paizo.com Recent Posts by Asmodeus, Prince of Darknesspaizo.com Recent Posts by Asmodeus, Prince of Darkness2016-08-05T15:09:55Z2016-08-05T15:09:55ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLAsmodeus, Prince of Darkness (alias of captain yesterday)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=5478?Deep-6-FaWtL#2739002022-09-01T22:09:31Z2022-09-01T17:18:33Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">NobodysHome wrote:</div><blockquote><p> It's really amazing just how thoroughly people can ignore you.</p>
<p>The "standard" process is that our department manager updates a curriculum tracker, we work according to what's on the tracker, and the training department uses the tracker to plan the courses. Unfortunately, since my manager was laid off, I can't update the tracker.</p>
<p>Every week for 4 weeks now, the training project manager has contacted me: "NobodysHome, we need you to update the tracker. Why haven't you updated the tracker yet? We need those updates."
<br />
"I am not a manager, I do not have edit access to the tracker."
<br />
"Oh, OK."</p>
<p>And yet again this morning, the very same person, for the FOURTH TIME, has sent me an urgent message asking me to update the tracker.</p>
<p>It is... annoying...
<br />
</blockquote><p><b>Goddamn it, we need those TPS reports!! Stat!!!</b>NobodysHome wrote:It's really amazing just how thoroughly people can ignore you.
The "standard" process is that our department manager updates a curriculum tracker, we work according to what's on the tracker, and the training department uses the tracker to plan the courses. Unfortunately, since my manager was laid off, I can't update the tracker.
Every week for 4 weeks now, the training project manager has contacted me: "NobodysHome, we need you to update the tracker. Why haven't you...Asmodeus, Prince of Darkness (alias of captain yesterday)2022-09-01T17:18:33ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: So What's the Plan, Stan?Asmodeus, Prince of Darkness (alias of captain yesterday)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2v5gz&page=42?So-Whats-the-Plan-Stan#20732022-05-16T13:14:25Z2022-05-15T19:59:29Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Andostre wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Busy-ish weekend, but nothing amazing or noteworthy going on.</p>
<p>Friday night, I did a sudoku puzzle... IN PEN. </blockquote><p><b>Oh man, do I have the contract for you! You're going to love it!!</b>Andostre wrote:Busy-ish weekend, but nothing amazing or noteworthy going on.
Friday night, I did a sudoku puzzle... IN PEN.
Oh man, do I have the contract for you! You're going to love it!!Asmodeus, Prince of Darkness (alias of captain yesterday)2022-05-15T19:59:29ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLAsmodeus, Prince of Darkness (alias of captain yesterday)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=5349?Deep-6-FaWtL#2674372021-10-29T12:56:04Z2021-10-29T12:24:30Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Sharoth wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">lisamarlene wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Sharoth wrote:</div><blockquote> I blame... ~looks though my calendar~ ...Freehold DM is next month... ~grumbles~ Captain Yesterday was last week... ~grimaces~ lisamarlene doesn't get any blame time until 2022... ~reads further~ Ah! Tacticslion is on blame duty this week. Accept it Tact. You are on scapegoat, er, blame duty! NobodysHone is on blame duty next week. </blockquote>Yay! Sharoth gets cookies. </blockquote>Doubtful. You are the one that managed, somehow, to get your blame time deferred until 2022. Who did you bribe? I want answers!!! </blockquote><p><b>You can't handle the answers!!</b>Sharoth wrote:lisamarlene wrote: Sharoth wrote: I blame... ~looks though my calendar~ ...Freehold DM is next month... ~grumbles~ Captain Yesterday was last week... ~grimaces~ lisamarlene doesn't get any blame time until 2022... ~reads further~ Ah! Tacticslion is on blame duty this week. Accept it Tact. You are on scapegoat, er, blame duty! NobodysHone is on blame duty next week.
Yay! Sharoth gets cookies. Doubtful. You are the one that managed, somehow, to get your blame time deferred until...Asmodeus, Prince of Darkness (alias of captain yesterday)2021-10-29T12:24:30ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: TenTens CornerAsmodeus, Prince of Darkness (alias of captain yesterday)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs43hrk?TenTens-Corner#192021-10-09T03:47:22Z2021-10-08T23:57:34Z<p><b>Oh man, do I have a fiddle for you! Made of solid gold and sounds like Beyonce having an orgasm! All yours, for a limited time, and all I need is ONE soul!! It doesn't even have to be yours!!!</b></p>
<p><b><s> Devils </s> Operators are standing by!!</b></p>Oh man, do I have a fiddle for you! Made of solid gold and sounds like Beyonce having an orgasm! All yours, for a limited time, and all I need is ONE soul!! It doesn't even have to be yours!!!
