Second Darkness beer and pretzles (Inactive)

Game Master drbuzzard

Will save: 1d20 + 17 ⇒ (9) + 17 = 26
Will save: 1d20 + 17 ⇒ (13) + 17 = 30

Get back here! Your elf skin sunburns easily!

Large size, AC -2

Exploit... uh, this thing?: 1d20 + 20 ⇒ (11) + 20 = 31 +2 to attacks & bypass DR
I see a boy against a stone wall

Unarmed: 1d20 + 29 + 2 ⇒ (15) + 29 + 2 = 46, Damage: 4d6 + 17 ⇒ (4, 3, 6, 3) + 17 = 33, Sneak: 8d6 ⇒ (6, 4, 6, 6, 4, 5, 1, 6) = 38 2 STR dmg
Stunning Fist DC 22 Fort

I keep having this nagging memory of another player in this campaign who is due to roll init.

He rolled init. But Noonan hasn't acted either yet.

See, it's been so long I forgot. He is up though.

Here I go

Noonan attempts to zorch one nasty with a Spear of Purity
Spear of Purity DC 18,Touch Attack: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (12) + 11 = 2310d6 ⇒ (4, 3, 3, 3, 5, 4, 1, 3, 6, 4) = 36

ou hurl a pure white or golden spear of light from your holy symbol, affecting any one target within range as a ranged touch attack.

An evil creature struck by the spear takes 1d8 points of damage per two caster levels (maximum 5d8). An evil outsider instead takes 1d6 points of damage per caster level (maximum 10d6) and is blinded for 1 round. A successful Will save reduces the damage to half and negates the blinded effect. This spell deals only half damage to creatures that are neither evil nor good, and they are not blinded. The spear has no effect on good creatures.

Need a SR check.

SR check: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (5) + 15 = 20

Spell fizzles.

Caught with my rage pants down: 1d20 + 16 ⇒ (15) + 16 = 31
Will: 1d20 + 16 ⇒ (18) + 16 = 34

You can attack too, you made the saves.

Ulthar will go ahead and shuffle five feet up and start swinging at big one man.

Att 1: 1d20 + 26 ⇒ (14) + 26 = 40
Dam: 1d10 + 35 ⇒ (8) + 35 = 43

Att 2: 1d20 + 26 ⇒ (7) + 26 = 33
Dam: 1d10 + 35 ⇒ (8) + 35 = 43

Att 3: 1d20 + 26 ⇒ (3) + 26 = 29
Dam: 1d10 + 35 ⇒ (5) + 35 = 40

Hit, hit, miss. Target is still up.

Critters go.

Both attack Marckus.

bite
to hit: 1d20 ⇒ 16 damage: 3d8 + 9 ⇒ (1, 1, 1) + 9 = 12 hit DC 25 fort save vs poison

tail slap x3
to hit: 1d20 ⇒ 10 damage: 2d4 + 4 ⇒ (1, 1) + 4 = 6 miss
to hit: 1d20 ⇒ 10 damage: 2d4 + 4 ⇒ (2, 2) + 4 = 8 miss
to hit: 1d20 ⇒ 2 damage: 2d4 + 4 ⇒ (3, 4) + 4 = 11 miss

bite
to hit: 1d20 ⇒ 2 damage: 3d8 + 9 ⇒ (6, 8, 7) + 9 = 30 miss

tail slap x3
to hit: 1d20 ⇒ 16 damage: 2d4 + 4 ⇒ (2, 4) + 4 = 10 hit
to hit: 1d20 ⇒ 1 damage: 2d4 + 4 ⇒ (4, 4) + 4 = 12 miss
to hit: 1d20 ⇒ 18 damage: 2d4 + 4 ⇒ (3, 4) + 4 = 11 hit

2 grabs

grab: 1d20 ⇒ 11 grappled
grab: 1d20 ⇒ 2 not grappled

(2 tails so grabbed by one but not both).

Sileth keeps walking away fantasizing about some nice time in the sun.

PCs are up.

Noonan utters a Liberating Command on Markus+20 on Escape Checks

Fort: 1d20 + 19 ⇒ (3) + 19 = 22
Escape Artist: 1d20 + 10 + 20 ⇒ (15) + 10 + 20 = 45
So what kinda poison? And am I free?

You know, before I checked I was sure you would be free, but alas, it is not so. You remain grappled. Gargantuan is a beeotch.

Poison is mysterious blood, so wisdom damage: 1d4 ⇒ 3 and dex damage: 1d4 ⇒ 4 and you are confused for 1 round. Of being as though you are grappled, the confusion is moot and you just attack the target which is grappling you.

Sileth continues walking away. Tahiti or Bora Bora? he ponders his choice of beach destinations

I just noticed you never saved against my stunning fist. Probably not a big deal but might've saved me some poison or a grapple.

