>>Ask *captain yesterday* to Parody Alias ALL Your Requests Here!<<


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All right, sailor! You have shown yourself a pretty mean creator when it comes to parody aliases. You've got enough aliases to get a job with the KGB, boy!

Well, I aim to get you over 9000, and let me tell you if I don't see Nappa on page 1 of this thread exclaiming in a suprised manner about that number, then you're not the man I thought you were.

Your assignment is to push the limits of the server with aliases, and we, the good people of the Paizo community are here to help, with suggestions that we feel will get more use than "Captain Yesterday Alias #4721".

People will appear, they will give suggestions, and by order of the President, will stick around to interact with them, Dangit!

Boy, I want to see more aliases than posts on James Jacobs' thread! That is an order, sailor!!

EDIT - Since this thread has replies, I can't delete it. The captain has thus refused his assignment, and we should let this fade to obscurity, I suppose...

I thought it was a good one.


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I am absolutely not doing this >:-(


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Nothing, no puppies or kitties or cute little pygmy goats.


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Wait I just noticed this wasn't done by you (captain yesterday)! Dahhh. Sorry if I offended you in anyway. Though look out for those raptor-esque, vampiric, pygmy goats....

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I feel a need for cake.


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It's just that the aliases is how I blow off steam and vent to break up the housework during the day and the stress of being a stay at home dad, I don't want it to be a part of the housework, I like to just kind of float amongst the boards and posting when something sticks out to me.

I can't even keep up on my Iron Gods Extravaganza thread:-)

So thanks for the thought, I know it comes from a good place, and it's not a bad idea but I have enough work and the boards are my get away from work :-)


So, since it has replies, I can't delete, only edit. :-/


I do appreciate the little time it lived
(and yes I am going to run with this.)

Edit:
We could just edit all of our posts to say next to nothing...
Edit, edit:
Better yet delete....


I edited the intro.

Maybe one day he'll get bored and rezz it...


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{looks at alias list, cues up song:} "Don't you think you oughta rest?..." ;)


Peers in. "I should make one of these someday." Tiptoes out.

Silver Crusade

Who WAS that masked man?


All you lilly livered sand crabs claiming to have naval ranks who couldn't tell the bow from the stern or port from starboard need to get busy with mops and swab down the poop deck.


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Hopefully it's locked up when they come in to work today:-(


Avast there you slimy land lubber, the poop deck can't be locked! Now get your mop and get busy.


Ooh! Ooh! Do me! Do me!

Wait....too late.


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Yeah the sooner they close it down the better, I don't need help coming up with aliases or jokes.


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Just to reiterate.

NO!

Find one of the countless other Ask threads to chat in, I have no interest in having my own.

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Locking thread.

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