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lucky7 leaves no stone unturned.

Mr Just Been Slapped In The Face.

Gruumash is banned for sniffing lucky7's morning breath.

You fiend, that is why only 36 went in.

While they are busy fighting, I pick up the shuttlecock, put a bag of 100 ladybugs in it and punt it into the goal. I get 2 points for every one to go in the goal.
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hobbsdadolfin is banned because he is jealous of lucky7 being a werewolf while he is only a weredolfin.

Sorry, that was a lie.

Quichie is banned for showing attitude.

I take the fifth.

The next poster likes to paint the town red.

Monica is banned for forgetting I sail the high seas as sport, the little things are just a hobby.

Monica is banned for forgetting to use spell check.

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hobbsdadolfin is banned for refusing to stay on my hook.

BOOOOMMM!!!!!!

Cannon!

"Sea-Fever"

I must down to the seas again, to the lonely sea and the sky,
And all I ask is a tall ship and a star to steer her by,
And the wheel's kick and the wind's song and the white sail's shaking,
And a grey mist on the sea's face, and a grey dawn breaking.

I must down to the seas again, for the call of the running tide
Is a wild call and a clear call that may not be denied;
And all I ask is a windy day with the white clouds flying,
And the flung spray and the blown spume, and the sea-gulls crying.

I must down to the seas again, to the vagrant gypsy life,
To the gull's way and the whale's way where the wind's like a whetted knife;
And all I ask is a merry yarn from a laughing fellow-rover
And quiet sleep and a sweet dream when the long trick's over.

By John Masefield (1878-1967).

BLAST! Wrong Avatar

Shotguns are no substitute for a long barreled cannon.

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lucky7 is banned for being a tattle tale.

Granted, but you leave it on the table and someone else eats it.

I wish I could sail the seven seas.

Voyeur

lucky7 is banned for making excuses.

The chicken is banned for not being a parrot.

Sissyl is dating Last One.

Sissyl has a crush.

I agree.

The Agony of Defeat

now Mine

Quiche Lisp is banned for talking with his mouth full.

Sorry, I do not recognize your claim.

IceniQueen is a seductive tease.

Kyros is banned for leading a sheltered life.

Edit: Antal Underfoot is banned for being a sneaky ninja.

Charles Scholz is banned for forgetting to turn off his caps lock.

Kyros is banned for spreading rumors.

Its Mutiny.
That's what it is.
MUTINY!

Gaahh. The nightmare returns. I thought I sunk you off the coast of Sargavia.

You are WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG!

El DD LAP has lost.

Quiche is banned for talking while his mouth is full of rocks.

It is one of my contigency plans.

The next poster wants to participate.

Quiche Lisp is banned for not watching his brother's movie.

Chocolate. Beats bacon every time.

The next poster agrees.

Mater Slaad is banned for his typo.

*TWEEEET*

Fifteen minutes in the penalty box.

Tibbar

Your hour is up, bub!

If a group of goblins left Seatle at 0:40:42 headed toward Spokane at 43 mph, and a troup of trolls left spokane at 0:40:44 going 45 mph, what time does the bloodfest begin?

Jealous

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As a navy person, I prefer a nautical computer like Commadore.

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