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KahynaGnorc is the reason why Barbie & Ken split up.

Scarab Sages

Pulg officiated at their ill-fated wedding.


I'm Hiding In Your Closet was a member of the paparazzi who covered the whole debacle.


Ventnor caught the bouquet.

Scarab Sages

KahnyaGnorc crashed the wedding to pick up some tail.


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I'm Hiding In Your Closet stole the wedding cake when everyone's back was turned.


Ventnor jumped out of the cake, dressed up as a hoplite and singing 'Bibbity Bobbity Boo' at the groom.


Pulg hooked up with two bridesmaids and a dustmop.


GoatToucher was the dustmop.

Liberty's Edge

Ventnor saw the whole thing, and was disgusted by it.

Scarab Sages

lucky7 presided over the divorce.


IHIYC mediated the property settlement agreement.


Molten Dragon was sawn in half as a part of the property settlement agreement. Or maybe that was just for chuckles.


Pulg wielded the chainsaw.


Cluny the Scourge was one of the lawyers.


KahnyaGnorc is the source of ALL lawyers, for shame!


Jeff Harris 982 hired a team of lawyers to sue the government because he wasn't allowed to "attack the darkness".


MD wrote an Op-Ed that appeared in multiple newspapers defending his friend, the Darkness, against Jeff Harris 982's attacks.


KahnyaGnorc was one of the pundits who covered the story.

Scarab Sages

Ventnor appeared on The Nightly Show with Larry Wilmore to discuss the increasing number of attacks on the Darkness.


IHIYC was kicked off the Fox news channel for his increasingly ascerbic diatribe on persons attacking the darkness.


MD has a talk radio show. Inbetween profanity-filled rants about Illuminati control of the pants zipper industry, he sings about believing in a thing called love, in a very high voice.


Pulg provides the "wim-a-whack" for when MD sings "The Lion Sleeps Tonight."


KahnyaGnorc is a moderately successful beekeeper.

Scarab Sages

Lord Twitchiopolis has the power to instigate spontaneous dance parties in a 30' radius of himself 1/week.


IHIYC follows LT around, hoping to be involved in one of the aforementioned dance parties.


GT is the caterer at those parties where he is trolling for new victims.

Sovereign Court

Schism was one such a victim.


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Avatar of Zon-Kuthon makes sure that he's always 31 feet away from Lord Twitchopolis just in case.

Scarab Sages

Ventnor can bounce around on his tail like Tigger.


IHIYC rides Ventnor like a pogo stick.


KahynaGnorc likes to starch IHIYC, balance him on AoZK, then, with GoatToucher sitting on the other side, use him as a seesaw.


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Pulg likes to sit on a park bench and eye everyone with bad intent.

Scarab Sages

Molten Dragon likes to scoop up occupied park benches, mash them onto other occupied park benches, then eat the resulting mass of pressed flesh, metal, and wood like a submarine sandwich.


When not hiding in closets, IHIYC will, at night, flit through parks making hoot owl noises and scoop up field mice and bop them on the head.


MD's diet consists almost exclusively of flumphs.

Scarab Sages

GoatToucher can roast fruits and vegetables by sticking them in his ear for 30 seconds.


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IHIYC once made a pie consisting of hundreds of smaller pies. It was delicious.


Ventnor's breath weapon can double as an Easy Bake Oven.


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KahnyaGnorc is the only person in the world who has mastered the use of a Difficult-Bake Oven.


Ventnot once ate an entire can of Diff-E-Cult Cheez. The gastrointestinal impact on this act has been monumental.


GoatToucher is in his hammock and a thousand miles away.

'Captain, art tha [redacted] down below?'


Pulg lives behind a mask in his day to day life and lets no one ever see his face.


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The one known as the Talewise is actually Talefoolish


KahnyaGnorc was born with a tail but it was removed at birth. Curiosley, they recently had a zebra tail surgically grafted on to them...


The molten dragon is actually made of molten chocolate.


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Aniuś the Talewise was born Aniuś the Taleignorant and earned a better name after years of study.


Ventnor is the Hero-god of Breathable Gussets.


Pulg met the mirrorverse of himself, named Glup, killed him and took his place.


KahnyaGnorc figured out how to use custom avatars on paizo and was subsequently banned from using any avatar at all.

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