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Vanykrye wrote:
I despise the Atlanta airport.

I designed it myself!


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Limeylongears wrote:

Just finished a 'Savage Worlds' session. Our two "somewhat" inexperienced spellcasters have decided to try and bind a pit fiend.

Hum.

Do it!!


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Limeylongears wrote:
Ragadolf wrote:

Im working.

Kids dance shows.
All Summer.

All.

Summer.

O_o

Ohhh, Rags.

As they say, 'When you die you will go to heaven, as you've served your time in hell'.

Dude, come on! Even I'm not that cruel!


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Checks off another name on the list.


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Quibblemodeus wrote:
Pah. All shall bow, now or later, all shall bow.

*sigh* Okay, let's go over this again, it doesn't matter if they bow AS LONG AS THEY SIGN THE CONTRACT.

Jesus Christ, man! we're trying to procure souls, not start a f+~&ing cult!


No pentagrams OR animal sacrifices!?! Well, I'm out of ideas.

Call me when you're ready to commit!


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Thomas Seitz wrote:
Next time stop using a golden fiddle.

You obviously don't have a golden fiddle! You wanna play for one?


I played him for it, didn't end well.


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Gary Teter wrote:

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Needs a bit more Asmodeus.


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Glad I'm not that guy!


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Scintillae wrote:
Vanykrye wrote:
DST can go straight to the bottomless pit of the Abyss. That is all.
It's really more an example of LE, so...probably not the Abyss.

Yup, that was me.


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John Napier 698 wrote:
I wouldn't. He'd trash it like a rock star in a cheap hotel room.

You will have fun.


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Sign here... Here... And here... Initial here...

If you're worthy, your grace will arrive next week.


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Which I had nothing to do with, despite what you may have heard.


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Don't tell me you'd rather go to McMoloch's!


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I'm taking Hell's Kitchen to a whole new level. Entertainment, that's where the true power lies.


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Hey now!


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Yeah, but so is all other music. Not that I would have anything to do with that.


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C'mon! Sign the contract! What have you got to lose! It's a sure thing!


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Don't you mean that Abadar was just copying me, but without the balls to get s@~# done. Although, it seems he grew a pair, good for him!

Now, if you'll excuse me I have to fleece a thousand primitive cultures on a hundred different worlds.

puts on an expensive suit and a cheap orange wig.


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Vincent Price. Or if he's busy, James Earl Jones. Just please, I can't stress this enough. NO WILL ARNETT, dude gets enough voice work.

The Rolling Stones, always. Frankly, by now, I think I owe them, instead of vice versa.


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Great! Now you woke him up!

grabs a well worn copy of Go, Dog, Go!

Well, come on! Someone has to sing It's a Small World After All, and I'm just not into it.


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I just love to haggle. And supposedly I'm a control freak, but I don't see it, I just know what's best, for everyone.


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They're good devilkind! It's their kid, that's the screw up.

As far as a promotion to Whore Queen, well anything is possible. If you catch my drift.


You couldn't handle it.


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How to punish players? Two words, Onerous Contracts. Lots and lots of contracts.


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Sin of Asmodeus wrote:
Hell Demands Vengeance.

And kittens.


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Yeah, I have bigger things to worry about, it's your slave, do whatever.


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NobodysHome wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
You're always welcome to try and corrupt people in other threads.
That's Captain Yesterday's job...

C'mon! Gold fiddle for your soul, it's a steal! You won't find a better offer, I'm telling ya!


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It's intentional, ignorance is bliss.


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Daddy!


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Once you feel the rush of blind worship, class levels become meaningless.


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baron arem heshvaun wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:

god in heaven.

I miss being young and in shape.

I miss Heaven.

It's alright. But nothing compares to being your own boss.


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NobodysHome wrote:

...aaaaand... I am no longer corrupt.

At least according to the video.

Now can they make me healthy, wealthy, and smart?

Are you sure...


Uh, yeah. He did it!


Ha! I get it!


All will be made clear, just sign here


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Yeah, my church accepts everyone, just sign here...


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it's more fun that way


You want cheese, I got cheese.


Give 'em Hell Thursty!


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Oh! Oh! Pick me! I know!


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Well, he's not my kid.

I hope...


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Redbeard the Scruffy wrote:
How the heck did Square get the rights to the name of the Greek God of Time?! Fair use, man, fair use.

snaps photo of naked greek glory

I am so putting this on Deity Facebook, Vecna is going to crack up!

Oh, man I should send it to Hades, he could use a pick me up!


Women


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I'll draw up the the contract!

What are your feelings on signing things with pig's blood? Cause I really gotta have the pig's blood (it's kinda my thing).


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Would you mind signing a contract endorsing that statement.


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I like this guy, he's going places!


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Listen, if you don't want those two, no prob, I get it.

Lucky for you, I have 17 other core deities, all ready to go. And if those don't catch your fancy, I have a whole bargain bin of Demigods, Demon Lords, Horsemen, Fey Gods, Alien entities, Archdevils, and Empyreal lords.

Frankly, if you can't find something you like, you haven't looked enough.


Maneuvermoose wrote:
captain yesterday wrote:
The DEVIL is in the details I guess:-D
NO. No, IT is nOT.

You wanna bet on it.

DEVIL'S always come out ahead.

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