Rule the City! (Inactive)

Game Master D-Kal

I, for one, am happy to see that our dear Crystal still has all the sass left in her, even in her current state.

And to think she made that song while comatose... Bravo!

It wouldn't have sounded quite the same if it had been,

Hrrrrr hrrrr hrr grrrr
hrrr hr hrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

*Starts dancing to the tune*

On another note... How does Ustalavian marching tunes sound like?

Just go back to WWII era Soviet video of military marches, and you'll probably get the drift.

Huh. I always imagined Ustalav as a dunkel german area.

So. Some nazi-ish music.

Nazi/WWII Soviet...what's the difference?

The ideologies and who they murdered, primarily. I see the soviets as worse.

I can't disagree.

So we're waiting on Garroth, then?

I'm waiting to get casted at. I don't know what your waiting for.

Garroth is out of town though for a few days, so GM PC for him. Though I'd recommend he be somewhere near the others (Fate/Melaphi/Feth) and ready an action to attack anything within range if the vampire attacks someone while adjacent to Garroth.

I'm waiting for my tortured zombie existence to end so my soul can soar up to the heavens.

Are you sure the soul isn't destined for somewhere a bit more *ehem* tropical?

Sorry, I should've given a clear indication of how to handle pinpointing by sound. Let's treat it as the scent universal monster ability (except if the target stops making obvious sounds).

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So that means that I know... What direction is he from then?

I don't know why you would say that, Payet. I've done a lot of good in my short life. I saved The City from a pack of sadistic devil-worshipers, I helped secure the thrones and give the City its first real ruler in hundreds of years.

All in all, I am pretty sure that we are the good guys. We just need better PR.

Yeah, well if you have bad PR, then you shouldn't be suprised Jen someone judges you on it
You only have yourselves to blame, payet was going to be a kitsune barkeeper who could have been your PR agent, but you guys wouldn't let him in your little club
Instead he's a sarcastic egotistical assimar with a literal axe to grind
i know you didn't actually have a choice in the matter, this is a joke

Does anyone else think it would be funny if the silence rock got slight of handed into Feth's pocket?

I think that Silence got it's focus ON Feth... Or her clothes for all I know.

What have I got in my pocket?

*pulls out the One Ring and vanishes*

Uh oh! What is Marcello going to do!?

Since the one Ring is missing, I am taking my frustration out on you...

Myyyyyy Precious!

I think that's everyone, unless Garroth is back in the saddle.

Excellent. I will work on an update when I get to my computer.

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Question!! whats with all the d10 rolls?

Falling damage is usually a d6 per 10ft.

and Dm's d10+8 just confuses me.

Welcome back, Garroth! :)

None of you can see that sucky roll! It is in the Darkness! It never happened.

Feth, Sarcon is correct about your falling damage.

But my d10 is my own business.

But my d10 is my own business.

As it should be, I only meant No context DM rolls always make me cringe just a little bit.

I should've labeled it "Sarcon's CON damage".

hey now, lets not get crazy. thats my job.

Somehow I took '1d6 per 10 feet' and combined that into '1d10' because my brain is awesome like that.

Hey Mel, there is a feat that i took on my life oracle called Fey Foundling. it might be worth asking if you can get around the prerequisites for it.

Don't let him get around it! The world doesn't need more Fey Foundling life oracles taking it just for the bonus healing.

I have seen at least half a dozen life oracles with that feat, and not a single one has had anything "fey" about them at all.

It's right up there with Wayang Spellhunter. Apparently every powerful evoker in the world comes from the Pathfinder equivalent of Indonesia without actually having any background lore connected to it.

But it's so cool! Who cares about background...that's just for flavor, anyway!

But it's such a good feat! My archer paladin had it as well. On an unrelated note I was not allowed to play Paladins with that gm after that.

But it's so cool! Who cares about background...that's just for flavor, anyway!

Do I have to punch ya' in the gabber?

We shall all pray at the altar of character and RP flavor.

Trying to match mechanics to flavor is half the fun of building a character, imo

I've made something of a hobby of converting various anime and comic characters into gestalt pathfinder
Kerito was one I did recently
He was fun

I've made something of a hobby of converting various anime and comic characters into gestalt pathfinder

Kerito was one I did recently
He was fun

Who is this person!? I know not who you be!!!

I thought that Garroth guy was back or something? Why he no post!? I'm ready to roll up my new character, geez!

If the post has nothing to do with my character(s) I use my default alias *that's just how I roll*

How I roll: 1d20 ⇒ 19

This is how I roll.

You are all quite terrible. Now, return to the regulary scheduled program.

Now, I am just a handsome, sexy and witty student, however, that looked quite a lot like an attack roll followed by a damage roll to me.

It's a cool feat, buy fey... meh.

Maybe if I drink the blood of a unicorn or something I could get it. (I'd have to switch sides to do that though).

If you join us, you will get the customary dark robe, a quirky and yet tense relationship with Sarcon and we will even let you have the lower half of Crystal's body.

The last part is just a bonus, seeing as you have shown interest in her.

Just a heads up, I'm gonna be at a con all weekend, to it's likely I won't be able to post again until Monday.

Fate just took her turn, so hopefully it won't be a problem.

If you join us ... a quirky and yet tense relationship with Sarcon...

Pretty sure I already got this one, though perhaps not quite to the same level the rest of you have it.

come to the darkside, we have cookies...and jerky.