Open for whatever.
For some reason Crystal's offence to my jerky denial reminded me of Dogmma, when Matt Damnon's like "But you didn't say god bless you when I sneezed!" lol
Ha! Not what I had in mind, but amusing.
Marcello, shhh! We're just having a friendly chat.
@Marcello You only need hit points if your going to get hit. You'd have to get pretty lucky to get that glare off at all.
Ohhhhh, them sound like fighting words, to me. Or running words. Better use that +10 Initiative wisely. :P
I always do. But in all actuality, I have no degree of certainty that he wouldn't make it to me. At this low of a level its probably a 50/50.
I knew I could rely on Sarcon.
@Marcello Ah, you know what I didn't realize, I never updated my status bar when I leveled up. I actually have 20hp
Booooooo!
Like real soon. But you don't know that because we're super clever.
I'll let DM-Kal interpret, but in game I think Sarcon's action has taken us by surprise, as well. I'll be before Ransaq once the surprise round is over, if I am correct. If not, then good. Lol
Yes, although none of the players are surprised by Sarcon's action, all of the characters are.
Ransaq taps his foot in boredom as he waits for Garroth and Patricie to grace the parties with an initiative roll.
Lol, you see what I'm dealin with over here?
Just wait 'til you see how long it takes me to get a map up.
We'll take care of that for you momentarily, Ransaq.
Your loose mouth proves you only a harlot woman.
All on one, my chances are slim. I'm sure this is the tactic you'll use, and it will prove you the coward you claimed I to be, which is still pretty funny, even in death.
Hahaha, I almost feel like I'm playing medieval Halo 3, now. We're about to pwn you, fool!
That's funny, I'm a Sony fan. Your like my arch nemesis in every way, lol
Just wait 'til you see how long it takes me to get a map up.
Have you set up maps before? Google Doc's pretty easy to use, it'd only take like 5 minutes.
It's the blasted grid. I drew one in docs and it looked like hell.
I'm checking out roll20 now, but if someone has a quick docs tutorial I'd take that too. I prefer docs over roll20.
Roll20 is nuts.
I use Maptools, but upload everything to Google Docs. It's great. Ransaq might be able to give you some pointers on actually setting up the grid in Docs.
I used to do maptools. There's a lot of good stuff in there.
I just set up a Roll20, so we'll see if everyone is good with that. I'd prefer to keep rolls here, just use Roll20 for token movement and position.
Is everyone good with that?
I usually just google images untill I find one that already has a grid, then load that. I was trying to find something the GM might find suitable but the only thing I've found of proper scale with a castle wall so far says SAMPLE across it real big.
Can we trade in our metrosexual for a gummy bear?
No. Sarcon is your bear. And of course the heroes have--nevermind.
:O
I heard Garroth wears dresses after midnight...
I dunno about that. He's better mannered than your cleric, lol.
Then again, I suppose he's better mannered than I as well
Fate is amused by the tempestuousness of her comrades, but she vishes that they vould not succumb so easily to the vhims of their emotions.
Naturally, Fate is above such mortal veaknesses. Fate is patient.
I would like to differ, my plan would have set on in another situation that would have been much more favorable to all of us.
Oh, Fate much preferred your plan. It had the deviousness of a proper villainous scheme.
Such a shame.
If Sarcon survives this, we will have to berate him.
And then we will have to flee to ensure that our own heads stay intact.
Edit: Also, I am on Roll20 right now if anyone wants to discuss tactics.
This is what I came up with. It kinda sucks because it screams SAMPLE at you lol, but its a map.
@GM Let me know if you'd like to use it. I can throw some townsfolk on there if you want, or some guards, or whatever you need.
Ah yes. Well it use to say sample before I cropped it.
@GM I did my best to get us within 20', but with this many people it was kinda hard, especially with the bear.
Quite, excuse me while I suddenly gain a lot of respect for that bear. It looks absolutely terrifying.
Zombie I'm assuming?
Nonsense, it is just a drooling villager. That is rotting a bit on the edges.
lol, ok necromancer, I used a zombie pic none the less.
Maps updated
It's about respect, Fate. Sarcon felt disrespected, and when he feels that way he gets the urge to kill things.
As for you, Hellknight, I know you are not referring to me in your crude attempts at humor.
Perhaps the elf is vegan, perhaps it was to early for him to eat. He wasn't rude, he just didn't take any. It's not disrespectful to turn down food from a stranger, it's disrespectful to demand it be eaten.
Who cares though, take yur best shot.
From the Gameplay Thread:
Ransaq looks to Sarcon with all the confidence in the world. "One who assumes others a fool is a fool himself orc. Now if your done barking absurdities, I believe we will he on our way. The keep is yours".
Now...you could make the argument that Sarcon got a 'little' carried away with the friendship jerky and the call for a lopsided fist fight and all, but Ransaq is not exactly innocent of any ill-will, either.
Oh yeah, and we're evil. We pretty much take offense at everything if it indulges our murderous tendencies. Now go ahead and die already. Sarcon's run out of meat for his barbeque grill.