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Well it wasn't as bad as I had thought but then I don't know what his plans with that spoon is.

Liberty's Edge

Anyone else notice something?

Jupiter looks like a pizza - a giant g*+&#!n pizza with beige dough, white cheese, red sauce, and a single huge slice of pepperoni.


GoatToucher wrote:

Most of

your garden variety accordion music can seem discordant.

Granted, it is not for everyone, but
our culture's references often reflect
our greatest fears.
Don't assume that a high pitched note from an accordion indicates that the player in question is
not skilled. Rather, bear in mind that not
everyone has musical tastes as parochial as the ones you hold dear.
Sometimes, I enjoy the dulcet tones of a
squeaking accordion. It reminds me of the screams that the wind carried down from the mountains when I was a boy (or an approximation thereof).

Whenever I
hear that music, I think back to the
atrocities visited upon those I knew by the unwholesome entities who dwelt above us, and I dreamed of the
tortures they must be practicing, and grew aroused.

An occurrence that was not uncommon. I
never found that level of sonic stimulation until I moved next door to an abattoir.

At any rate,
those who cannot appropriate the
true artistry of the accordionist
rarely prove to have character or insight of
appreciable depth or breadth.
Can one
truly claim to love art, or music, or anything truly
important in life without enjoying a musical instrument that sounds like a
vivisection performed without first severing the vocal chords (which I haven't done since my teens)?
Even dogs enjoy their squeaky toys because the noise resembles the shrieks of their prey.

But say you still can't enjoy the accordion.
"It just rubs me the wrong way..." you
say? Fear not, as you may find hope among the woodwind family. A clarinet
or saxophone can produce similar tones without abrading the same
nerves that an accordion does.

B"scon

it
says

nothing
on
the stove

across from the

window has
oranges or
radishes or
dill pickles.

.


I have not noticed that.

Liberty's Edge

Well then, shame on you. Take a closer look!

*gravitic tele-thrusts Vidmaster7 straight toward the Great Red Spot Pepperoni*


I think I heard somewhere that they think that spot is getting smaller and that the storm that has been going on for so long might be ending.


Laser Clown of the 34th Century wrote:

Anyone else notice something?

Jupiter looks like a pizza - a giant g$%!&!n pizza with beige dough, white cheese, red sauce, and a single huge slice of pepperoni.

At last! PROEUFS OF A CONSPRIRACEY that the Italians have colonised the rest of the solar system in an attempt to revive the Space Roman Empire and boost the career of top balladeer 'Zucchero'


They'll never take me alive..., oh, wait.


Lady Blackmoor: "Only" a spoon? Far be it from me to criticize, but you are displaying a tragic lack of imagination.

Or is it a "delightful" lack? Perhaps you could be taught...

Electric Wizard: No one likes a pedant...

Except me! Well done.


Beware space Zeuz!


Zeuz
Zeus
Zees
Tees
Ties
Vies
Vied
Died
Deed
Dead
Head
Heat
Beat
Boat
Boar
Hoar
Hear
Sear
Seat
Neat


GoatToucher wrote:

Lady Blackmoor: "Only" a spoon? Far be it from me to criticize, but you are displaying a tragic lack of imagination.

Or is it a "delightful" lack? Perhaps you could be taught...

Electric Wizard: No one likes a pedant...

Except me! Well done.

Tee hee! Oh, you bad, bad boy.

I have never been accused of a lack of imagination, either...


Juliette!

Not that I'm one to point the finger...

What?

No, that's not my finger.

ANYWAY,

Seriously, dear sister, GoatToucher?!

Thinks: I really should have let her marry Henry Kissinger...


So what your saying is space Zeuz is neat.


Once you really get to know Space Zeuz, and I mean really get to know him, you find out that he's just like the rest of us.

Except that he is Space Zeuz.

Liberty's Edge

Coazt-To-Coazt!


Space Zeuz appeared to GoatToucher as a randy Space Bull.

Bet he regrets doing that.


Better warm up the Spank ray.


Spare the rod, spoil the child.

Scarab Sages

Oh, go drink some apple juice, you.

You know, the good stuff, with the *resin*....


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Vidmaster7 wrote:
Better warm up the Spank ray.

THE FUTURE IS HERE AT LAST.

Finally, Elon Musk has produced something worthwhile.


Snow White's Mother wrote:

Spare the rod, spoil the child.

I prefer to liberally apply the rod and also spoil the child.


It'll be remarkable useful at supermarkets and...
OH
OOOHHH
You want to use it... nevermind.


I want to join the U.S. Space Force !


Sorry, Humanoids only.

Sovereign Court

Umm, technically Captain Spalding, you are a MONSTROUS humanoid. So you might not be eligible either. Then again, I'm an augmented humanoid, so I'm not really one to talk.


sea-based directed energy weapon.

What is fishing, Alex?


I was augmented once. good times.

Liberty's Edge

Ahhh, there's my new hat!


Nope. That's me.


I'm just going to post this portal to an awesome play through of an awesome game, and claim the win...

Scarab Sages

*Distracts the hamster with some cheese, takes Win*


a bard who's a bard who's a cleric of a bard or a cleric


There is that noise again. Its like a musical note I think.


A musical note played on an accordion, perhaps?


Possibly.


NO!


My new theory is to type slower so I don't have to backspace as much.

Sovereign Court

*Inspects high G's new theory.*

Let's give this a quick once over.

*Studies the theory intensely, making sure that no detail is overlooked.*

Your theory is quite sound, high G, however I have noticed the following flaw.

*Shows high G the flaw in question.*


Why are flaws green?

Liberty's Edge

Colorless green ideas sleep furiously.


I feel like they should be red.


Quite right. As they say, 'the flaw is lava'


I hate the red flower.


Mistakes are red. Flaws are green.


Cranial fluid is clear, with a slight pink tint.

Scarab Sages

Your Closet may look black to you, but that's only because YOU can't see into the conclavineue spectrum!

Sovereign Court

Excuse me, UNCLE GoatToucher, but I believe that some people wrote to you to ask for your help and you never replied to them.

Sovereign Court

I hate that clown!

Sovereign Court

Why is that? He's never done anything to you.

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