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... And the DM running a campaign heavily focused on the Whispering Way doesn't agree with Undead now being susceptible to crits and precision damage so he's running them as immune.
The party makeup? A fighter decked out with crit feats, 2 rogues, and a bard. Arguing ensued.
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--The GM is wearing a George Romero t-shirt.
--The GM asks for a list of the characters' daily and encounter powers.
--You realize that you are the only fetchling among a party that resembles the cast of Jersey Shore.
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The GM announces that, 'we will be taking breaks every 20 minutes or so to hear a word from our sponsors'.
I mean, did you really believe that there was a corner of life that the epitome of pure evil could not reach? Bwhahahahaha!
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The GM announces that, 'we will be taking breaks every 20 minutes or so to hear a word from our sponsors'.
I mean, did you really believe that there was a corner of life that the epitome of pure evil could not reach? Bwhahahahaha!
I played at a tablke wher eyou replace commercials with smoke breaks
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Pass check at start of a scenario, explain to the party why they shouldn't attack the caryatid pillars in front of them. Further explain that on your turn, you can neutralize them (and will indeed act before the creatures). ...... Observe as the hunter goes up and breaks his weapon on a caryatid pillar. Observe further as said hunter proceeds to stop right on the edge of your created pit, almost falling in the pit with the group of caryatid pillars you trapped inside it.
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Fans mistake your pathfinder's group with the Smashmouther's fan club and insist that everyone sing the song "all star" instead of playing...
Eventually you get a whole party of bards together.
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The rogue is unable to deactivate traps
yep, there's alot of that going around....
Go to earlier in this thread....
... the Rogue (5th level) doesn't have disable device, not even one rank, ... because he would then be expected to have to deal with the traps, and that could get you killed... "I'm not that kind of Rogue."
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Here's one that actually happened, in a PFS game with a not-that-kind-of-bard:
Player, during combat: "Hey, how about some Inspire Courage over here?"
NTKOB: "Sorry, I'm not that kind of bard."
Player 2: "Okay, how about helping us with the fight, then? I see you've got a sword..."
NTKOB: "Sorry, I'm not that kind of bard. I withdraw and go full-defense."
Player 3: "These guys have invisibility--do you know Glitterdust?"
NTKOB: "No offensive spells; I'm not that kind of bard."
Player 4, after the combat: "I've got a Wand of Mage Armor; can you UMD it?"
NTKOB: "Sorry, I'm... well, you know."
Much later, in a tricky NPC encounter: "Looks like we need some Diplomacy here. Bard?"
NTKOB: "Nope."
"Bluff?"
NTKOB: "No."
"Sense Motive?"
NTKOB: "Sorry."
"Knowledge checks?"
NTKOB: "Not today, sir, no. We usually get knowledges in fresh on Mondays. Today, the van broke down."Entire party: "You do HAVE some bard abilities, right?"
NTKOB: "Err...."We never did find out what he was actually capable of doing.
I have seen someone play this type of bard. I looked at his character sheet.
The feat was fleet and spells were expedious retreat and alarm. Dex 20, cha 13, int 11, con 11.
They just played a coward that ran from everything, and never helped with anything.
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Here's one that actually happened, in a PFS game with a not-that-kind-of-bard:
Player, during combat: "Hey, how about some Inspire Courage over here?"
NTKOB: "Sorry, I'm not that kind of bard."
Player 2: "Okay, how about helping us with the fight, then? I see you've got a sword..."
NTKOB: "Sorry, I'm not that kind of bard. I withdraw and go full-defense."
Player 3: "These guys have invisibility--do you know Glitterdust?"
NTKOB: "No offensive spells; I'm not that kind of bard."
Player 4, after the combat: "I've got a Wand of Mage Armor; can you UMD it?"
NTKOB: "Sorry, I'm... well, you know."
Much later, in a tricky NPC encounter: "Looks like we need some Diplomacy here. Bard?"
NTKOB: "Nope."
"Bluff?"
NTKOB: "No."
"Sense Motive?"
NTKOB: "Sorry."
"Knowledge checks?"
NTKOB: "Not today, sir, no. We usually get knowledges in fresh on Mondays. Today, the van broke down."Entire party: "You do HAVE some bard abilities, right?"
NTKOB: "Err...."We never did find out what he was actually capable of doing.
I have seen someone play this type of bard. I looked at his character sheet.
The feat was fleet and spells were expedious retreat and alarm. Dex 20, cha 13, int 11, con 11.
They just played a coward that ran from everything, and never helped with anything.
Was his character's name Rincewind?
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If I was GMing for NTKOB and saw the PC they had built, I'd view it as the player being a jerk and either ask them to leave or quietly mention to the other players that I would not notice if any of their PCs happened to accidentally on purpose damage NTKOB. After the game, I would let the player of NTKOB know they would not be welcome at any of my tables anymore.
The exception being of course, if that player only played with that group, and they were all okay with his character.
I have seen someone play this type of bard. I looked at his character sheet.
The feat was fleet and spells were expedious retreat and alarm. Dex 20, cha 13, int 11, con 11.
They just played a coward that ran from everything, and never helped with anything.
I remember a game where the DMPC was statted out like that.
Either the best or the worst escort mission ever, and I'm not sure which.
Venture-Agent, Idaho—Moscow
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I've seen an alchemist that purposely did not take precise bombs and spent almost the entire time trying to PK using friendly fire. It was during King of the Storval Stairs too, if I remember right. I guess I didn't know I'd be in trouble when I got to the table on that one, but it became apparent pretty quick!