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Vidmaster7's been clean shaven this entire time, the beard is a fake!

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I have recently been in a "Jumanji fix" recently.

What's your personal theory about it (the original movie I'm talking about for those that have seen it).

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Hmm, I wonder...

*Treats Vidmaster7 to a luxury spa break, where he has a wash, a shave and a trim, revealing the handsome and youthful looking man that he is underneath all the hair.*

Looks like you should have a spa day more often, Vidmaster7, it does a world of wonders for you!

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Indeed! Although I was actually talking about THAT!

*Points to a destroyed robotic suit leaning on the far wall.*

I can't let my people know that I'm EXACTLY like them, I have a reputation to protect!

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I also have a beard I take care of, particularly because IHIYC STILL hasn't fixed my suit!

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*As IHIYC rams his blender into the head of Emperor Velo the XXVII, he gets a shock.*

*KABOOM!!*

*The head of Emperor Velo the XXVII promptly explodes.*

Hey! Watch where you are going and what you're doing you idiot!

*A small figure (the source of the voice) climbs out of the robotic body.*

Do you know just HOW LONG it took me to build this thing?!

*The figure, which resembles a regal (and more intelligent) version of Poog glares at IHIYC.*

Now YOU are going to repair it! And how did you get here anyway?!