Devils Operators are standing by!!Asmodeus, Prince of Darkness (alias of captain yesterday)2021-10-08T23:57:34ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLAsmodeus, Prince of Darkness (alias of captain yesterday)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=5251?Deep-6-FaWtL#2625202021-04-18T01:15:45Z2021-04-18T01:15:45Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Limey's Conscience wrote:</div><blockquote> Stop spending money on effects pedals! </blockquote><p><b>Hush you!</b>Limey's Conscience wrote:Stop spending money on effects pedals!
Hush you!Asmodeus, Prince of Darkness (alias of captain yesterday)2021-04-18T01:15:45ZRe: Forums: Product Discussion: Pathfinder Lost Omens: LegendsAsmodeus, Prince of Darkness (alias of captain yesterday)https://paizo.com/products/btq023gd/discuss&page=6?Pathfinder-Lost-Omens-Legends#2762020-09-04T21:46:41Z2020-08-04T16:32:15Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Windjammer wrote:</div><blockquote><p> No offense to anyone involved, but this product contains some of the laziest work I've seen in a long time in RPG products.</p>
<p>Remember when Pegasus Spiele's Call of Cthulhu books lifted entire texts on certain real-world locales or historic personalities from Wikipedia? One "Find and Replace" later, and those texts could be paraded as RPG-specific content in pricy hardcovers.</p>
<p>Well, say hello, because we've reached that rock-bottom in Pathfinder 2. Case in point, see page 11. The author copy-pasted an existing services agreements template, word by word, from here: https://www.lexisnexis.com/terms/offline/professional-services-agreement.as px And then simply inserted "infernal party" and "mortal party". See e.g. the severance clause. </p>
<p>Look, if that's how you generate content, you may as well write a 3-line sentence in a book, direct us to the template, and instruct us to do "Find+Replace" in Word. Any GM can do that. Takes me 3 minutes.</p>
<p>But don't fill entire pages in your books with content that I can self-generate in a sec., and then charge premium hardcover dollars on things that didn't take any effort to write-up. I mean geez, at least you'd think diabolic contracts on Golarion have at least SOME differences to real-world professional services contracts of the variety that Paizo gives its freelancers. </p>
<p>Sorry, I'm a long time fan but I find this is not the conduct of a company I've long admired for its creative content.
<br />
</blockquote><p><b>My bad! Sorry, it's been super busy lately and I was trying to save time.
<p>You're absolutely right, I'll try to spice things up a bit from now on!</b></p>Windjammer wrote:No offense to anyone involved, but this product contains some of the laziest work I've seen in a long time in RPG products.
Remember when Pegasus Spiele's Call of Cthulhu books lifted entire texts on certain real-world locales or historic personalities from Wikipedia? One "Find and Replace" later, and those texts could be paraded as RPG-specific content in pricy hardcovers.
Well, say hello, because we've reached that rock-bottom in Pathfinder 2. Case in point, see page 11....Asmodeus, Prince of Darkness (alias of captain yesterday)2020-08-04T16:32:15ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLAsmodeus, Prince of Darkness (alias of captain yesterday)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=4999?Deep-6-FaWtL#2499422020-08-02T00:41:53Z2020-08-01T19:10:58Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Tequila Sunrise wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Tequila Sunrise wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Also, s%!•'s getting serious in AZ as it is everywhere. Spoilered for incidental politics:</p>
<p>•• spoiler omitted •• </blockquote><p>Update:
</p>
•• spoiler omitted •• </blockquote><p><b>But, she told me I was the baby-daddy!</b>Tequila Sunrise wrote:Tequila Sunrise wrote:Also, s%!*'s getting serious in AZ as it is everywhere. Spoilered for incidental politics:
** spoiler omitted **
Update:
** spoiler omitted ** But, she told me I was the baby-daddy!Asmodeus, Prince of Darkness (alias of captain yesterday)2020-08-01T19:10:58ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLAsmodeus, Prince of Darkness (alias of captain yesterday)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=4587?Deep-6-FaWtL#2293172019-07-30T08:48:56Z2019-07-21T22:10:18Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Vanykrye wrote:</div><blockquote> I despise the Atlanta airport. </blockquote><p><b> I designed it myself!</b>Vanykrye wrote:I despise the Atlanta airport.
