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Glad everyone had a good time.
Thank you to Vidmaster7 for that impromptu performance.
Special thanks to Pulg's Accordion band for their fine work.
Don't worry about your empties, I hired the Bleached Otyugh Company to do cleanup.

Scarab Sages

It is a fine thing to see our old friend has moved up in the world!


He's moved 'vamp-higher' up in the 'pecking order'!

A hoogie-hoogie-hoop-hoop-harooooo!

Scarab Sages

I had intended to refer to the surprisingly-entrepreneurial Master Otyugh....


What? An Ogre Zombie has 85hp?!

Shut it down.


Even Otyugh's have their place in the world.

Sovereign Court

Yes they do! In fact, I believe Bleached Otyugh is up for the task of clearing all the debris that used to be a balcony which is now on the floor, along with Vidmaster7's motorcycle and some unconscious hecklers.


I hope when they wake up they don't accuse me of being a cycle-path


Rain, rain, go away. Come again another day.
Rain, rain, go away. Come again another day.
Rain, rain, go away. Come again another day.

Shut it down.


>.>


Did you know a meteorite hit the Pacific ocean 11,600 years ago throwing water up into the atmosphere.

It took 40 days and 40 nights for the atmosphere to clear up.


How long have you had this fear of water?


This meteor hitting the Pacific ocean is why all historical cultures have a flood myth.

Shut it down.

Sovereign Court

Very insightful, very insightful indeed.

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You are all weirdos. Ugh!

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Shut it down.


Now open it back up again.


Now close it


Now open it up halfway and give it a rub with an oily rag.


Is that the same oil you use to keep your hair shiny and full?


No. I wash my pelt in Essence of Porridge.

Sovereign Court

Here's his lifetime supply!

*Opens what is believed to be a closet, only to find out that it's a recording studio. With Pulg's fairy glockenspiel band currently recording a new song.*

Nevermind.

*Closes the door.*


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*Ping! Ping ping ping ping! Ping ping ping ping ping ping piiiing!"

Sovereign Court

Brilliant, simply wonderful!

*Claps along to the music.*

Oh, how I wish my brother Gomez and the rest of the family could hear this! They would so love it!


Evidence unearthed at more than two dozen sites
across North America suggests remnants of a comet
exploded in Earth's atmosphere, above Canada,
about 12,900 years ago.

Western Canada to be exact -- this kind of activity could have killed
all the North American woolly Mammoths. :(

Oh my!

Sovereign Court

So, I'm guessing that the G stands for Google, yes?


high G wrote:

Evidence unearthed at more than two dozen sites

across North America suggests remnants of a comet
exploded in Earth's atmosphere, above Canada,
about 12,900 years ago.

Western Canada to be exact -- this kind of activity could have killed
all the North American woolly Mammoths. :(

Oh my!

We can easily knit some more. It'll be fine.


Be BOOP


Beep Beep!


Bebop skadiddley doobie.


I'm Hiding In Your Closet wrote:

The #1 Stealth skill is: Not to stand up.

To wit: GoatToucher, will you stand up, please?

Everyone must stand up eventually. The key is not to do so until the gunmen have gone.

Dataphiles

*sound of a gamma-ray burst being cocked*

But how long until then...?

Sovereign Court

Stand up and find out.


Fair enough.


Count Reiner Heydrich wrote:
Stand up and find out.

Don't you have spawn for that sort of thing?


I thought vampire spawn came from biting people.


Of course, but they still make pretty good meat-shields if you happen to have run out of peasants.


Really what doesn't make a good meat shield...


A skeleton?


A vegan skeleton?


Vegan skeleton with a vitamin D deficiency .

Sovereign Court

Actually, even with a vitamin D deficiency, skeletons can make very good meat shields (or rather bone walls) just make sure that you have a lot of them. Personally though, I'd rather use blood elementals and other such blood powered monstrosities to serve as my bodyguards.

Sovereign Court

Oh and Comte de Malodor, one more thing.

*Throws a a freshly caught sea trout at Comte de Malodor.*

*SMACK!*

Don't ever say things like that again (it's quite inappropriate in terms of vampire lingo).


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Really, Count. My brother may be a rude, annoying little gobshite, but he is a nobleman of France, and hence should only be struck with a salmon or better.

Scarab Sages

*flings lampreys at the three of them - and also at Pulg, if only for the sake of a suitable control variable*

Sovereign Court

*Catches lamprey effortlessly in one hand and throws it at Vidmaster7 (and it gets entangled in his beard).*

My apologies, Lady Blackmoor, it was all that I had at the time.


Eh its not the first time I've had the ol "Lamprey beard".


Hey hey, free lampreys.


Slimy yet satisfying.


You're too kind.

What about the lampreys?


They are a type of eel that attaches to someone and sucks their blood out through the skin.

Scarab Sages

Vampire Schism wrote:

They are a type of eel that attaches to someone and sucks their blood out through the skin.

But that's not important right now....

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