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Vanykrye wrote:
Just a Mort wrote:
NobodysHome wrote:
Just a Mort wrote:
I'm going to watch rampage tomorrow. I've not seen the show yet, but if you say it's good, I'll take your word for it.
I do not believe I used the word "good" anywhere in my review of the movie...
Didn't you say something about 4 beers, while you gave ready player one a 2 beer rating and don't beers work like rotten tomatoes?
No, I'm pretty sure that's how many beers you have to drink, at a minimum, before you can enjoy the movie.

Correct. The higher the number of beers, the worse the movie.

Typically this is a scale from 0 (awesome 'classic') to 6 (really drunk), or even 8. But there exist "infinite beer" movies (such at The Gate or Prometheus where you couldn't possibly drink enough beer to actually enjoy the movie).

EDIT: And aren't drinking, movies, and public nudity a time-honored tradition?


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I normally rate them the other way around. The fewer beers a movie gets, the less likely I am to want to watch it.

For example, 'Barbarian Queen II' gets a solid six-pack of Guinness XX, while, say 'Titanic', or 'Mamma Mia', get a half-can of lukewarm Bud Light.


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Just a Mort wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
What's the difference between erotic and kinky? Erotic is using a feather. Kinky is using the whole chicken.

*covers ears with paws*

Arrrrghh my ears! The corruption!

sends in more chicken, catnip


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Just a Mort wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
My cousin decided to become a butcher so he can meat people.
This could be somewhat sick... If you think about turning people into meat.

ah, the long pork.


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Just a Mort wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
Just a Mort wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
I think my next girlfriend will be a zombie. That way I'll finally be with someone who wants me for my brain.
Brainzzz!

Wait a second...

Does this mean you're offering to be my next girlfriend?

Yum-yum!

See, you wanted the long pork all along!


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NobodysHome wrote:
Vanykrye wrote:
Just a Mort wrote:
NobodysHome wrote:
Just a Mort wrote:
I'm going to watch rampage tomorrow. I've not seen the show yet, but if you say it's good, I'll take your word for it.
I do not believe I used the word "good" anywhere in my review of the movie...
Didn't you say something about 4 beers, while you gave ready player one a 2 beer rating and don't beers work like rotten tomatoes?
No, I'm pretty sure that's how many beers you have to drink, at a minimum, before you can enjoy the movie.

Correct. The higher the number of beers, the worse the movie.

Typically this is a scale from 0 (awesome 'classic') to 6 (really drunk), or even 8. But there exist "infinite beer" movies (such at The Gate or Prometheus where you couldn't possibly drink enough beer to actually enjoy the movie).

EDIT: And aren't drinking, movies, and public nudity a time-honored tradition?

Prometheus went off the rails in a bad way.


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Just a Mort wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
Just a Mort wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
Just a Mort wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
I think my next girlfriend will be a zombie. That way I'll finally be with someone who wants me for my brain.
Brainzzz!

Wait a second...

Does this mean you're offering to be my next girlfriend?

Yum-yum!
That's not a no.
*Eats Gran's brain*

how salacious! Right here in front of everyfawtl! What would your boyfriend say?


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"Pictures, or it didn't happen!" - I'd imagine.


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Limeylongears wrote:

I normally rate them the other way around. The fewer beers a movie gets, the less likely I am to want to watch it.

For example, 'Barbarian Queen II' gets a solid six-pack of Guinness XX, while, say 'Titanic', or 'Mamma Mia', get a half-can of lukewarm Bud Light.

As an unrepentant lover of both Abba and Greece, I really like Mamma Mia.


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So my mom is having surgery to remove cancer on her face in a few weeks and is freaking out.
To the point that she dug her old photo album out of the cupboard last night and went through it with my sister (she's usually "Why on earth would you want to look back?") and actually asked for help getting the house, yard, etc. ready for her to be out of commission until the end of June.
She didn't even ask me to come help when her husband died.
And she's asking to see her grandchildren.
Gee, wonder if she's suddenly worried about her mortality?
So I got a couple of days off at the end of the month and am taking the kids up.