I designed it myself!Asmodeus, Prince of Darkness (alias of captain yesterday)2019-07-21T22:10:18ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLAsmodeus, Prince of Darkness (alias of captain yesterday)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=4556?Deep-6-FaWtL#2277852019-06-25T23:23:29Z2019-06-25T23:12:02Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Limeylongears wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Just finished a 'Savage Worlds' session. Our two "somewhat" inexperienced spellcasters have decided to try and bind a pit fiend.</p>
<p>Hum. </blockquote><p><b>Do it!!</b>Limeylongears wrote:Just finished a 'Savage Worlds' session. Our two "somewhat" inexperienced spellcasters have decided to try and bind a pit fiend.
Hum.
Do it!!Asmodeus, Prince of Darkness (alias of captain yesterday)2019-06-25T23:12:02ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: DungeonmasterCal's House of RespiteAsmodeus, Prince of Darkness (alias of captain yesterday)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs42eu1&page=42?DungeonmasterCals-House-of-Respite#20862019-05-24T16:38:29Z2019-05-24T11:00:55Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Limeylongears wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Ragadolf wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Im working.
</p>
Kids dance shows.
<br />
All Summer.</p>
<p>All. </p>
<p>Summer.</p>
<p>O_o </blockquote><p>Ohhh, Rags.
<p>As they say, 'When you die you will go to heaven, as you've served your time in hell'. </blockquote><p><b>Dude, come on! Even I'm not <i> that </i> cruel!</b>Limeylongears wrote:Ragadolf wrote:Im working.
Kids dance shows.
All Summer.All.
Summer.
O_o
Ohhh, Rags. As they say, 'When you die you will go to heaven, as you've served your time in hell'. Dude, come on! Even I'm not that cruel!Asmodeus, Prince of Darkness (alias of captain yesterday)2019-05-24T11:00:55ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: DungeonmasterCal's House of RespiteAsmodeus, Prince of Darkness (alias of captain yesterday)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs42eu1&page=37?DungeonmasterCals-House-of-Respite#18262019-04-27T23:39:26Z2019-04-27T22:38:53Z<p><b><span class=messageboard-ooc> Checks off another name on the list.</b></span></p>Checks off another name on the list.Asmodeus, Prince of Darkness (alias of captain yesterday)2019-04-27T22:38:53ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: We're All Gods Here Right?Asmodeus, Prince of Darkness (alias of captain yesterday)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs42cef?Were-All-Gods-Here-Right#312018-12-03T04:12:08Z2018-11-02T10:48:10Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Quibblemodeus wrote:</div><blockquote> Pah. All shall bow, now or later, all shall bow. </blockquote><p><b>•sigh• Okay, let's go over this again, it doesn't matter if they bow AS LONG AS THEY SIGN THE CONTRACT.</b>
<p><b>Jesus Christ, man! we're trying to procure souls, not start a f++!ing cult!</b></p>Quibblemodeus wrote:Pah. All shall bow, now or later, all shall bow.
*sigh* Okay, let's go over this again, it doesn't matter if they bow AS LONG AS THEY SIGN THE CONTRACT. Jesus Christ, man! we're trying to procure souls, not start a f#@~ing cult!Asmodeus, Prince of Darkness (alias of captain yesterday)2018-11-02T10:48:10ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: I'd like to summon a ghost and/or demon. Need advice.Asmodeus, Prince of Darkness (alias of captain yesterday)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs42aij?Id-like-to-summon-a-ghost-andor-demon-Need#22018-09-25T17:14:56Z2018-09-25T17:14:56Z<p><b>No pentagrams OR animal sacrifices!?! Well, I'm out of ideas.</b></p>
<p><b>Call me when you're ready to commit!</b></p>No pentagrams OR animal sacrifices!?! Well, I'm out of ideas.
