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The Paladin fell because he was gyrating his hips a little too much for his deity's comfort.

The Paladin gave a person who was being annoying to him the stink-eye.


The paladin gave the evil eye instead an intentional evil act.

The paladin wore a red dress...


... to the same party where her deity was, coincidentally, wearing the exact same red dress. A divine fashion faux pas!

The Paladin baked an apple pie.


Nooooo! Poor Apple Bloom! :(

The Paladin swore off red meat.

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Nooooo! Poor Apple Bloom! :(

The Paladin swore off red meat.

The Paladin let the town starve to save the source of the red meat and swearing was also against the rules.

The Paladin spent the day helping the poor and the downtrodden.


.....only after he and his horse had trampled them.

The paladin found a large stash of method...

Scarab Sages

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one. He was recovering in his tent when the camp was overrun by the demon hoard.

The Paladin confiscated all the spirits in the town.


...including those from people who were still alive....

The paladin got a role on a TV sitcom

Scarab Sages

Namely, American Dad.

The Paladin had gun, would travel.


The paladin fell, after the gun went off and he injured his foot.

The paladin has opened a sweets shop.

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...under the Whizzo Chocolate Company franchise.

The Paladin kissed a frog, who thereupon turned back into a handsome prince.


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The frog had been purchased and owned by the paladin who had an oath against slavery.

The paladin got elected to Parliament


Sir Francis Urquhart broke his paladin vows pretty quickly.

The Paladin saved his money for retirement.


Anonymous Warrior wrote:

...and fell because paladins don't retire. Ever.

The paladin mounted the entire villages heads on pikes.


The paladin fell because his half human/half fish hybrid was a crime against nature.

The paladin developed a technique for winning at slots.


The technique involved bashing the machines open and taking the contents.

The paladin took a horse to pursue a fleeing suspect.....

Epic win post 666 in paladin falling thread, an antipaladin is certain to rise!

Silver Crusade

I don't want to get into the details, but, uh...after the horse-taking incident, the Paladin is known as "HorseToucher" now.

The Paladin read too far into an innocent question.


The question was in regards to properly mounting a horse...

The paladin was Chuck Norris...


The Paladin fell because several Chuck Norris memes aren't very lawful good at all.

The Paladin, after years upon years of scheming and intrigue, managed to poison his hated rivals in court.


Which is reason enough to fall, enough said. :)

The paladin did some modeling, to earn money for the construction of an orphanage, one for non-evil children, specifically.

Scarab Sages

The FOOL! paladin fell because Evil children in orphanages are priceless "moral insurance" for when some group of well-meaning adventurers gets it burned down! The paladin spared the next Tom Riddle! Or Adolf Hitler...or Kahn Noonien Singh...!

The Paladin joined the band KISS.


That's kind of a cop-out, Fiend Fantastic. Surely there was some pedantic, rules-lawyery reason for the Paladin to fall in my previous scenario.

The Paladin fell after making Gene Simmons' face paint a little too symmetrical.

The Paladin and the Skald traded stories by a campfire.


Paladins poisoning people, that's not an honest man's ways, it's what this thread's about.


The paladin fell for breaking the OPs rules.

The paladin joined the grammar police.

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The Paladin fell for associating with Evil. Everyone knows the grammar police are really grammar Nazis.

The Paladin spent the day curing diseases with his lay on hands ability.

Scarab Sages

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The paladin fell because of where he laid those hands.

The paladin went to the country.


The paladin fell, not having seen the sign [Dangerous cliff!]

The paladin participated in a rodeo.

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The Paladin fell because the Paladin's idea of riding the animals wasn't fit for the general public.

The Paladin prayed for 7 days and nights.

Scarab Sages

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The Paladin fell because he didn't eat or drink anything during that time.

The Paladin went to the cathedral.


and crapped in the cistern.

The paladin hired a dominatrix

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and crapped in the cistern.

The paladin hired a dominatrix

The Paladin fell because the dominatrix was non-union and proud of it and thus was chaotic. Plus it turns out she was also a succubus.

The Paladin sought an atonement.

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The paladin sought the atonement for an evil cleric he was a friend of who recently committed a good act.

The paladin used human meat in the soup he was making for the soup kitchen, fully aware of the fact that the meat was from humans.


The human meat was from caged humans instead of free-range humans. How inhumane!

The Paladin decided to wear a chain shirt instead of full plate.

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The Paladin fell for telling everyone it was Soylent Green(which everyone knows is really orc).

The Paladin donated his treasure from adventuring to the local church.


Of Asmodeus.....

The paladin choked an evil child

Scarab Sages

@The Fiend Fantastic: Read Post #1 again - it's about finding a rinky-dink technicality or stupid/petty reason for the Paladin to fall, even if there's an obvious one.

...because he was performing the Heimlich maneuver when the child was choking on a head of broccoli. The child now refuses to eat his vegetables.

The Paladin took a rank in Knowledge (Geography).


The paladin fell because Knowledge (Geography) is not a class skill for paladins. Also because this knowledge allowed him to read maps with naughty pictures of mermaids on them.

The paladin polished his armor and said a prayer...

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The paladin fell because he was narcissistic and couldn't stop looking at himself.

The paladin went to the animal fair.


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The paladin fell because it was a fair for celestial animals and he turned it into the world's largest barbecue.

The paladin held the door to the temple open for a group of parishioners.


The temple was a huge mimic. While it appreciated the lunch, the Paladin's God was a little peeved that the Paladin didn't warn said parishioners.

The Paladin and the Warpriest decided to go crusading together.


Thus unleashing the zombie apocalyptic end upon the world.

The paladin went to a PG rated movie


Being overly literal, the Paladin kidnapped a parent to guide them through the movie's plot.

The Paladin bought a truckload of illegal fireworks.


Being fed up with said Pixel Generated movie's toilet quality story and graphics, the paladin went into a fit, and wrecked half the theater, thus falling for the act of aggressive vandalism.

The paladin went to star in a Thai action movie.


Titled "Paladin and Indians" he fell for making reference to thai indians....

The paladin redeemed the fiend fantastic.


The Fiend Fantastic did not want to be redeemed, and thus the paladin fell for imposing his will on another.

The paladin entered an all you can eat hot dog contest.

Scarab Sages

Jewish Paladin + Farthest-Thing-Imaginable-From-Kosher Hot Dogs = Fall.

The Paladin took the Unsanctioned Knowledge feat so he could learn snapdragon fireworks to celebrate Independence Day with.

Shadow Lodge

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The paladin fell for wasting a feat when he could've just took a single level in wizard and not fallen since this isn't 3.5

The paladin joined a diabolist cult.

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The Paladin fell...down the dimly-lit stairs. F~%#ing diabolists and their spooky-kooky holding services in the basement....

The Paladin helped to rewrite his country's history books to whitewash out any and all its past misdeeds.


The whitewash unfortunately led to genocide of non-white people groups...

The paladin celebrated independence

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...from the code of conduct that forbit him from torturing innonents.

The paladin built a effigy of a noble ruler who had done nothing wrong in his life and burned it in the town square.

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