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The Paladin fell because he was gyrating his hips a little too much for his deity's comfort.
The Paladin gave a person who was being annoying to him the stink-eye.
... to the same party where her deity was, coincidentally, wearing the exact same red dress. A divine fashion faux pas!
The Paladin baked an apple pie.
Nooooo! Poor Apple Bloom! :(
The Paladin swore off red meat.
The paladin fell, after the gun went off and he injured his foot.
The paladin has opened a sweets shop.
Sir Francis Urquhart broke his paladin vows pretty quickly.
The Paladin saved his money for retirement.
The paladin fell because his half human/half fish hybrid was a crime against nature.
The paladin developed a technique for winning at slots.
The Paladin fell because several Chuck Norris memes aren't very lawful good at all.
The Paladin, after years upon years of scheming and intrigue, managed to poison his hated rivals in court.
Which is reason enough to fall, enough said. :)
The paladin did some modeling, to earn money for the construction of an orphanage, one for non-evil children, specifically.
The Paladin fell after making Gene Simmons' face paint a little too symmetrical.
The Paladin and the Skald traded stories by a campfire.
The paladin fell for breaking the OPs rules.
The paladin joined the grammar police.
The paladin fell, not having seen the sign [Dangerous cliff!]
The paladin participated in a rodeo.
The human meat was from caged humans instead of free-range humans. How inhumane!
The Paladin decided to wear a chain shirt instead of full plate.
The paladin fell because Knowledge (Geography) is not a class skill for paladins. Also because this knowledge allowed him to read maps with naughty pictures of mermaids on them.
The paladin polished his armor and said a prayer...
The paladin fell because it was a fair for celestial animals and he turned it into the world's largest barbecue.
The paladin held the door to the temple open for a group of parishioners.
The temple was a huge mimic. While it appreciated the lunch, the Paladin's God was a little peeved that the Paladin didn't warn said parishioners.
The Paladin and the Warpriest decided to go crusading together.
Being overly literal, the Paladin kidnapped a parent to guide them through the movie's plot.
The Paladin bought a truckload of illegal fireworks.
Being fed up with said Pixel Generated movie's toilet quality story and graphics, the paladin went into a fit, and wrecked half the theater, thus falling for the act of aggressive vandalism.
The paladin went to star in a Thai action movie.
The Fiend Fantastic did not want to be redeemed, and thus the paladin fell for imposing his will on another.
The paladin entered an all you can eat hot dog contest.