All wings check in.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Purple Jesus, lying passed out under the table.

[rashly5]

Purple Jesus, this is Battle Relief, stand by for incoming alcohol.

[Sissyl]

Battle command, this is Mom's mighty latte, standing by.

[Terquem]

Well, the rain exploded with a mighty crash
As we fell into the sun,
And the first one said to the second one there
I hope you're having fun.

Wings, checking in...

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Battle Relief Booze Barge, this is Purple Jesus, you are clear to rendezvous.

*glikglikglikglikSPROING!*

HALLELUJSHAH, I AM RISHEN!

*REEEEETCH-thump*

[Gorilla Grodd]

Purple Jesus, this is Barf Aid, supplying you with bags and buckets right now.

[Triphoppenskip]

Chicken Wing, in full retreat.

[Randarak]

East Wing, closed off for renovation

[Gorilla Grodd]

West Wing, do not enter - it is forbidden!

[Wylliam Harrison]

Stealth wing, standing by.

[krevon]

Red wine....being drank.

[KestrelZ]

This is dark wing checking in, that dark wing with ultra black logo and the cool obsidian lettered catchphrase cuz we're so dark!

Uh, Red leader - I can't see my controls right now. The black panel just hid the black buttons and the black backlighting just makes everything darker.....thought I could fly with the ultradark blast visor down too.

[krevon]

KestrelZ wrote:

This is dark wing checking in, "I am the terror the flaps in the night. I am the gum on the bottom of your shoe. I am am DARKWING DUCK!

Fixed that for you.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Zero Wing, making our time setting up the bomb.

[Sissyl]

Zero wing, this is Mom's Mighty Latte, you have no hope of survive make your time.

[Nigel Tufnel, Guitar Wizard]

KestrelZ wrote:

This is dark wing checking in, that dark wing with ultra black logo and the cool obsidian lettered catchphrase cuz we're so dark!

Uh, Red leader - I can't see my controls right now. The black panel just hid the black buttons and the black backlighting just makes everything darker.....thought I could fly with the ultradark blast visor down too.

It's like, how much more black could this be? And the answer is none. None more black.

[rashly5]

All units attention! Battle Relief is this. All your base are belong to us.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

HA. HA. HA.

[GoatToucher]

Black Gold to all our base: WHAT YOU SAY?!?

[Gorilla Grodd]

SuperApe to base, what's your handle? Over!

[Randarak]

Lead Guitar to Base: Your timing is off.

[GoatToucher]

Five String Bass to Base: Keep it up by laying it down, over.

[Cr500cricket]

The Dirty Dozen standing by:

N****S!

[Triphoppenskip]

Smurf one smurfing smurf.

[krevon]

Hi ho, Hi ho, is checking in we go....

Erhmm.. Dwarf 7 Checking In

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Zero Wing, standing by to ROCK!

[Sissyl]

Mom's mighty latte to base: For great justice! *waves lighter*

[Tvashtri Abdul-Khasis]

What's this? A flying machine convention? I have been waiting for just such an occasion to showcase mine! *shows up in something that looks like a combination of an ornithopter, a merry-go-round, and Spaceball-1*

[Gorilla Grodd]

Silverback to new space vessel, what's your handle? Over!

[GoatToucher]

Senor Manpiece, standing by.

[Raven_Black]

One-eyed one-horned flying purple people eater, standing by....and chowing down.

[Message board troll]

Woosh....woosh.... pew pew pew pew.

[The Fiend Fantastic]

Wing of Torment, signing in.

[Sissyl]

Mom's mighty latte to Wing of Torment: What can change the nature of a man? Over.

[Gorilla Grodd]

Santactopus here, not sure. Over and out!

[Zahariel]

This is Buckaroo One, back from the 8th dimension. We're coming in fast.

[Tvashtri Abdul-Khasis]

The Incredible Machine to Mom's mighty latte: That would be belief - observe, over. *concentrates, his craft transforms into a giant fiendish struthiomimus*

[krevon]

Undead Porkins checking in.

[Wylliam Harrison]

Stealth Strike Force checking in

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Somebody's checking in?!?

[Triphoppenskip]

Stoner Dude checking out.

[GoatToucher]

Dunston, checking in.

[Gorilla Grodd]

Hoffman, reporting in!

[Message board troll]

SOMEBODY DO A BARREL ROLL!!!!!

[Gorilla Grodd]

Green Loontern, woohoo!

*Does a barrel roll.*

[krevon]

Message board troll wrote:

SOMEBODY DO A BARREL ROLL!!!!!

*Stuffs the troll in a barrel and rolls it down a hill*

Mrs. Fancypants checking in....to my room.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Living One, reborn on wings of fire and standing by.

[GoatToucher]

Manowar: made of steel not clay, checking in.

[rashly5]

This is Battle Relief, do you have a reservation?

["THE" Poog of Zarongel]

Nuke striker wing, ready to go.