I slice Terquem's head off.
Sorry my friend, but that goblin was mine to get. :)
A shame you'll be the one gotten!
I bang on a goblin war drum as crossblooded draconic/orc goblin sorcerers unleash fireball after fireball reducing Wylliam to a scorch mark on the ground.
I summon a big, purple ungefärlich-dinge-eater to take care of IHIYC. It is a gamble, but hey, they don't see all that well.
I push the button on this wondrous item and Sissyl blows up in a spectacular fashion.
And you my lichy friend, are the snack of choice for these bloodhounds i've just unleashed upon you.
*watches the gnawing dismemberment of lucky7*
A Miracle redirects a volcano eruption onto IHIYC.
I press the History Erase button, taking out Scavion and pretty much everyone and everything else, while I remain safe out of the time stream.
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Grandpa Wonderbra forgot one thing, though: I'm still Hiding In his Closet! It's kind of what I do - so I'm outside the time stream when he does that also. I sneak out and put my hand on his head to do the "brain sucker" gag - being as geriatric as he is, that is all it takes for him to have a heart attack and die.
While the clown was busy givig the old man a heart attack, i used a pianowire to strangle and nearly decapitate him, leaving him on top of the old dead man.
And while the Fiend strangled his target, he failed to notice the trap laid by a kobold below him. Explosions ensued, and the Fiend was no more.
Jarlaxle uses Icyshadow's entire clan as a distraction while Bregan D'aerthe steal the Crystal Shard.
I strangle equinoxmaster with a belt.
I stuff +1 holy swiss cheese in the fiends mouth
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I make a friendly suggestion to Guardian of the order of cheese that he visit to a highly-recommended cheese shop.
There is a bear trap in my closet...good luck
One wish from a glabrezu later, Krevon's entire body is highly magnetized, resulting in multiple impalements from numerous sharp ferrous objects from within a four-block radius.
One wish from a glabrezu later, Krevon's entire body is highly magnetized, resulting in multiple impalements from numerous sharp ferrous objects from within a four-block radius.
*cue iron man music then proceed to terrorize a local village*
I abduct Krevon while he's asleep and dig a hole on the beach while the tide is low. As per old irate style, i bury him into said hole, with merely the head sticking out tightly.
Happy drowning, flood's coming.
I cast fabricate on a gold coin that I threw in the air and levitated above wylliam and turn it into an anvil
I planeshift Azdalin to a never ending episode of Dragon Ball Z.
I sabotaged egres' new gadget. It explodes, taking off his face....and his head....and his torso...him in general actually.
I challenge The Fiend Fantastic to the ALS challenge dumping ice holy water on his head.
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While krevon challenged The Fiend, i switched the content of krevon's bucket with highly corrosive acid.
It melted him down in a quick and painful way.
I send out a swarm of half-celestial elementals of all elements after IHIYC and he is spontaneously burned, frozen, electrocuted, disentigrated and clobbered by the elements
I pluck off lucky7's skull and grind it for medical purposes.
The Fiend Fantastic found something written in the bottom of lucky7's skull. It's an explosive rune.
I STUFF +5 VORPAL CHEESE IN KREVON'S MOUTH
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I take Guardian of the order of cheese out for a traditional Sardinian dinner, complete with Casu Marzu - the encounter rocks them to the core of their being, forcing them to question the legitimacy of their purpose in life, and if they don't take their own life, the "extra maggots" I specially ordered will surely do it for them.
I EXTERMINATE THE CLOSET CLOWN
I smash a large rolling ball with three small holes into the upside down bowling pin.
I introduce Sissyl to this specimen called a face hugger.
Byebye
Force Choke
I hug krevon with the interposing hand spell and his spine breaks
My aura of greatness brings Azdalin to his knees and makes him commit suicide because he knows he will never see anything as wondrous an beautiful as my true form again and everything else will pale in comparison going forward.
Annoyed by the arrogance, i toss the golden mask into the lava pit, where it perfectly dissolves.