Call me when you're ready to commit!Asmodeus, Prince of Darkness (alias of captain yesterday)2018-09-25T17:14:56ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Captain Yesterday's Action!Town! A respite From Guatemalan Insanity Peppers.Asmodeus, Prince of Darkness (alias of captain yesterday)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2u5rc&page=8?Captain-Yesterdays-ActionTown-A-respite-From#3662018-07-09T01:22:29Z2018-07-08T13:36:01Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Thomas Seitz wrote:</div><blockquote> Next time stop using a golden fiddle. </blockquote><p><b>You obviously don't have a golden fiddle! You wanna play for one?</b>Thomas Seitz wrote:Next time stop using a golden fiddle.
You obviously don't have a golden fiddle! You wanna play for one?Asmodeus, Prince of Darkness (alias of captain yesterday)2018-07-08T13:36:01ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Captain Yesterday's Action!Town! A respite From Guatemalan Insanity Peppers.Asmodeus, Prince of Darkness (alias of captain yesterday)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2u5rc&page=8?Captain-Yesterdays-ActionTown-A-respite-From#3642018-07-07T15:24:03Z2018-07-07T15:24:03Z<p><b>I played him for it, didn't end well.</b></p>I played him for it, didn't end well.Asmodeus, Prince of Darkness (alias of captain yesterday)2018-07-07T15:24:03ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Things the neural network saidAsmodeus, Prince of Darkness (alias of captain yesterday)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2v6mm&page=3?Things-the-neural-network-said#1202018-06-22T22:24:18Z2018-06-21T19:38:07Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Gary Teter wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Jamesbot, epoch 10:</p>
<p>worship worship asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus... </blockquote><p><b>Needs a bit more Asmodeus.</b>Gary Teter wrote:Jamesbot, epoch 10:
worship worship asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus asmodeus...Asmodeus, Prince of Darkness (alias of captain yesterday)2018-06-21T19:38:07ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLAsmodeus, Prince of Darkness (alias of captain yesterday)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=3788?Deep-6-FaWtL#1893662018-06-04T20:00:19Z2018-04-16T23:45:10Z<p><b>Glad I'm not that guy!</b></p>Glad I'm not that guy!Asmodeus, Prince of Darkness (alias of captain yesterday)2018-04-16T23:45:10ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLAsmodeus, Prince of Darkness (alias of captain yesterday)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=3736?Deep-6-FaWtL#1867702018-03-13T03:51:37Z2018-03-12T17:22:15Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Scintillae wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Vanykrye wrote:</div><blockquote> DST can go straight to the bottomless pit of the Abyss. That is all. </blockquote>It's really more an example of LE, so...probably not the Abyss. </blockquote><p><b>Yup, that was me.</b>Scintillae wrote:Vanykrye wrote: DST can go straight to the bottomless pit of the Abyss. That is all.
It's really more an example of LE, so...probably not the Abyss. Yup, that was me.Asmodeus, Prince of Darkness (alias of captain yesterday)2018-03-12T17:22:15ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLAsmodeus, Prince of Darkness (alias of captain yesterday)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=3535?Deep-6-FaWtL#1767432017-12-10T03:27:19Z2017-12-10T02:13:30Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">John Napier 698 wrote:</div><blockquote> I wouldn't. He'd trash it like a rock star in a cheap hotel room. </blockquote><p><b>You will have fun.</b>John Napier 698 wrote:I wouldn't. He'd trash it like a rock star in a cheap hotel room.
You will have fun.Asmodeus, Prince of Darkness (alias of captain yesterday)2017-12-10T02:13:30ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLAsmodeus, Prince of Darkness (alias of captain yesterday)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=3535?Deep-6-FaWtL#1767362017-12-10T03:11:22Z2017-12-10T00:47:24Z<p><b>Sign here... Here... And here... Initial here...</p>
<p>If you're worthy, your grace will arrive next week.</b></p>Sign here... Here... And here... Initial here...
