It's a drow lady. You know how those dark elves are.
Microagression!
Not finding a good grip, Marckus decides to take advantage of the tiger situation and backstab as rogues love to do.
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Exploit works. First attack hits, rest miss. Sneak attacked negated via spell.
5' step then more whip work on Marckus.
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"Now with the pets? Doesn't your god grant you any real magic old man?"
Too busy healing their dumb butts Noonan attempts to dispel the Freedom of Movement
nope
8/15 Rounds Righteous Might
HP 87/142
+4 Str/Con
11 Str damage (5 str 9 with Rightous Might)
AC 26/10/26
Mace does 2d8 now
Tiger summon 14/15
Tiger shifts and keeps trying to turn her into Meow Mix
Natural 20 hits, no confirm.
Sileth fires a ball of snow and a cluster of arrows at the biyatch
If any arrows miraculously hit
Burrowing Shot (Weapon Mastery)
You lodge your ranged weapons within your target’s body.
Prerequisite(s): Dex 13, Deadly Aim, base attack bonus +9, weapon training class feature with a ranged weapon.
Benefit(s): When you successfully hit a creature with a ranged attack, as a swift action, you can have the weapon (or its ammunition, for projectile weapons) lodge itself within the creature’s body, causing the creature to take a –2 penalty on ability checks, attack rolls, saving throws, and skill checks as a result of the intense pain. Penalties from multiple lodged weapons do not stack. If the creature is a spellcaster, it gains a 25% spell failure chance with all spells it casts that include somatic components. This penalty can be removed with the treat deadly wounds use of the Heal skill or by removing the lodged weapon as a standard action, which ends the penalties and causes the creature to take an amount of damage equal to the weapon’s base damage (without any bonuses).
Marckus is annoyed at this guy's anti-fighter magic, but at least he can still out-punch him. Or maybe even punch him out.
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Marckus has forgotten punch.
Stop hitting yourself, Marckus!
Marckus, self-abuse should be handled in private. Get a grip on yourself man. Correction, stop gripping yourself.
Hmm, on the subject of self abuse, I just noticed I had buffed with spell turning. You get the snowball Sileth.
Arrows all miss.
Punches all miss.
5' step out of the sandwich. Still pretty injured so she casts defensively. Auto succeeds.
and she looks much healthier now.
PCs are up.
"You guys probably need to go somewhere and practice some more. "
7/15 Rounds Righteous Might
HP 87/142
+4 Str/Con
11 Str damage (5 str 9 with Rightous Might)
AC 26/10/26
Mace does 2d8 now
Tiger summon 13/15
Noonan casts Cold Ice Strike at her.
Tony Tiger keeps clawing and biting after Noonan's ice shoots by
YEEP YEEP YEEP!
Noonan looks down to see Sir Wriggly, burning with hedgehog fury to avenge his master.
Hold on, I'll let you use my healing wand.
Marckus wonders when he forgot to fight, and tries his best to bring it all back.
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With a little more punch in him than last time, Marckus strikes with vaguely dangerous fury.
The Snowball rebounds off the foe and smacks Sileth in the stomach and decides to give up on spells vs this guy/gal (microaggression)
An arrow lodges in the villians thigh
Benefit(s): When you successfully hit a creature with a ranged attack, as a swift action, you can have the weapon (or its ammunition, for projectile weapons) lodge itself within the creature’s body, causing the creature to take a –2 penalty on ability checks, attack rolls, saving throws, and skill checks as a result of the intense pain. Penalties from multiple lodged weapons do not stack. If the creature is a spellcaster, it gains a 25% spell failure chance with all spells it casts that include somatic components. This penalty can be removed with the treat deadly wounds use of the Heal skill or by removing the lodged weapon as a standard action, which ends the penalties and causes the creature to take an amount of damage equal to the weapon’s base damage (without any bonuses).
Marckus, you do need to roll the sneak attacks. The tiger is still flanking and the spell I use has a limited number of iterations of the protection.
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Cat misses.
Marckus hits twice. Baddie negates one of the sneak attacks.
Sileth hits 3 times.
She looks a bit peaked, but decides not to go out alone.
pass
pass
Sileth, DC 33 fortitude or 180 damage.
PCs are up after the save.
And dead
Implosion is a nasty business.
Marckus, time to finish it.
6/15 Rounds Righteous Might
HP 87/142
+4 Str/Con
11 Str damage (5 str 9 with Rightous Might)
AC 26/10/26
Mace does 2d8 now
Tiger summon 12/15
Sir Wriggly scampers over and heals Markus
Noonan Casts Blessing of Fervor(Pick yer bonuses)
Cat unleashes attacks again
Marckus is much too busy with his own life to be concerned about the petty death of his petty friends. There's punching to do.
