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Full Name



only when I have to


nerd 4 / professional 5 / dad 4




a little much


Dangerously close to 40

Special Abilities

Eat anything 5/day, Lawyer some s4*t 8/day, Create Wikipedia hole 3/day


sometimes pulls a bit to the left


anyone who will answer


City of Oaks, North Cack


Engrish, Legalese, Gamer

About Blackacre

DISCLAIMER: I claim no credit for pretty much any of the linked content.

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I am the Beastmaster, according to nodiatis. Although the Alcoholic is certainly another possibility. the Archer is not far off either. So basically your standard dwarf ranger.


Tips for being a better PLAYER (non-obvious takeaways: do stuff/have goals, yes AND, "Characters in uncomfortable situations are the meat and drink of drama").

Tark's Forge of Combat aka how to win at combat:
Part 1
Part 2

--character notes--

other concepts:
  • more inquisitors! infiltrator?
  • failed-student sorcerer
  • Invulnerable totem barbarian?
  • rock:
    Hell's Vengeance
    it's a long way to the top [throw this back - can't see the title without thinking of this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-sUXMzkh-jI]

    Axel Rackman:
    dhampir [once bitten twice shy] (maybe the guitar bard - he's a ladies man but sometimes gets himself into trouble [use here i go again here]. has ambitions far beyond this town [paradise city]. was not good in school. another brick in the wall https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YR5ApYxkU-U
    ride the lightning
    jukebox hero
    gifted prodigy, like this 12-yr-old slovak: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wL2ts4L7PGU
    - chelish noble (could also do thrune informant)

    campaign traits (almost all are good!)
    amoral mercenary
    apprentice devilbinder
    asmodean acolyte
    chelish noble
    local tough
    thrune informant

    friends -
    femme fatale: poison (BBD)
    ulfen: immigrant song
    priest: mc hammer pray https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mye1aCskFcM

    inquisitor of asmodeus - paranoid (black sabbath), symphony of destruction, mc hammer pray https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mye1aCskFcM
    - asmodean acolyte; trickery domain
    - connected to Cimli by blood (loosely - first or second cousin), childhood, and maybe even early love. Saw her ill discipline and that of many others in his family and chose instead to seek the path of the law-giver asmodeus.

    ulfen bounty hunter (slayer/ranger) - for whom the bell tolls, eye of the tiger, immigrant song
    - amoral mercenary (could do local tough). born an orphan in hard circumstances, chased a wanted man to cheliax and found a new home here.