If you're worthy, your grace will arrive next week.Asmodeus, Prince of Darkness (alias of captain yesterday)2017-12-10T00:47:24ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLAsmodeus, Prince of Darkness (alias of captain yesterday)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=3377?Deep-6-FaWtL#1688452017-09-26T03:12:28Z2017-09-26T00:40:38Z<p><b>Which I had nothing to do with, despite what you may have heard.</b></p>Which I had nothing to do with, despite what you may have heard.Asmodeus, Prince of Darkness (alias of captain yesterday)2017-09-26T00:40:38ZRe: Forums: Starfinder General Discussion: Some issues with StarfinderAsmodeus, Prince of Darkness (alias of captain yesterday)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2uj0m&page=4?Some-issues-with-Starfinder#1722018-03-26T05:54:31Z2017-09-04T03:44:03Z<p><b>Don't tell me you'd rather go to McMoloch's!</b></p>Don't tell me you'd rather go to McMoloch's!Asmodeus, Prince of Darkness (alias of captain yesterday)2017-09-04T03:44:03ZRe: Forums: Starfinder General Discussion: Some issues with StarfinderAsmodeus, Prince of Darkness (alias of captain yesterday)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2uj0m&page=4?Some-issues-with-Starfinder#1702018-03-26T05:54:03Z2017-09-04T03:30:23Z<p><b>I'm taking <i>Hell's Kitchen</i> to a whole new level. Entertainment, that's where the true power lies.</b></p>I'm taking Hell's Kitchen to a whole new level. Entertainment, that's where the true power lies.Asmodeus, Prince of Darkness (alias of captain yesterday)2017-09-04T03:30:23ZRe: Forums: Starfinder Society: What deities will be legal in Starfinder Society?Asmodeus, Prince of Darkness (alias of captain yesterday)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ug7z?What-deities-will-be-legal-in-Starfinder-Society#32017-07-10T13:56:38Z2017-07-10T13:54:37Z<p><b>Hey now!</b></p>Hey now!Asmodeus, Prince of Darkness (alias of captain yesterday)2017-07-10T13:54:37ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLAsmodeus, Prince of Darkness (alias of captain yesterday)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=3258?Deep-6-FaWtL#1628822017-07-03T01:42:21Z2017-07-02T22:09:36Z<p><b>Yeah, but so is all other music. Not that I would have anything to do with that.</b></p>Yeah, but so is all other music. Not that I would have anything to do with that.Asmodeus, Prince of Darkness (alias of captain yesterday)2017-07-02T22:09:36ZRe: Forums: Advice: Is an infernal contract signed under duress valid?Asmodeus, Prince of Darkness (alias of captain yesterday)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ufp2?Is-an-infernal-contract-signed-under-duress#192017-07-05T05:13:11Z2017-07-01T16:12:07Z<p><b>C'mon! Sign the contract! What have you got to lose! It's a sure thing!</b></p>C'mon! Sign the contract! What have you got to lose! It's a sure thing!Asmodeus, Prince of Darkness (alias of captain yesterday)2017-07-01T16:12:07ZRe: Forums: Starfinder General Discussion: Paizo Blog: Gods of Starfinder, Part OneAsmodeus, Prince of Darkness (alias of captain yesterday)https://paizo.com/community/blog/v5748dyo5ljwh&page=4?Gods-of-Starfinder-Part-One#1722019-03-24T03:28:27Z2017-06-23T13:41:03Z<p><b>Don't you mean that Abadar was just copying me, but without the balls to get shit done. Although, it seems he grew a pair, good for him!</b></p>
<p><b>Now, if you'll excuse me I have to fleece a thousand primitive cultures on a hundred different worlds.</b></p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>puts on an expensive suit and a cheap orange wig.</span></p>Don't you mean that Abadar was just copying me, but without the balls to get shit done. Although, it seems he grew a pair, good for him!
Now, if you'll excuse me I have to fleece a thousand primitive cultures on a hundred different worlds.
puts on an expensive suit and a cheap orange wig.Asmodeus, Prince of Darkness (alias of captain yesterday)2017-06-23T13:41:03ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Ask ANY of Captain Yesterday's aliases whatever you want, except that one thing (you know what it is!!)Asmodeus, Prince of Darkness (alias of captain yesterday)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2t42j&page=10?Ask-ANY-of-Captain-Yesterdays-aliases#4742017-05-22T12:14:25Z2017-01-25T05:12:48Z<p><b>Vincent Price. Or if he's busy, James Earl Jones. Just please, I can't stress this enough. <span class=messageboard-bigger>NO WILL ARNETT</span>, dude gets enough voice work.</b></p>
<p><b>The Rolling Stones, always. Frankly, by now, I think I owe them, instead of vice versa.</b></p>Vincent Price. Or if he's busy, James Earl Jones. Just please, I can't stress this enough. NO WILL ARNETT, dude gets enough voice work.
