Matthew Downie |
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The Morphling wrote:I don't find that implausible in the least. If someone was being followed around by an allosaurus i would be VERY inclined towards granting their requests.I have literally sat at a table where the following sentence was uttered with complete seriousness.
"The allosaurus will aid on the diplomacy check."
That sounds more like Intimidate. Unless you mean: "Hey, help us out, would you? I'll let you ride around town on my pet dinosaur!"
BigNorseWolf |
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BigNorseWolf wrote:That sounds more like Intimidate. Unless you mean: "Hey, help us out, would you? I'll let you ride around town on my pet dinosaur!"The Morphling wrote:I don't find that implausible in the least. If someone was being followed around by an allosaurus i would be VERY inclined towards granting their requests.I have literally sat at a table where the following sentence was uttered with complete seriousness.
"The allosaurus will aid on the diplomacy check."
Good cop, devour you cop.
Good cop makes diplomacy, devour you cop makes.... spit him out!
Crashwheeler |
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...the girlfriend of one of your players has come to the game, not because she's interested, but because she doesn't believe him when he says that this is what he does every week when he goes to "hang out with the guys". (True story)
Sounds like something my girlfriend would do. Mostly to make sure that I am not checking out girls while there, though.
Calybos1 |
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Your first encounter begins with a contest of who can hide farthest in the back.
"I'm staying in back."
"I go full withdraw."
"Shouldn't one of you guys go into the room? I'll wait here as backup."
"Well, I'm still out here in the hallway. YOU go in."
"Heck with that, I cast Vanish and run away."
"Hang on, maybe I can charm a rat and send it in ahead of us...."
Elvis Aron Manypockets |
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Your first encounter begins with a contest of who can hide farthest in the back.
"I'm staying in back."
"I go full withdraw."
"Shouldn't one of you guys go into the room? I'll wait here as backup."
"Well, I'm still out here in the hallway. YOU go in."
"Heck with that, I cast Vanish and run away."
"Hang on, maybe I can charm a rat and send it in ahead of us...."
Hey, what do you expect when the encounter is really your mission briefing with Drangle Dreng.
David knott 242 |
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...your 1st level wizard has the highest amount of hitpoints and best AC. He was also the other character to survive the scenario.
I just re-confirmed that the wizard in our party has the most hit points in the party -- and he is even one level below the rest of the party. That sort of thing can happen when you are playing a gnome and make constitution one of your highest stats.
BigNorseWolf |
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Randarak wrote:...the girlfriend of one of your players has come to the game, not because she's interested, but because she doesn't believe him when he says that this is what he does every week when he goes to "hang out with the guys". (True story)Sounds like something my girlfriend would do. Mostly to make sure that I am not checking out girls while there, though.
Its dungeons and dragons! What makes her think there will be GIRLS there?
ow ow ow ow ow! kidding ow ow ow
Charon's Little Helper |
Kurik Grandhelm wrote:claudekennilol wrote:The cleric has the highest strength and lowest charisma in the party...oh wait..that's me..What's the matter with that?Cleric am smash puny scenario!
Sounds cool to me!
It works if you're the dwarf archetype which gives up channel for tankiness.
andreww |
MrSin wrote:It works if you're the dwarf archetype which gives up channel for tankiness.Kurik Grandhelm wrote:claudekennilol wrote:The cleric has the highest strength and lowest charisma in the party...oh wait..that's me..What's the matter with that?Cleric am smash puny scenario!
Sounds cool to me!
Or, frankly, almost any other variety of cleric.
Azothath |
MrSin wrote:It works if you're the dwarf archetype which gives up channel for tankiness.Kurik Grandhelm wrote:claudekennilol wrote:The cleric has the highest strength and lowest charisma in the party...oh wait..that's me..What's the matter with that?Cleric am smash puny scenario!
Sounds cool to me!
is the Cleric's companion a Panzer, Sherman, Abrams?
kinevon |
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BigNorseWolf wrote:One players puns are so bad the DM rules they constitute PVPHad that happen Saturday at a table I was GMing. Well, I didn't rule it as PbP, but I should have.
Puns are Play by Post, now?
... your Magus is the party healer, and is the only one with any sort of healing, and that requires rolling UMD... With a +5...
Rei Venture-Lieutenant, Finland—Tampere |
Dylos |
Dylos wrote:it wouldn't be as bad ... if they weren't both older gamer dudes, playing a hot Aasimari couple...blackbloodtroll wrote:The gaming couple across from you spends the whole scenario making out...but at least they are doing so in character.