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lisamarlene wrote:
Limeylongears wrote:

I normally rate them the other way around. The fewer beers a movie gets, the less likely I am to want to watch it.

For example, 'Barbarian Queen II' gets a solid six-pack of Guinness XX, while, say 'Titanic', or 'Mamma Mia', get a half-can of lukewarm Bud Light.

As an unrepentant lover of both Abba and Greece, I really like Mamma Mia.

If it had Agnetha and Benny in chitons, fighting a hydra, I'd be right in there.


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Scintillae wrote:

"Ugh, The Lion King is so unrealistic. You'd never get two males in the same pride."

"[Student], I'm also fairly certain lions don't sing."
"Okay, yeah, but still..."

Lions can too sing! Okay, it's really awful on human hearing and doesn't sound as melodic, but they can sing!


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NobodysHome wrote:
Vanykrye wrote:
Just a Mort wrote:
NobodysHome wrote:
Just a Mort wrote:
I'm going to watch rampage tomorrow. I've not seen the show yet, but if you say it's good, I'll take your word for it.
I do not believe I used the word "good" anywhere in my review of the movie...
Didn't you say something about 4 beers, while you gave ready player one a 2 beer rating and don't beers work like rotten tomatoes?
No, I'm pretty sure that's how many beers you have to drink, at a minimum, before you can enjoy the movie.

Correct. The higher the number of beers, the worse the movie.

Typically this is a scale from 0 (awesome 'classic') to 6 (really drunk), or even 8. But there exist "infinite beer" movies (such at The Gate or Prometheus where you couldn't possibly drink enough beer to actually enjoy the movie).

EDIT: And aren't drinking, movies, and public nudity a time-honored tradition?

I find four dozen grams of weed to be sufficient for enjoying Prometheus.


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lisamarlene wrote:

So my mom is having surgery to remove cancer on her face in a few weeks and is freaking out.

To the point that she dug her old photo album out of the cupboard last night and went through it with my sister (she's usually "Why on earth would you want to look back?") and actually asked for help getting the house, yard, etc. ready for her to be out of commission until the end of June.
She didn't even ask me to come help when her husband died.
And she's asking to see her grandchildren.
Gee, wonder if she's suddenly worried about her mortality?
So I got a couple of days off at the end of the month and am taking the kids up.

I will roundhouse kick Death and force her to live forever!


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Chuck Norris Prophet of Doom wrote:
lisamarlene wrote:

So my mom is having surgery to remove cancer on her face in a few weeks and is freaking out.

To the point that she dug her old photo album out of the cupboard last night and went through it with my sister (she's usually "Why on earth would you want to look back?") and actually asked for help getting the house, yard, etc. ready for her to be out of commission until the end of June.
She didn't even ask me to come help when her husband died.
And she's asking to see her grandchildren.
Gee, wonder if she's suddenly worried about her mortality?
So I got a couple of days off at the end of the month and am taking the kids up.
I will roundhouse kick Death and force her to live forever!

SQUEAK*.

*:
"You couldn't take me, Walk-On."


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Glad I'm not that guy!


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Cursed weather!


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All of life's possibilities are supposed to be opening up before me.

Instead I'm left with an endless expanse of cold snow, lifeless brown dirt, and cows.

I would sell you all for three days of 60 degrees in a row.

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Freehold DM wrote:
Just a Mort wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
Just a Mort wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
Just a Mort wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
I think my next girlfriend will be a zombie. That way I'll finally be with someone who wants me for my brain.
Brainzzz!

Wait a second...

Does this mean you're offering to be my next girlfriend?

Yum-yum!
That's not a no.
*Eats Gran's brain*
how salacious! Right here in front of everyfawtl! What would your boyfriend say?

When I'm tired, I eat brains. Including his. It's all fairness and equity.

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NobodysHome wrote:
Vanykrye wrote:
Just a Mort wrote:
NobodysHome wrote:
Just a Mort wrote:
I'm going to watch rampage tomorrow. I've not seen the show yet, but if you say it's good, I'll take your word for it.
I do not believe I used the word "good" anywhere in my review of the movie...
Didn't you say something about 4 beers, while you gave ready player one a 2 beer rating and don't beers work like rotten tomatoes?
No, I'm pretty sure that's how many beers you have to drink, at a minimum, before you can enjoy the movie.