The Rolling Stones, always. Frankly, by now, I think I owe them, instead of vice versa.Asmodeus, Prince of Darkness (alias of captain yesterday)2017-01-25T05:12:48ZRe: Forums/Lost Omens Campaign Setting: General Discussion: Least Favorite GodsAsmodeus, Prince of Darkness (alias of captain yesterday)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2u42r&page=9?Least-Favorite-Gods#4092017-01-15T04:24:59Z2017-01-14T16:37:23Z<p><b>Great! Now you woke him up!</b></p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>grabs a well worn copy of <i>Go, Dog, Go!</i></span></p>
<p><b>Well, come on! Someone has to sing <i>It's a Small World After All</i>, and I'm just not into it.</b></p>Great! Now you woke him up!
grabs a well worn copy of Go, Dog, Go!
Well, come on! Someone has to sing It's a Small World After All, and I'm just not into it.Asmodeus, Prince of Darkness (alias of captain yesterday)2017-01-14T16:37:23ZRe: Forums/Lost Omens Campaign Setting: General Discussion: Least Favorite GodsAsmodeus, Prince of Darkness (alias of captain yesterday)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2u42r&page=7?Least-Favorite-Gods#3442017-01-14T14:44:57Z2017-01-13T15:16:22Z<p><b>I just love to haggle. And supposedly I'm a control freak, but I don't see it, I just know what's best, for everyone.</b></p>I just love to haggle. And supposedly I'm a control freak, but I don't see it, I just know what's best, for everyone.Asmodeus, Prince of Darkness (alias of captain yesterday)2017-01-13T15:16:22ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Ask ANY of Captain Yesterday's aliases whatever you want, except that one thing (you know what it is!!)Asmodeus, Prince of Darkness (alias of captain yesterday)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2t42j&page=9?Ask-ANY-of-Captain-Yesterdays-aliases#4362016-12-29T21:37:55Z2016-12-29T14:28:44Z<p><b>They're good devilkind! It's their kid, that's the screw up.</p>
<p>As far as a promotion to Whore Queen, well anything is possible. If you catch my drift.</b></p>They're good devilkind! It's their kid, that's the screw up.
As far as a promotion to Whore Queen, well anything is possible. If you catch my drift.Asmodeus, Prince of Darkness (alias of captain yesterday)2016-12-29T14:28:44ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: A race to 400 aliases!!Asmodeus, Prince of Darkness (alias of captain yesterday)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2u2rz&page=3?A-race-to-400-aliases#1082016-12-23T17:02:16Z2016-12-23T17:02:16Z<p><b>You couldn't handle it.</b></p>You couldn't handle it.Asmodeus, Prince of Darkness (alias of captain yesterday)2016-12-23T17:02:16ZRe: Forums/Pathfinder First Edition: General Discussion: How to punish players insulting powerful NPCs?Asmodeus, Prince of Darkness (alias of captain yesterday)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2u27h&page=2?How-to-punish-players-insulting-powerful-NPCs#962016-12-11T20:23:03Z2016-12-10T14:40:29Z<p><b>How to punish players? Two words, Onerous Contracts. Lots and lots of contracts.</b></p>How to punish players? Two words, Onerous Contracts. Lots and lots of contracts.Asmodeus, Prince of Darkness (alias of captain yesterday)2016-12-10T14:40:29ZRe: Forums: Pathfinder Society: Paizo Blog: By Thunder and Fang!Asmodeus, Prince of Darkness (alias of captain yesterday)https://paizo.com/community/blog/v5748dyo5lj8v?By-Thunder-and-Fang#132016-11-08T17:42:29Z2016-11-07T21:48:39Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Sin of Asmodeus wrote:</div><blockquote> Hell Demands Vengeance. </blockquote><p><b>And kittens.</b>Sin of Asmodeus wrote:Hell Demands Vengeance.
