help.

Ughhhhhhhhhh...


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Bats in the Fun 2018!!!!

Sadly, likely the last one ever...


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Tequila Sunrise wrote:


I spent this morning trying to make a super-twitchy parts management program work. Which I may have been able to figure out, except for my boss, who insists that I do all the typing and clicking because he needs glasses, but wants to make all the decisions. And do everything according to the training guide, verbatim, and nothing not written in the training guide, for fear of f#*%ing something up. (And he may be justified in that fear, 'cause it does happen.) And of course the task holding us up from doing anything else was not included in the training guide. But it took hours of reading, rebooting, rereading, searching the corporate website for help guides, fiddling with a related program, and then showing me how his fiddling is pointless to decide to call corporate HQ for help.

Ughhhhhhhhhh...

The one thing I will say in defense - if you follow the instructions verbatim and the stuff doesn't work (and you're talking about specific directions for a corporate, supposedly somewhat standardized environment), then it's much harder for them to realistically brush you off assuming you're doing it wrong. You'll still get kickback from them, sure, but once you convince them that you did indeed not vary at all from their written instructions, then if there's a shred of logical honesty in them they'll be forced to look at themselves and their procedures.

That is a good thing.

It's also what NH's testers are *supposed* to be doing in the first place, before it gets to the end users, for those very reasons.


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Oh, and I hit submit before I meant to...

All that said...yes...having to type and navigate for someone else is just horribly annoying. "You know where to click and I don't need to be involved? You do it and I'll go work on something else."


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At work, now. Last Friday's water pressure problems in the garage can be traced to the people doing the power washing. It seems that they forgot to release the pressure when they got done. Everything's fine, now.


Just a Mort wrote:
Limeylongears wrote:
Just a Mort wrote:
Limeylongears wrote:

Today I became Chief Melon Puncher

And destroyer of refilled milk bottles with yataghan.

And sunburned champion

And eater of mixed grill

And man who fell over

Shattering bottles with a bladed weapon, eating mixed grill, sure. Melon puncher and man who fell over, how?

Melon puncher because the supermarket were getting rid of some watermelons, so we put one on a pole and I punched it with the punch dagger, which was entertaining and disturbing at the same time.

Man who fell over because I was walking home with my rucksack of swords, having had a pint or two to drink, and decided to stop off at the pub for another one to round off the evening. While trying to get change out of my pocket with the rucksack on, I overbalanced and fell on my arse. However, the swords were fine, and I got my pint (Black Lion mild - very nice), so all's well that ends well.

I can imagine how melon punching can be disturbing. It's like the watermelon flesh is the same colour as blood.

So you drank about 900 ml of beer then was trying to do a balancing act. It makes sense.

You can carry swords in rucksacks without getting stopped where you are?

It was more than 900ml - I was being understated - but yes, I can - I've got a legitimate reason for carrying them, am a member of a club and have the appropriate insurance, and I wrap them up so they don't look too 'weapon-y'. Plus, I'm a middle-aged respectable-looking whiteperson, so unless I go out of my way to be obnoxious, law enforcement leave me alone.


NobodysHome wrote:

Bats in the Fun 2018!!!!

Sadly, likely the last one ever...

GothBard looks fabulous.

Who's the guy who looks sort of like a younger, long-haired NH with the redhead on his arm?

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