Will save -2, Reflex save -2, AC -6

Exploit my dude: 1d20 + 20 - 2 ⇒ (6) + 20 - 2 = 24 unlikely to be CR 14 or less so nvm

Unarmed 1: 1d20 + 29 - 2 - 2 ⇒ (8) + 29 - 2 - 2 = 33, Damage: 4d6 + 17 ⇒ (4, 2, 1, 5) + 17 = 29, Sneak: 8d6 ⇒ (3, 3, 2, 4, 4, 2, 5, 4) = 27 2 STR dmg
Unarmed 2: 1d20 + 29 - 2 - 2 ⇒ (15) + 29 - 2 - 2 = 40, Damage: 4d6 + 17 ⇒ (3, 2, 3, 5) + 17 = 30, Sneak: 8d6 ⇒ (3, 3, 2, 4, 6, 5, 2, 6) = 31 2 STR dmg
Unarmed 2.1: 1d20 + 29 - 2 - 2 - 5 ⇒ (15) + 29 - 2 - 2 - 5 = 35, Damage: 4d6 + 17 ⇒ (2, 5, 1, 2) + 17 = 27, Sneak: 8d6 ⇒ (5, 1, 1, 3, 2, 2, 5, 1) = 20 2 STR dmg
Unarmed 2.2: 1d20 + 29 - 2 - 2 - 5 ⇒ (6) + 29 - 2 - 2 - 5 = 26, Damage: 4d6 + 17 ⇒ (6, 1, 3, 4) + 17 = 31, Sneak: 8d6 ⇒ (1, 2, 1, 5, 4, 4, 4, 3) = 24 2 STR dmg
Unarmed 3.1: 1d20 + 29 - 2 - 2 - 10 ⇒ (3) + 29 - 2 - 2 - 10 = 18, Damage: 4d6 + 17 ⇒ (4, 5, 5, 6) + 17 = 37, Sneak: 8d6 ⇒ (1, 2, 4, 4, 6, 3, 1, 3) = 24 2 STR dmg
Unarmed 3.2: 1d20 + 29 - 2 - 2 - 10 ⇒ (15) + 29 - 2 - 2 - 10 = 30, Damage: 4d6 + 17 ⇒ (2, 3, 6, 5) + 17 = 33, Sneak: 8d6 ⇒ (6, 2, 5, 3, 4, 5, 1, 2) = 28 2 STR dmg

fort: 1d20 ⇒ 16 pass

Hit, hit, hit, miss, miss, miss

just checking to see if Ulthar snuck in an attack, nope

Att 1: 1d20 + 26 ⇒ (13) + 26 = 39
Dam: 1d10 + 35 ⇒ (10) + 35 = 45

Att 2: 1d20 + 21 ⇒ (16) + 21 = 37
Dam: 1d10 + 35 ⇒ (6) + 35 = 41

Att 3: 1d20 + 16 ⇒ (20) + 16 = 36
Dam: 1d10 + 35 ⇒ (6) + 35 = 41

confirm?: 1d20 + 16 ⇒ (9) + 16 = 25
New damage on the least likely crit: 2d10 + 70 ⇒ (6, 8) + 70 = 84

Ulthar keeps doing what he does at an average degree of competency.

Hit, hit, hit, no confirm.

Marckus killed #1.

Ulthar pounds on #3.

#3 attacks Ulthar

bite
to hit: 1d20 ⇒ 12 damage: 3d8 + 9 ⇒ (2, 1, 2) + 9 = 14 hit DC 25 fort save vs. poison

tail slap x3
to hit: 1d20 ⇒ 5 damage: 2d4 + 4 ⇒ (1, 4) + 4 = 9 miss
to hit: 1d20 ⇒ 4 damage: 2d4 + 4 ⇒ (3, 4) + 4 = 11 miss
to hit: 1d20 ⇒ 12 damage: 2d4 + 4 ⇒ (2, 3) + 4 = 9 hit

Noonan begins using Summon Monster 4 to call a bunch of Lantern Archons.

Oh, forgot I have grab on that tail.

grapple: 1d20 ⇒ 19 Ulthar is grappled.

Will save -2, Reflex save -2, AC -4
"Good thing I'm here to save you Ulthar"
Exploit his dude: 1d20 + 20 - 2 ⇒ (17) + 20 - 2 = 35 +2 & bypass DR