Correct. The higher the number of beers, the worse the movie.

Typically this is a scale from 0 (awesome 'classic') to 6 (really drunk), or even 8. But there exist "infinite beer" movies (such at The Gate or Prometheus where you couldn't possibly drink enough beer to actually enjoy the movie).

EDIT: And aren't drinking, movies, and public nudity a time-honored tradition?

Ahhh I misunderstood. I thought the more beers, the better the movie.


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Last night we had a massive hailstorm at 3:00 am. Then pockets of pouring rain, plus a 3.9 earthquake.

And by 1 in the afternoon it was around 66.


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The ice was so thick on my windshield this morning the wipers were completely encased.

Freehold has the picture.


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NobodysHome wrote:

Last night we had a massive hailstorm at 3:00 am. Then pockets of pouring rain, plus a 3.9 earthquake.

And by 1 in the afternoon it was around 66.

When was the earthquake? I didn't notice it.


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Season four of Cake Wars is on Hulu!


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lisamarlene wrote:
NobodysHome wrote:

Last night we had a massive hailstorm at 3:00 am. Then pockets of pouring rain, plus a 3.9 earthquake.

And by 1 in the afternoon it was around 66.

When was the earthquake? I didn't notice it.

It was a little after 10:00 am down in Fremont. Shiro felt it at his office, but then he's on the 5th floor. I felt nothing. But Albany's on bedrock, so unless it's really close we usually don't.


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lisamarlene wrote:
NobodysHome wrote:

Last night we had a massive hailstorm at 3:00 am. Then pockets of pouring rain, plus a 3.9 earthquake.

And by 1 in the afternoon it was around 66.

When was the earthquake? I didn't notice it.

That's when they strike, when Midwesterners are sleeping.

Five years in Seattle and every earthquake hit at 2 in the morning, never woke up, but heard all about it on the morning news.


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"I'm looking in the oven, and the cakes aren't cooking the way I want them too!" - At least one person will say this on every episode.

Shot in the dark, maybe it's because you chose sauerkraut rather than, say, lemon, in your cake.

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captain yesterday wrote:
lisamarlene wrote:
NobodysHome wrote:

Last night we had a massive hailstorm at 3:00 am. Then pockets of pouring rain, plus a 3.9 earthquake.

And by 1 in the afternoon it was around 66.

When was the earthquake? I didn't notice it.

That's when they strike, when Midwesterners are sleeping.

Five years in Seattle and every earthquake hit at 2 in the morning, never woke up, but heard all about it on the morning news.

You sleep like a log! And the pot called the kettle black.


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My allergies have been kicking my ass lately. I blame the cats...

...and the dogs...

...and the pollen...

...and the weather...

..and living in the swamp, a.k.a. Savannah, GA.


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Always entertaining working with PMs.

The deadline for their reviews was Friday, April 6.

I addressed all their comments on April 9, but they requested extra time, the lead gave them the time, and we had a bunch of new comments today. One guy asked for extra time so the lead gave him 'til 10:00 am and then locked down the review.

Trouble is, since I'm not the lead, I couldn't address the comments on a locked review. So the lead had to unlock it for me.

Did all the updates all afternoon, notified the lead and my manager that I was all done and she could lock things down again, and my manager asked, "What's with all the open comments?"

Sure enough, one of the PMs had snuck in behind me and added a TON of comments the moment we unlocked things.

I really want to respond to every single one with, "You're a buttwiener."

But that might be considered unprofessional by some...


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The tablet version of XCOM - Enemy Within is pretty damn good. The controls are taking a bit to get used to, but it plays rather smoothly. Well worth the price.


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Sharoth wrote:

My allergies have been kicking my ass lately. I blame the cats...

...and the dogs...

...and the pollen...

...and the weather...

..and living in the swamp, a.k.a. Savannah, GA.

Look, Mort! He's blaming cats for things! Get him!!