And kittens.Asmodeus, Prince of Darkness (alias of captain yesterday)2016-11-07T21:48:39ZRe: Forums/Lost Omens Campaign Setting: General Discussion: Grossly violating god's teachings for Cleric of Asmodeus?Asmodeus, Prince of Darkness (alias of captain yesterday)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2tztv?Grossly-violating-gods-teachings-for-Cleric#192016-12-03T18:14:33Z2016-11-02T16:33:32Z<p><b>Yeah, I have bigger things to worry about, it's your slave, do whatever.</b></p>Yeah, I have bigger things to worry about, it's your slave, do whatever.Asmodeus, Prince of Darkness (alias of captain yesterday)2016-11-02T16:33:32ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLAsmodeus, Prince of Darkness (alias of captain yesterday)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=2961?Deep-6-FaWtL#1480062016-10-17T14:55:03Z2016-10-17T13:47:35Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">NobodysHome wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">gran rey de los mono wrote:</div><blockquote> You're always welcome to try and corrupt people in other threads. </blockquote>That's Captain Yesterday's job... </blockquote><p>C'mon! Gold fiddle for your soul, it's a steal! You won't find a better offer, I'm telling ya!NobodysHome wrote:gran rey de los mono wrote: You're always welcome to try and corrupt people in other threads.
That's Captain Yesterday's job... C'mon! Gold fiddle for your soul, it's a steal! You won't find a better offer, I'm telling ya!Asmodeus, Prince of Darkness (alias of captain yesterday)2016-10-17T13:47:35ZRe: Forums: Serpent's Skull: NobodysHome's Silly Serpent's Skull Moments [***Spoilers***]Asmodeus, Prince of Darkness (alias of captain yesterday)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2s9t0&page=17?NobodysHomes-Silly-Serpents-Skull-Moments#8292016-06-15T23:11:22Z2016-06-15T18:21:31Z<p><b>It's intentional, ignorance is bliss.</b></p>It's intentional, ignorance is bliss.Asmodeus, Prince of Darkness (alias of captain yesterday)2016-06-15T18:21:31ZRe: Forums/Lost Omens Campaign Setting: General Discussion: Could Asmodeus and Nyarlathotep be the same individual?Asmodeus, Prince of Darkness (alias of captain yesterday)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2to2c?Could-Asmodeus-and-Nyarlathotep-be-the-same#132016-07-31T16:08:00Z2016-06-02T18:02:01Z<p><b>Daddy!</b></p>Daddy!Asmodeus, Prince of Darkness (alias of captain yesterday)2016-06-02T18:02:01ZRe: Forums/Lost Omens Campaign Setting: General Discussion: Could Asmodeus and Nyarlathotep be the same individual?Asmodeus, Prince of Darkness (alias of captain yesterday)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2to2c?Could-Asmodeus-and-Nyarlathotep-be-the-same#112016-07-31T16:07:51Z2016-06-02T17:57:35Z<p><b>Once you feel the rush of blind worship, class levels become meaningless.</b></p>Once you feel the rush of blind worship, class levels become meaningless.Asmodeus, Prince of Darkness (alias of captain yesterday)2016-06-02T17:57:35ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLAsmodeus, Prince of Darkness (alias of captain yesterday)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=2835?Deep-6-FaWtL#1417502016-05-24T23:31:13Z2016-05-24T21:04:58Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">baron arem heshvaun wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Freehold DM wrote:</div><blockquote><p>god in heaven.</p>
<p>I miss being young and in shape. </blockquote>I miss Heaven. </blockquote><p><b>It's alright. But nothing compares to being your own boss.</b>baron arem heshvaun wrote:Freehold DM wrote:god in heaven.
I miss being young and in shape.
I miss Heaven. It's alright. But nothing compares to being your own boss.Asmodeus, Prince of Darkness (alias of captain yesterday)2016-05-24T21:04:58ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLAsmodeus, Prince of Darkness (alias of captain yesterday)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=2818?Deep-6-FaWtL#1408712016-05-06T21:12:41Z2016-05-06T20:24:10Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">NobodysHome wrote:</div><blockquote><p> ...aaaaand... I am no longer corrupt.</p>
<p>At least according to the video.</p>
<p>Now can they make me healthy, wealthy, and smart? </blockquote><p>Are you sure...NobodysHome wrote:...aaaaand... I am no longer corrupt.
At least according to the video.
Now can they make me healthy, wealthy, and smart?
