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KahnyaGnorc inadvertently gave Tim Burton inspiration for the character Oogie Boogie, by talking about GoatToucher.

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Avatar of Zon-Kuthon operates a special church in Las Vegas exclusively for one-armed bandits.


IHIYC was in Ewe Boll's closet while he was growing up, whispering to him in his sleep that he would be the greatest movie-maker ever!


KG wishes IHIYC would hide in his closet.


Midgard Serpent was once in my closet, but he succeeded his reflex save and got away.


That must have been one BIG closet.

Kahnya Gnorc's real name is Hanky No Hag.


Schism's real name is Ooshimmywimmywimmyshangagalangabop

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Given that it makes the alias "Pulg" seem preferable, you don't even want to know Pulg's real name.


IHIYC once slept so long that he awakened to see his grand-son all grown up. "You're a joker !" he then said to him.


Quiche Lisp has a braised puppy recipe so good that it will make you rethink your life.


GoatToucher goes shopping wearing a fibre-optic merkin, a top hat and nothing else.


Pulg has the photos to prove it.


Schism loaned Pulg the camera to take those pics, and made 20 x 20 prints for an entire boyscout troop. They headed into the woods and were never seen again.


GM_B helped to develop the light show programmed into the merkin.


GoatToucher makes his own sausages, with goat meat, garlic, broccoli and styrofoam. They taste eerily good, too.


Quiche Lisp is a master sculptor and model builder in the medium of food. His 1:20 scale model of the city of Cairo made entirely of goat cheese and peppermint candies is regarded as one of the greatest artworks in the last 200 years.


...until Uncle Teddy ate it.

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KahnyaGnorc has a bizarre condition that causes her to become progressively denser the higher she goes in a multistory building. One time, she made the mistake of climbing all the way to the top of a New York City skyscraper for sightseeing purposes...it collapsed underneath her, and that's what really happened on 9/11/2001!


IHIYC was the second gunman on the grass knoll, except he was wielding a supersoaker instead of a sub-par Italian sniper rifle.


GM_B actually tried to assassinate Lincoln just before Boothe did, but he was using one of those novelty knives wear the blade sinks into the handle.


KG planned to assassinate Andrew Lincoln after Rick exiled Carol, but then she came back and the plan was shelved.

For now...


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Fun fact :in the latest Jurassic Park movie in the first scene with the science lab; in the background you can see a bottle of GT's famous rump ointment sitting on a shelf.


Factoid: The last group of adventurers to enter the Dragon's layer thought he was a pit of Molten lava. The More You Know!!

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90909 isn't Trekkie90909's zip code, it is the place he came in at the latest Star Trek Enthusiast Contest.


Trekkie's favorite series was Enterprise because anything is improved by the presence of Scott Bakula.

Try it! Ice Cream! Your Aunt Bernice's funeral! Tax season!


GoatToucher has entered the Middle Eastern Star Trek Themed Sweet market - WITH A BULLET! - wowing pundits with his Scott Baklava.


Pulg's surname is Baklava and, due to jokes about it, has sworn vengeance against all who make it!


KahyaGnorc is the creator of baklava (the foodstuff, not the surname) but doesn't want others to know it for fear of all the publicity - and lack of privacy that goes with it - that would result.


When Uncle Teddy's Bear, Fred poops in the woods....he livestreams it

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Krevon has one "The Gamer Lifetime Achievement Award" . . . twice!


Tarrintino has actually made a large number of Hallmark Made-for-TV RomComs under a pseudonym.


KahnyaGnorc is a viagra sales person.


krevon is a customer.


Little known fact about KahnyaGnorc is that wherever you go, they'll be right there waiting for you.


MD's girl likes to party all the time, party all the time, party all the ti-ime.


GoatToucher often joins her to party, however when he is done, normally mental health services needs to be called, to deal with his "party guests."


GM_B is the bad, bad girlfriend from the song of the same title.


KahnyaGnorc only comes out at night, he's the lean and hungry type, nothing you can do, I've seen him before.

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Pulg uses antlers in all of his decorating.


IHIYC is especially good at expectorating.

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GoatToucher wants a guy like Gaston!


AoZK whispered dark speech into GT's ear. That is why he is the way he is.


Belphegor's red eye indicates his battery is low.


Molten Dragon is presently inhaling bacon flavoured toffee.


Pulg, at one time, considered a career as a chicken fancier. He had a long red beard, but his sister's weird. She drives a lorry.


Deep down Louisiana close to New Orleans
Way back up in the woods among the evergreens
There stood a log cabin made by Kirk and Khan
Where lived a country boy named Molten Dragon
Who never ever learned to read or write so well
But he could play the guitar just like a ringing a bell

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KahnyaGnorc is as swift as a coursing river, with all the force of a great typhoon, has all the strength of a raging fire, and is mysterious as the dark side of the moon.


IHIYC has eyes of a hawk! A hawk! A hawk!
Speed of a puma! Puma! Puma!
Ears of a wolf! A wolf! A wolf!
Knees of a badger! Badger! Badger!
Lower intestine of a duck billed platypus! Platypus! Platypus!

etc.


Pulg has got what it takes to survive in the big city.


GT got locked in his own house after one of his victims ate his keys.

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