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NobodysHome wrote:

...

I really want to respond to every single one with, "You're a buttwiener."

But that might be considered unprofessional by some...

How about ASCII art of a middle finger? Or just write "This comment was submitted after the deadline, so I don't have to give a flying f!#+ about it."


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*throws a tomato at Sharoth*

*Attack Roll: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (13) + 3 = 16*


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*throws two tomatoes at the PM who's bugging NH*

*Attack Roll 1: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (7) + 3 = 10*
*Attack Roll 2: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (20) + 3 = 23*

OHH! Nat 20!!

*Confirmation Roll: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (16) + 3 = 19*

Nice, double damage.


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Feeling a bit saucy today, are we?

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Sharoth wrote:

My allergies have been kicking my ass lately. I blame the cats...

...and the dogs...

...and the pollen...

...and the weather...

..and living in the swamp, a.k.a. Savannah, GA.

*pounces on Sharoth*

bite: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (1) + 6 = 7
dmg: 1d6 + 2 ⇒ (5) + 2 = 7
claw: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (5) + 6 = 11
dmg: 1d4 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 2 = 6
claw: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (15) + 6 = 21
dmg: 1d4 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 2 = 4


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OW! OW! My poor leg!


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When the Army parents had a child, they couldn't wait to enlist him in the infant-ry.

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gran rey de los mono wrote:
Sharoth wrote:

My allergies have been kicking my ass lately. I blame the cats...

...and the dogs...

...and the pollen...

...and the weather...

..and living in the swamp, a.k.a. Savannah, GA.

Look, Mort! He's blaming cats for things! Get him!!

Gran incited me to do it!

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Oh. I made my player want to grab the Necromonicon because shiny...

To be honest I don't have much urge to grab strange books and not with those with tentacles on them.


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My allergies HAVEN'T been kicking in, I blame...

...the cold weather... And the snow... And then repeat until all hope is lost.


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NobodysHome wrote:
EDIT: I was just re-responding to this because seeing the deer on Friday reminded me of Shiro's story of a woman in Michigan who stopped him on the street to point out a deer, couldn't figure out what kind of animal it was, and was trying to decide whether or not to dial 911 to report a bear loose in the neighborhood. Pretty scary stuff!

O.O

How.

>:I


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Oh yes, more snow expected tomorrow night, so continue past all hope is lost.


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Tacticslion wrote:
NobodysHome wrote:
EDIT: I was just re-responding to this because seeing the deer on Friday reminded me of Shiro's story of a woman in Michigan who stopped him on the street to point out a deer, couldn't figure out what kind of animal it was, and was trying to decide whether or not to dial 911 to report a bear loose in the neighborhood. Pretty scary stuff!

O.O

How.

>:I

Deer, beer, there's a difference?

...

And this, kids, is why TV Nature documentaries are important.


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Beardeer.

Like a musketeer, but wields a beard instead of a musket.

Hallao.


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Oh good, my spring hand arthritis has decided it's waited long enough.

I suppose it's better to get it out of the way now rather than next week when it's actually (supposedly) going to be nice outside.


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Limeylongears wrote:

Beardeer.

Like a musketeer, but wields a beard instead of a musket.

Hallao.

Alas, the popularity of big beards has reached maximum obnoxiousness in our area, so strictly goatee for me.


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We were at the extreme southern end of the snow that came through. We got snow, just not much, and it didn't stick around. We also got rain. And black ice. It was about 25 degrees when I left for work. It's supposed to hit 50 today. The rest of the week it should be upper 50's/low 60's.


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captain yesterday wrote:
Limeylongears wrote:

Beardeer.

Like a musketeer, but wields a beard instead of a musket.

Hallao.

Alas, the popularity of big beards has reached maximum obnoxiousness in our area, so strictly goatee for me.

I shaved back down to my usual goatee about a month ago. I mistakenly thought winter was over. Our weekdays have been pretty solid spring days. Our weekends have been solid. Ice and snow solid. Winter every weekend. I wonder if summer is only going to happen on weekends? That wouldn't be terrible.

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