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Crit & Crit wrote:

What makes a monster?

Drejk. Drejk makes monsters.

Excuse me, but I must beg to differ about that.

Marvellous work Porto, I am impressed!

*Bows.*

Why thank you, however, my monsters are more likely to do the eating rather than be the eaten.

KahnyaGnorc has been mistaken for both being a creation of mine AND not being a creation of mine, sometimes simultaneously.

Yes, something about the statement Quiche Lisp has just said is rather odd.

However, more importantly, I have successfully created two new monsters using the DNA of YawarFiesta and crab7.

May I present: Minostacean.

*The first creature seems to be mostly crab-like, but it has hooves at the end of its feet and instead of pincers it has vaguely human hands with its head looking more like a fish and extending from an elongated neck.*

And Crabitaur!

*Stepping forward is a vaguely centaur creature, except that it has the body of a bull instead of a horse. Also, instead of hooves, it has feet like a crab. The creature possesses a human upper torso, but has pincers instead of hands. Its head is like a bull, but the mouth is almost spider-like.*

What do think? Impressive aren't they?

Excuse me, YawarFiesta and crab7, but I was wondering if I could extract some DNA from the both of you to make a new monster or two. It will be completely painless I assure you.

I have concluded my research and can say with absolute certainty that Pulg has everything one would and would not expect. How goes your search for ticks on that kobold Porto?