Unarmed 1: 1d20 + 29 - 2 - 2 + 2 ⇒ (16) + 29 - 2 - 2 + 2 = 43, Damage: 4d6 + 17 ⇒ (3, 1, 1, 3) + 17 = 25, Sneak: 8d6 ⇒ (4, 1, 2, 1, 5, 6, 6, 1) = 26 2 STR dmg
Unarmed 2: 1d20 + 29 - 2 - 2 + 2 ⇒ (14) + 29 - 2 - 2 + 2 = 41, Damage: 4d6 + 17 ⇒ (6, 2, 1, 3) + 17 = 29, Sneak: 8d6 ⇒ (6, 6, 1, 5, 1, 1, 5, 2) = 27 2 STR dmg
Unarmed 2.1: 1d20 + 29 - 2 - 2 - 5 + 2 ⇒ (16) + 29 - 2 - 2 - 5 + 2 = 38, Damage: 4d6 + 17 ⇒ (3, 6, 4, 5) + 17 = 35, Sneak: 8d6 ⇒ (1, 1, 6, 6, 2, 1, 2, 2) = 21 2 STR dmg
Unarmed 2.2: 1d20 + 29 - 2 - 2 - 5 + 2 ⇒ (18) + 29 - 2 - 2 - 5 + 2 = 40, Damage: 4d6 + 17 ⇒ (2, 5, 4, 2) + 17 = 30, Sneak: 8d6 ⇒ (5, 4, 6, 6, 5, 3, 5, 5) = 39 2 STR dmg
Unarmed 3.1: 1d20 + 29 - 2 - 2 - 10 + 2 ⇒ (12) + 29 - 2 - 2 - 10 + 2 = 29, Damage: 4d6 + 17 ⇒ (4, 3, 6, 3) + 17 = 33, Sneak: 8d6 ⇒ (3, 6, 5, 3, 5, 4, 4, 6) = 36 2 STR dmg
Unarmed 3.2: 1d20 + 29 - 2 - 2 - 10 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 29 - 2 - 2 - 10 + 2 = 18, Damage: 4d6 + 17 ⇒ (3, 2, 3, 2) + 17 = 27, Sneak: 8d6 ⇒ (3, 5, 4, 3, 4, 3, 3, 1) = 26 2 STR dmg

hit, hit, hit, you kill it. Combat over.

You are wondering where Sileth has gotten off to.

Noonan pokes Markus with his wand
CMWx3: 6d8 + 9 ⇒ (7, 7, 6, 5, 6, 6) + 9 = 46

Can you poke me with restoration?
Actually, I may still be poisoned idk.
Fort just in case: 1d20 + 19 ⇒ (13) + 19 = 32
Fort just in case: 1d20 + 19 ⇒ (2) + 19 = 21
Fort just in case: 1d20 + 19 ⇒ (6) + 19 = 25

You need to drink your Antitoxin! Noonan casts Restoration.

DC 25 2 consecutive saves.

wisdom damage: 1d4 ⇒ 2
dexterity damage: 1d4 ⇒ 2

Noonan crams an Antitoxin down Marckus's throat (+4 saves)

Fort: 1d20 + 23 ⇒ (18) + 23 = 41
Fort: 1d20 + 23 ⇒ (15) + 23 = 38
Fort: 1d20 + 23 ⇒ (7) + 23 = 30
Fort: 1d20 + 23 ⇒ (13) + 23 = 36

"Guys I almost died."

Oh quit yer bellyaching. Kids these days.

Of course the poison is gone, but so is Sileth.

Tahiti....yeah I'm going to TAHITI!

"How mad would he be if we finished this without him?"

Sileth! Get back here!

Noonan taps himself with the wand to heal himself back up.

Hmm...Maybe we should get this over with. The worst that could happen is that we get tortured in the Abyss forever. Noonan pulls out a paper and quill, trying to figure things out.

Noonan looks around trying to calculate the best location and angle of attack.

”Uhhh.. yeah, gimme a sec… I’m coming up with thirty-two point three three uh, repeating of course, percentage, of survival if we . . . ”

But then he threw the paper to the ground, obviously having enough waiting. In a bold voice he pronounced, ”Alright chums, Let’s do this… NOONANNNNNN JEEEEEENKIIIIIIIIIIINS!” (running forward to attack!)

Trip on Noonan: 1d20 + 22 ⇒ (18) + 22 = 40
*runs to get Sileth*
Exploit Sileth (I've always wanted to): 1d20 + 20 ⇒ (3) + 20 = 23 dang
Grapple on Sileth anyway: 1d20 + 22 ⇒ (14) + 22 = 36

WHATDYA THINK YOU'RE DOING.. I'M GOING TO TAHITI
Sileth struggles to continue on his path to white sand beaches and barely there bikinis

Bikinis on trailer trash elves! Sarenrae save us!

"Do we just have to kill him or is there a spell to fix this?" Marckus asks as he drags Sileth back towards the group.

I've heard repeated cranial impact will often cure what ails them.

Noonan channels the power of the ancient warlord William the Conker and clobbers the elf. This hurts me more than it hurts you.

though there's also protection from evil, or dispel magic, but this is more amusing

though there's also protection from evil, or dispel magic, but this is more amusing

and therefore more appropriate for this campaign. Being b#$%%-slapped by Gramps ought to be sufficiently shaming to shake him outa the enchantment

Don't make me take off my belt.

"Sileth, if you don't stop this I'm going to have to introduce you to Ulthar's little friend."
intimidate: 1d20 + 32 ⇒ (12) + 32 = 44