Trekkie90909's goal in life is to be present at the Armageddon if not causing it directly.
Molten Dragon didn't want anyone saying anything bad about him, so he hid this thread for 12 days.
Loving Kat's Eye is easy 'cause he's got 0% finance and glow-in-the-dark fins for a limited time only, oooeeeooooeoooeeeoooo
Pulg is the most successful used car salesperson in the world.
KG does not have a single body hair.
GT moonlights as Australia's Flying Waxer
Pulg can only fly on commercial airlines if he is in a pet carrier which is marked "Live Animals".
MD is no longer allowed to fly commercial, after the incident with the "live cargo" and the fire.
I'm Hiding In Your Closet was the drummer in a hair metal band in the 80's.
Ventnor is really just a kobold hiding behind a screen with the profile picture of a dragon, trying to convince himself that online, he truly is the dragon that he could never be in the crushing void of reality...
Man, my Arcane Bond item sucks.
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*walks off stage covered in tomatoes*
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IHIYC's jaws are powerful enough to crush a zebra's femur.
IHIYC has a bonded item too, but given its personal and errr, private nature, we do not ask him about it. As I recall its name was Albert, and it was princely.
When Jeff Harris 982 was in the glorious Royal Navy, he got an unusual tattoo on Jeff Harris 982d. When in a relaxed state, it spells 'H.M.S' (for Her Majesty's Ship); when he contemplates the Duchess of Cornwall and the wrinkles smooth out, it spells 'HaMmerSmith'
Lucky old chap.
IHIYC has not evacuated fluid waste in seventeen years.
GT is eagerly awaiting the prophesied day that IHIYC will evacuate fluids, it is said they have mighty healing powers, or maybe that is just the story GT tells himself.
Before making it big in the used organic fertilizer market, IHIYC was a street vendor selling "rat on a stick".
This entire thread is one giant delusion that I'm Hiding In Your Closet had after eating a stale potato.
KahnyaGnorc likes to turn up at Democratic Party conventions wearing a red, white and blue tailcoat and top hat, a little grey goatee and nothing else, doing a vigorous dance and singing his own name to the tune of 'Do Your Ears Hang Low':
"KahnyaGnorc! Gnorc! Gnorc!
KahynaGnorcy Gnorcy Gnorc!
KahynaGnorcy Gnorcy Gnorc!
KahynaGnorcy Gnorcy Gnorc!"
In their spare time, KahnyaGnorc had been known to lead barbarian hordes on raids.
MD used Raid on barbarian hordes in Leeds.
KahnyaGnorc can be dropped from any height and they will always land on their feet.
KahnyaGnorc is a leading scientist in the field of dropping people and objects to discover what sounds they make when they hit the ground.
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Due to his expertise at hiding within closets IHIYC has worked for the CIA, KGB, and numerous other spy agencies. You'd think one of them would put a hit out on him for what he knows but he has made arrangements for the information to be released if something were to happen to him. And what he knows is really scary.
Uncle Teddy went to Hooters but had to leave after the other customers objected to him hooting. That's what he thought you were supposed to do!
KahnyaGnorc possesses the world's second-most luxurious mustache.
The Avatar of Zon-Kuthon does avatar work for Nethys's crazy half on his days off.
Ventnor's massive draconic head is attached to a tiny gnome body.
GT knows Ventnor's tiny gnome body very well.....he painted it into a horrid version of Venus by Botticelli.