Are you sure...Asmodeus, Prince of Darkness (alias of captain yesterday)2016-05-06T20:24:10ZRe: Forums: Rise of the Runelords: When does Karzoug start scrying on the PCs?Asmodeus, Prince of Darkness (alias of captain yesterday)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2tlo1?When-does-Karzoug-start-scrying-on-the-PCs#462016-05-01T19:41:20Z2016-05-01T19:41:20Z<p><b>Uh, yeah. He did it!</b></p>Uh, yeah. He did it!Asmodeus, Prince of Darkness (alias of captain yesterday)2016-05-01T19:41:20ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The Monkey's TreefortAsmodeus, Prince of Darkness (alias of captain yesterday)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2tavo&page=50?The-Monkeys-Treefort#24612016-04-30T15:11:59Z2016-04-30T15:11:59Z<p><b>Ha! I get it!</b></p>Ha! I get it!Asmodeus, Prince of Darkness (alias of captain yesterday)2016-04-30T15:11:59ZRe: Forums: Hell's Vengeance: When a paladin falls, what sound does it hear? [NO SPOILERS]Asmodeus, Prince of Darkness (alias of captain yesterday)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2tmgr?When-a-paladin-falls-what-sound-does-it-hear#22016-04-26T15:57:16Z2016-04-26T15:57:16Z<p><b>All will be made clear, just sign here</b></p>All will be made clear, just sign hereAsmodeus, Prince of Darkness (alias of captain yesterday)2016-04-26T15:57:16ZRe: Forums/Lost Omens Campaign Setting: General Discussion: Clerics and a Helm of Opposite AlignmentAsmodeus, Prince of Darkness (alias of captain yesterday)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2tky5?Clerics-and-a-Helm-of-Opposite-Alignment#102016-04-09T17:11:38Z2016-04-06T19:00:00Z<p><b>Yeah, my church accepts everyone, just sign here...</b></p>Yeah, my church accepts everyone, just sign here...Asmodeus, Prince of Darkness (alias of captain yesterday)2016-04-06T19:00:00ZRe: Forums: Hell's Rebels: A different take on Barzallai Thrune (SUPER spoilers, GMs only)Asmodeus, Prince of Darkness (alias of captain yesterday)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2tk66?A-different-take-on-Barzallai-Thrune#142016-04-05T18:15:21Z2016-03-29T20:07:54Z<p><b>it's more fun that way</b></p>it's more fun that wayAsmodeus, Prince of Darkness (alias of captain yesterday)2016-03-29T20:07:54ZRe: Forums: Rules Questions: "Scry & Fry."Asmodeus, Prince of Darkness (alias of captain yesterday)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2qpmb&page=9?Scry-Fry#4042016-03-27T16:33:21Z2016-03-27T16:33:21Z<p><b>You want cheese, I got cheese.</b></p>You want cheese, I got cheese.Asmodeus, Prince of Darkness (alias of captain yesterday)2016-03-27T16:33:21ZRe: Forums: Hell's Vengeance: Blog: Do You Know What "Nemesis" Means?Asmodeus, Prince of Darkness (alias of captain yesterday)https://paizo.com/store/blog/v5748dyo5likk?Do-You-Know-What-Nemesis-Means#22016-03-11T23:07:20Z2016-03-11T23:07:20Z<p><b>Give 'em Hell Thursty!</b></p>Give 'em Hell Thursty!Asmodeus, Prince of Darkness (alias of captain yesterday)2016-03-11T23:07:20ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLAsmodeus, Prince of Darkness (alias of captain yesterday)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=2731?Deep-6-FaWtL#1365362016-02-10T17:53:04Z2016-02-10T15:28:36Z<p><b>Oh! Oh! Pick me! I know!</b></p>Oh! Oh! Pick me! I know!Asmodeus, Prince of Darkness (alias of captain yesterday)2016-02-10T15:28:36ZRe: Forums: Hell's Vengeance: Paizo Blog: Meet the Villains--Emil KovkorinAsmodeus, Prince of Darkness (alias of captain yesterday)https://paizo.com/community/blog/v5748dyo5liet?Meet-the-VillainsEmil-Kovkorin#122016-03-03T00:38:44Z2016-01-26T21:15:22Z<p><b>Well, he's not my kid.</b></p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>I hope...</span></p>Well, he's not my kid.
I hope...Asmodeus, Prince of Darkness (alias of captain yesterday)2016-01-26T21:15:22Z