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Chris: Gah! Why are you doing this, you stupid importer! *flails at Adobe*
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Sara Marie: Yes, I *am* evil.
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As I walked in this morning:
Cosmo: I like my coffee like I like my women: covered in BEES!
Today is going to be one of those days I guess :D
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As I walked in this morning:
Cosmo: I like my coffee like I like my women: covered in BEES!
o_O
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As I walked in this morning:
Cosmo: I like my coffee like I like my women: covered in BEES!
Today is going to be one of those days I guess :D
At least he didn't use the "In a plastic cup" finish to that one.
Oh, Mr. Izzard, we love you so.
Ross: "Every now and then I wonder: 'Why is it so dark in here?' Then I remember that I can fix that. I am in a building and there is a light switch."
Exactly my noon today, as we have stormy weather currently.
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Paizo staff's favorite ice cream?
I really wish I could remember Cosmo's comment about Jason's fake stache at PaizoCon.
Megan's computer: "Hotel California"
...ugh
"Man, come on, I had a rough night, and I hate The F'king Eagles, man." (NSFW language)
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Cosmo: "Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo."
Great White Buffalo
Great White Buffalogreat white buffalo
Cosmo: "Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo."
Ah, the complexities of the English language...
More, Paizoites, more!
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Cosmo: "I want to solve my problems with pugilistic science!!"
Cosmo: "Cosmo won't smash...this time!!"
Cosmo: "Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo."
Someone was thinking was too hard on that explanation.
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Cosmo: As the Customer Service department goes quietly...insane!
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Cosmo: As the Customer Service department goes quietly...insane!Wait ... your Customer Service department is quiet?!?! With Cosmo in the house?!?!!?
I call shenanigans!!!
At will, the mustache as an immediate action generates a 10' sphere of silence centered upon itself. I bet you can't even hear him sneaking up behind you right now.
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Oh, did we REALLY want to start this folks?
Erhem. A brief reading, from the RECORD:
(The names have not been changed as no one is innocent)
“The pointing adds emphasis to my Truth! Stop laughing at my Truth!”
—Sean K Reynolds, on the value of pointing. 10/1/08
“I believe that she’s done so much hillbilly heroine that her causal connections are poor.”
—Erik Mona, Political Editor. 11/20/08
“I always thought he was ‘gish,’ not swish.”
—Jason Bulmahn on Seltyiel’s sexuality, 8/5/09
Sarah: “What’s that word?”
Sutter: “It’s a fish.”
—Confirming all of our concerns about art directors, 9/23/09
“Isn’t it gauche to wear white after the apocalypse?”
—James Sutter, 11/09/09
“Shut up and keep shaving!”
—Rob McCreary, 04/14/10
James: “Phase Crabs!”
Wes: “You'd need ghost touch shampoo to get rid of those!”
—On spectral itching, 4/29/10
“I’m dwarf curious.”
—Erik Mona, closeted dwarf
“So long as it’s clear that the mu secretions come from the spores and not some other kind of mu.”
—Mark Moreland, obviously not a crazy person, 10/19/10
*Disgusted* “Aggggh. There’s baby on the eraser.”
—Mama Judy, 10/21/10
“Hey, you know how we’ve be planning to start that big band? Wanta go practice in front of Rob’s place?”
“Sure! I’ll bring my fireworks.”
“I’ll play the gun!”
—Wes, James, and Sutter, planning to welcome Rob’s jumpy new puppy to the neighborhood. 2/16/11
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Oh, did we REALLY want to start this folks?
As serious as I can be on this topic: Wes, you need to publish this in a book. Make sure you do it while I'm still alive.
Edit: Also...yes, yes we do. At length.
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"If you have arms, you probably need underwear."
—Judy Bauer, 11/18/10
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Megan A: You do important things all day.
Megan A: You fight the tax man with a katana when I'm not looking.
Chris Self: No...
Chris Self: I fight the banks in India.
Chris Self: And the scammers in South Africa.
Chris Self: Compared to them, the tax man is my buddy.
Chris Self: He won't shank me in the back. I get to see him coming.
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Crystal: That'll get you punched in the junk. Multiple times.
Andrew: Don't punch people in the junk.
Crystal: This'll start a whole campaign of punching people in the junk!
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Judy: So, just to make it more impossible for the players?
Mark: Right!
