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Silver Crusade

Sara Marie wrote:

redacted a: rule 32 of the internet: if you can think up a subject matter, someone has made a game about it

redacted b: not to be confused with rule 34

redacted a: Rule 33 is the best

redacted b: if you can think of it, someone has made a cake of it?

redacted c: What's rule 33?

redacted a: its a combonation of rule 32ing rule 34 and rule 34ing rule 32

Soooooo Midnight Isles dating sim yes?

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Sara Marie SHARKS WITH WINGS

Paizo Employee Sales Imp

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Christopher: Just the right blend of sultry feminine and I WILL EAT YOUR FACE.

Dark Archive Customer Service Representative

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CS Erik: hey this is a thing that does this thing which will let your thing be a thing so you should do this thing... that should be a thing

Dark Archive Software Developer

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Ain't no thing.

Lantern Lodge

Cosmo wrote:
Christopher: Just the right blend of sultry feminine and I WILL EAT YOUR FACE.

Ah the wonders of the Paizo art department, I'm sure I will see it some day, whatever it is.

Sovereign Court

Hordshyrd wrote:
Cosmo wrote:
Christopher: Just the right blend of sultry feminine and I WILL EAT YOUR FACE.
Ah the wonders of the Paizo art department, I'm sure I will see it some day, whatever it is.

When I read it originally I thought it was just referring to Diana/Inara in the commercials for the rebroadcast of V that Syfy is doing.

Of course that could be due in part to the fact I was watching V at the time.


Hordshyrd wrote:
Cosmo wrote:
Christopher: Just the right blend of sultry feminine and I WILL EAT YOUR FACE.
Ah the wonders of the Paizo art department, I'm sure I will see it some day, whatever it is.

Actually, I think this pretty accurately describes most of the women I have been involved with in my life (especially if I have just done something irritating...) ;-)


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Sara Marie wrote:

Andrew: Good morning. How are you?

Liz: I am present and accounted for. Anything beyond that will require more coffee.

THIS is 95% of life, distilled into two sentences.

I stand in awe. ;D

Lantern Lodge Customer Service Dire Care Bear Manager

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ashley: i kind of feel like ive been cheated never having heard of kolaches before today.
robot chris: ditto
sara marie: ^

robot chris: my mouth is on fire in a very warm homemade fuzzy way

Lantern Lodge Customer Service Dire Care Bear Manager

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Lissa: I'm not one for infestations but if I were going to choose, I would have to choose puppies.


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We've experienced that once. They were all over the place down at City Hall. The Council tried offering them first as rewards and payment for services rendered. They ended up having to give them away. There were just too many.

They're not certain we got rid of them all, to be quite honest. There's been sightings of things in the trees, and strange noises from beneath the loading dock. Also, food has been disappearing in greater and greater quantities for months.

Sovereign Court

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I think I would prefer an infestation of sloths ... you could see it coming well in advance of it becoming an issue.

Paizo Employee Sales Imp

Just so long as it isn't owls.

Paizo Employee Developer

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Mika: ...So, I got drunk the other night and statted up my mother...

Paizo Employee Chief Technical Officer

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Daigle, Daigle, Daigle.

Here's how it's done:

[Redacted]: ...So, I got drunk the other night and [redacted] my mother...

Contributor

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Vic Wertz wrote:

Daigle, Daigle, Daigle.

Here's how it's done:

[Redacted]: ...So, I got drunk the other night and [redacted] my mother...

And somewhere, a pair of sunglasses just slid down onto Vic's face.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAH!


Vic Wertz wrote:

Daigle, Daigle, Daigle.

Here's how it's done:

[Redacted]: ...So, I got drunk the other night and [redacted] my mother...

You scare me, Vic...

Paizo Employee Developer

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Readerbreeder wrote:
Vic Wertz wrote:

Daigle, Daigle, Daigle.

Here's how it's done:

[Redacted]: ...So, I got drunk the other night and [redacted] my mother...

You scare me, Vic...

To be fair, *you're* the one filling in the blanks. So that's on you. ;)


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Cosmo wrote:
Just so long as it isn't owls.

Or owls.

Lantern Lodge Customer Service Dire Care Bear Manager

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ashley: now pardon me while i clean the dripping sarcasm off my hands.

liz: Careful, dripping sarcasm is sticky

Lantern Lodge Customer Service Dire Care Bear Manager

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ashley: I'm sorry, customer service has been closed indefinitely while we burn it down.


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Someone call the Fire Department? Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!


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Fireman Gob Montag wrote:
Someone call the Fire Department? Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!

Maybe someone should, but I'm gonna grab the graham crackers, marshmallows and chocolate bars. An opportunity like this is not to be wasted!


SnowJade wrote:
An opportunity like this is not to be wasted!

