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POOG!!!


Please, sir, get some new material! You're boring the audience! At least the otyugh eats different things every time he shows up!


Give him some sparkly chaps and a new wig, then we'll relaunch him as MC Cowboy Poog.


ADD Dog wrote:
I'm sorry I ate your house shoes and peed on your bed.

Alright recruit. Its the collar of shame for you.


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Ventnor wrote:
Please, sir, get some new material! You're boring the audience! At least the otyugh eats different things every time he shows up!

*eats Ventnor*

*burps*


Sorry about the bleach Mr. O I mistook you for a pile of laundry, to be fair you were sleeping in my washing machine and smelled like BO.


Bleached Otyugh wrote:
Ventnor wrote:
Please, sir, get some new material! You're boring the audience! At least the otyugh eats different things every time he shows up!

*eats Ventnor*

*burps*

*Applauds from inside Bleached Otyugh's stomach*


Ventnor wrote:
Bleached Otyugh wrote:
Ventnor wrote:
Please, sir, get some new material! You're boring the audience! At least the otyugh eats different things every time he shows up!

*eats Ventnor*

*burps*

*Applauds from inside Bleached Otyugh's stomach*

*smiles. Toothily*


POOG DESTROY OTYYUCK!!!

Zarongel fireball!!!!!

(FWOOSH)


Throwing alchemist fire and yelling fireball does not make one a wizard!

What are the differences and similarities between goblins and minions...


"THE" Poog of Zarongel wrote:

POOG DESTROY OTYYUCK!!!

Zarongel fireball!!!!!

(FWOOSH)

'Ottyuck' is exactly right - well done, Poog!

Have a sticker.


*lumbers off to jump into a sewage puddle to quench the fire on its butt*


Interesting fact: did you know that there's a portal to the Elemental Plane of Half-Digested Whale Carcasses in Bleached Otyugh's stomach?


Smells fishy

Sovereign Court

*Opens a book titled "Creep from the Deep".*

Let's see who survives this little situation of mine.

*A horde of zombie pirates come out of the book and start wreaking havoc.*


There's not much damage 20 zombies who are only 2" tall can do.


Depends what they get into...


You say that, but they're gnawing on your kneecaps as we speak!


Shouldn't that be ankles?


Barely.


Captain Spalding wrote:

Shouldn't that be ankles?

It's amazing how they can stand on eachother's shoulders like that.


Money spent on 2" tall zombie acrobats is never wasted.


For chasing smurfs?


I only chase Smurfs when I'm wasted. Honest.

Sovereign Court

If we're talking about blue things and chasing, then try this on for size!

*Opens up a book titled "The Beast from the East".*

So, let's see which of you is 'IT'.


Niw


Pulg wrote:
"THE" Poog of Zarongel wrote:

POOG DESTROY OTYYUCK!!!

Zarongel fireball!!!!!

(FWOOSH)

'Ottyuck' is exactly right - well done, Poog!

Have a sticker.

*Watches, delighted as Pulg stabs Poog in the eye with a sharp #2 pencil.*


Waterhammer wrote:
Pulg wrote:
"THE" Poog of Zarongel wrote:

POOG DESTROY OTYYUCK!!!

Zarongel fireball!!!!!

(FWOOSH)

'Ottyuck' is exactly right - well done, Poog!

Have a sticker.

*Watches, delighted as Pulg stabs Poog in the eye with a sharp #2 pencil.*

Mmmmmyeeeeeesssss... excellent...


This is all very well, but what's happened to my Sinister Stain?

That's evolution for you, I suppose.


Sinister seven

Scarab Sages

Paizo Superscriber; Pathfinder Companion, Pathfinder Accessories Subscriber; Starfinder Charter Superscriber

Magnificent Seven


The Seven Samurai

plus Yojimbo (AKA last man standing)

Sovereign Court

*Opens up two books: "Cry of the Cat" and "Night of a Thousand Claws".*

Bring on any legendary team of seven, I have just summoned an army of cats to have some fun with all of you. And don't bother getting your pet cats to reason with them, they are loyal to me alone.

In case it wasn't obvious, I am using the Goosebumps manuscripts that I won from R.L. Stine and you will need to do some research in order to best my minions.


I have summoned my legendary team of cat herders to force the cats to jump the shark


Just like the Fonz!

You do your country proud, son. *sniff*


High fives eagle....because that's awesome!


KenderKin wrote:
I have summoned my legendary team of cat herders to force the cats to jump the shark

You called?


Cats everywhere..... ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF!!!


fetch boy


Undo the fabric of space-time, boy!


*cocks head to the side*


Back again.... Good boy....fetch


Quick, quick! KenderKin has fallen down the well!


I don't think "quick" is the right word here. Let's think about things for a few...weeks or so..


I didn't even know we had a well.


Stop pooping! I asked for flotation devices.......

Heeeeeellllllllloooooooo?


Hello?

Who is it?


AMERICA!!!


The well is haunted! Seal it shut!


*peers down into the well, trying to see if there is something gloffy everyone is discussing*

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