Not a hot Ifriti couple? Or maybe an Ifriti/Oread, one has the hots for the other, and the other...
nosig |
nosig wrote:Not a hot Ifriti couple? Or maybe an Ifriti/Oread, one has the hots for the other, and the other...Dylos wrote:it wouldn't be as bad ... if they weren't both older gamer dudes, playing a hot Aasimari couple...blackbloodtroll wrote:The gaming couple across from you spends the whole scenario making out...but at least they are doing so in character.
that would work I guess... wait... the other is just dirty?
ice skating close to the edge aren't we? going to get us deleted
kinevon |
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Dylos wrote:nosig wrote:Not a hot Ifriti couple? Or maybe an Ifriti/Oread, one has the hots for the other, and the other...Dylos wrote:it wouldn't be as bad ... if they weren't both older gamer dudes, playing a hot Aasimari couple...blackbloodtroll wrote:The gaming couple across from you spends the whole scenario making out...but at least they are doing so in character.that would work I guess... wait... the other is just dirty?
ice skating close to the edge aren't we? going to get us deleted
Probably not, as long as you keep it within the same bounds as the naked female Druid grappling the Succubus thread....
Dylos |
nosig wrote:Probably not, as long as you keep it within the same bounds as the naked female Druid grappling the Succubus thread....Dylos wrote:nosig wrote:Not a hot Ifriti couple? Or maybe an Ifriti/Oread, one has the hots for the other, and the other...Dylos wrote:it wouldn't be as bad ... if they weren't both older gamer dudes, playing a hot Aasimari couple...blackbloodtroll wrote:The gaming couple across from you spends the whole scenario making out...but at least they are doing so in character.that would work I guess... wait... the other is just dirty?
ice skating close to the edge aren't we? going to get us deleted
Ok, now I'm curious, where is this thread.
kinevon |
Dylos wrote:Search is your friend. Enjoy.Ok, now I'm curious, where is this thread.
I knew better, I knew someone would ask, but I still mentioned it.
Mea culpa.
And my apologies.
Conman the Bardbarian |
I dreamt last night that I dozed of while GMing The Merchant's Wake. One of the players asked, "Can we speed this up a bit so we can finish?"
"No problem," I said, "we should be able to get through the second half quickly." Then I saw it was 2am and we should have been out of the store about 5 hours ago. "Anyone interested in finishing this out PbP?"
Hopefully it goes better tonight.
Azothath |
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The druid thinks "BUT HE IS A PRIME APE" is a good argument for why his animal companion should be able to use its climb speed on the ceiling of a cave.
Check his climb speed, it should be something like 13, 17, 19, 23, ... otherwise he's not Prime... and you won't let him do it 'cause he's got a divisor... (it's a lot like a detractor)
PrinceRaven |
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When the Lawful Good Paladin thinks that Knee bashing someone with a Tower shield or leg-breaking criminals is a not only good, but lawful practice
Judge Dredd-style Paladins are the best kind of Paladins.
blackbloodtroll |
Dumagand Bal'tok wrote:When the Lawful Good Paladin thinks that Knee bashing someone with a Tower shield or leg-breaking criminals is a not only good, but lawful practiceJudge Dredd-style Paladins are the best kind of Paladins.
Cursed Nude Oracle Arshea-worshiping Paladins are the best.
Rysky |
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PrinceRaven wrote:Cursed Nude Oracle Arshea-worshiping Paladins are the best.Dumagand Bal'tok wrote:When the Lawful Good Paladin thinks that Knee bashing someone with a Tower shield or leg-breaking criminals is a not only good, but lawful practiceJudge Dredd-style Paladins are the best kind of Paladins.
Wait, we have a Nudity Curse? Why was I not informed of this?
Tiny Coffee Golem |
Dylos wrote:blackbloodtroll wrote:The gaming couple across from you spends the whole scenario making out...but at least they are doing so in character.Actually, no. Players, not PCs.
Also, not very attractive, so not much entertainment value.
That kind of behavior is unacceptable in public ... ... Unless you're hot.
FuelDrop |
Hey TCG! Long time no see! It's been a while since we ran into each other on a thread.
Back on topic: You know you're in trouble when you get to the table and the Rogue has just reappeared with a shiny new Fiendish template and an evil talking cat, but is still saying everything's legit.
Yeah, the rogue isn't really that bright. Apparently still good, though we'll see if that lasts.
Tiny Coffee Golem |
Hey TCG! Long time no see! It's been a while since we ran into each other on a thread.
Back on topic: You know you're in trouble when you get to the table and the Rogue has just reappeared with a shiny new Fiendish template and an evil talking cat, but is still saying everything's legit.
Yeah, the rogue isn't really that bright. Apparently still good, though we'll see if that lasts.
Hello. *Waves*