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Marckus beats the Drow Priestess to a bloody and dead pulp.
Combat over.
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Sir Wriggly pees on her face while Noonan scrapes Sileth into a doggy bag.
Dang...If we can hole up for a day, I can raise these schmuks.
There's still a final rune and saving the world to deal with.
Marckus uses his healing wand a few times and checks the bodies (including the enemies) for valuable loot.
"First we finish the job. Then we can say we did it without them."
Wriggly! Do not eat the elf kibble!
Noonan studies the rune
After a careful examination of big glowy rune behind the altar, you realize that offing the main drow lady has gimped it such that you can just pound on it until it breaks and that will solve the problem.
It has 1000 HP, but meh, you'll get there eventually.
Once it breaks, a wave of magical energy washes through the area granting Noonan and Marckus a permanent +2 insight bonus to an ability of your choice (woo hoo, just in time to not play anymore).
Down the hall is a portal with a sign above it saying 'Exit to Kyonin, because the module doesn't provide a way back'.
Assuming you head through, dragging your associated corpses, you arrive back in the splendor of the Kyonin trailer park. The big, fat, jiggly queen greets you upon your return. "Yinz guys did good anat. Saved the world yinz did. I has got the brewer to get you PBR for life. That should set yinz all up. "
As she pronounces your reward, you look up to see a spectacle in the sky.
With the destruction of the master glyph and the defeat of
Allevrah Azrinae, the PCs have averted a terrible doom upon
Golarion. The falling star that had been captured by the
earthfall glyphs is released, and the influence of the powerful
magic that shielded it from the planet’s atmosphere fades.
Soon after the PCs’ triumph, a brilliant meteor streaks through the sky above Avistan. The event catches the eye of millions as the falling
star bursts harmlessly into a plume of fire and smoke,
disintegrating high above. Very few ever learn how close the
world came to a second Age of Darkness, and most record
the astonishing astronomical event as little more than an
unexpected diversion. The next day, the falling star is on
many lips and the subject of countless barroom tales, but by
the end of the week it is well on its way to being forgotten.
And now you can go back to your casino and get drunk for free.
The End.
Hooray! Been nice going through the last bit with everyone. Too bad half of us ended up as Alpo.
So..Legacy of Fire next? Or maybe we go full evil with Way of the Wicked!
5 years?!!! Didn't seem anywhere near that long. How time flies when we're having fun.
Thanks for all the alterations to the campaign that made it much more interesting....Unless Beer SLides and trailer park elves are in the original campaign.
Thank you Noonan for stepping in at the last minute to play heal-bot. Marckus and the resurrected Ulthar are now free to consummate the Melee-Bros budding bro-mance...off-screen of course. This campaign has had enough of raccoon erections causing deafness, no need for any more on-screen. Have fun in private you two.
It's been fun guys. Thanks for continuing through all these years.
Too bad I was too late to slip and slide. I could have been a beeramancer.
Yeah, can't believe we finally finished. If you ever get bored, go back and read some of those early pages. Man, we are hilarious.
And yeah, the beer slide will go down in history. Thanks for the game everyone, and props to DRB for running. Bonus points for the backfills too. Sad that Kronug and Nivea couldn't make it.
Yea, I really thought Kronug would go the distance and then he just vanished.
Well it's been fun. I'll consider running something else eventually. Probably will wait till after the Holidays. I have a few APs sitting around.
I'll leave this active for a little bit longer if Ulthar wants to pop in and say 'bye'.
Keep watch for my next game. It will probably have some odd twist to it, but the same non serious tone.,
Tis appropriate that Ulthar retains the Crown of Ulthar at the end.
Enjoy the Holidays everyone
I shall play a chef PC who wants to travel the world, fight fierce monsters, and eat them.
I made a character for a game, but didn't get picked, where the characters was a halfling big game hunter. No chef angle though.
Handy thing about a halfling, everything is relatively big game.
I could be a tall race and someone a halfling so we can do a Master Blaster combo.
Goodbye everyone, I'll remember you all in therapy!
We will never forget whatsyourname!
Goodbye everyone, I'll remember you all in therapy!
Lol...Thanks for sticking with us all these years
Goodbye everyone, I'll remember you all in therapy!Lol...Thanks for sticking with us all these years
o/~ Still crazy after all these years. o/~
Later all, see you in the next game. Making inactive.