INDEED NOT

Lantern Lodge

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SnowJade wrote:
Fireman Gob Montag wrote:
Someone call the Fire Department? Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!
Maybe someone should, but I'm gonna grab the graham crackers, marshmallows and chocolate bars. An opportunity like this is not to be wasted!

Little known fact the Paizo fire department is in charge of starting the fires, not putting them out.


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Hordshyrd wrote:
SnowJade wrote:
Fireman Gob Montag wrote:
Someone call the Fire Department? Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!
Maybe someone should, but I'm gonna grab the graham crackers, marshmallows and chocolate bars. An opportunity like this is not to be wasted!
Little known fact the Paizo fire department is in charge of starting the fires, not putting them out.

This isn't standard procedure for every fire department? This, ladies and gentlemen, is what's wrong with the world. Thankfully we here have our heads on straight.

It's a FIRE. DEPARTMENT. They FIRE FIGHT. That means FIGHTING WITH FIRE. How is that so hard to understand?


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Or, as Terry Pratchett puts it: do you not see something wrong with paying a group of people for the sole purpose of putting out fires? People being people, there's a pretty fair chance they'll drum up their own business.

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Chemlak wrote:
Or, as Terry Pratchett puts it: do you not see something wrong with paying a group of people for the sole purpose of putting out fires? People being people, there's a pretty fair chance they'll drum up their own business.

Augustus Caesar was famous for this.


Ross Byers wrote:
Chemlak wrote:
Or, as Terry Pratchett puts it: do you not see something wrong with paying a group of people for the sole purpose of putting out fires? People being people, there's a pretty fair chance they'll drum up their own business.
Augustus Caesar was famous for this.

He was? I know that Marcus Licinius Crassus was expert of that business...

Dark Archive Software Developer

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Crystal: I washed it twice, but I couldn't get the smell out.

Paizo Employee Sales Imp

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Liz: Ashley: ... That is a quest that would end in Mythic liver failure for sure

Liberty's Edge

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ONLY FOR THE WEAK

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Drejk wrote:


He was? I know that Marcus Licinius Crassus was expert of that business...

Yeah. His supporters liked to point out he paid for Rome's fire brigades out of his own pocket, for the good of the city.

His opponents pointed out he made a profit on that particular deal, because it was run as a protection racket.


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Cosmo wrote:

Liz: Ashley: ... That is a quest that would end in Mythic liver failure for sure

finally

validation to start with 'okay, so you guys are all in a tavern and...'

Webstore Gninja Minion

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Christopher: I don't know what it does, but everything works after I press it. :D
Gary: either that or goes horribly horribly wrong
Gary: like, mountains of madness wrong


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T3K3L1-L1!!


I hear the sound of someone changing their passwords.

Lantern Lodge Customer Service Dire Care Bear Manager

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gary: i prefer to believe that it is because coffee is the dark sweet mistress giver of life from whom all good things flow

Lantern Lodge Customer Service Dire Care Bear Manager

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robot chris: you stay over there there are definitely no potato wedges here

Lantern Lodge Customer Service Dire Care Bear Manager

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christopher: The thought of chili sauce in open wounds keeps me from doing things I know I shouldn't be doing.

Paizo Employee Sales Imp

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Sara Marie: I didn't know she was fluent in torture.

Paizo Employee Sales Imp

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Sara Marie: chili sauce death match?
Sara Marie: oooh
Sara Marie: My cavalier is gonna start puttin chili powder on her sword!
Sara Marie: :D


Cosmo wrote:
Sara Marie: I didn't know she was fluent in torture.
Cosmo wrote:

Sara Marie: chili sauce death match?

Sara Marie: oooh
Sara Marie: My cavalier is gonna start puttin chili powder on her sword!
Sara Marie: :D

Hmmmmm.

Lantern Lodge Customer Service Dire Care Bear Manager

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Completely unrelated.

I swear.

>.>

<.<

Project Manager

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Ashley: he is cuddly, like porcupine!

Cosmo: Or angry bear! In clown suit!

Digital Products Assistant

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Christopher Fear the butt knives.

Lantern Lodge Customer Service Dire Care Bear Manager

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robot chris: it's called "rumble strutting"

Lantern Lodge Customer Service Dire Care Bear Manager

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lissa: Everyone wants to know cosmo... at first.

Lantern Lodge Customer Service Dire Care Bear Manager

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cosmo: I have some grave news for everyone. After having tasted the Salted Caramel Mocha coffee creamer, I’m sorry to announce that it is terrible and awful and probably poisonous an there isn’t any coffee and you shouldn’t try it at all and it’s all gone and GO AWAYY ITS MINE G*+**!N YOU MIIIIINENEEEEE!!!!!

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