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19 posts. Alias of Orthos.


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Scintillae wrote:
DungeonmasterCal wrote:
Very neat. I don't use elementals enough in my games.
Does it mean that when they do appear, they're elementals of surprise?

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Scintillae wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
The Vagrant Erudite wrote:

So I went to the store today, and I got myself one of those Starbucks Double Shot cans.

The can says "shake lightly".

So I shake it on the way out the store - but not lightly. I figure "coffee isn't carbonated" - and I have that thing moving like a s@@~ty nanny trying to shut an infant up in the 80s.

You can guess where it goes from here.

Tala is sitting next to me in the car, and when I open it, it gets in her face, her hair, all over her chest...

...so basically, what I'm saying is, I bu-coffee'd her.

HAHAHAHAHHAAAAAA

More seriously, be careful. The contents are under pressure and the explosion could have been bad.

It wasn't hot coffee. That was iced iced baby.

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quibblemuch wrote:

I’ve been very muscularly tight lately, so I’m trying a new Russian stretching program. It involves stances like Flying Mortar & Pestle or Chicken-Legged Hut. You know...

Baba Yoga.

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NobodysHome wrote:

GothBard: I'm thinking about getting us an air fryer.

NobodysHome: Is that something related to a flying nun?
(Loooooong pause...)

GB: That was... amazing.

"Amazing" is such a useful adjective to describe both the good and the bad...

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Scintillae wrote:
Orthos wrote:
I just bought and installed some shoe sole inserts. The effect was almost immediate. Need to be better about keeping them up to date and in good condition.
It is of paramount importance to tend to your immortal sole.

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Scintillae wrote:
MissingNo wrote:
The Vagrant Erudite wrote:
Wait. What is going on with the forums where Orthos can quote gran before gran's post is up?

!t is @ my$+€ry

a &liשμy m¥§teГฯ

Might solve a mystery...or rewrite history! DuckTales! Woo-oo!

Na nana na NAAAAAAAAA!!


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Pillbug Toenibbler wrote:
Farael the Fallen wrote:
Acolyte of Leafar the Loved wrote:

All hail His return!

And that's all you're getting from me, Master.

These days, I'm too busy organizing communist Wal-Mart marches and making out with hawt roller derby chicks to sing your praises.

One day Leafar said to his disciples, "Let us go over to the other side of the Elddim Sea." So they got into a boat and set out.

As they sailed, he fell asleep. A storm came down on the sea, so that the boat was being swamped, and they were in great danger.

The disciples went and woke him, saying, "Master, Master, we're going to drown!" Leafar woke up and rebuked the wind and the raging waters; the storm subsided, and all was calm.

"Where is your faith?" Leafar asked his disciples; he then went back to sleep. In fear and amazement they asked one another, "Who is this? He commands even the storms, and they obey him."

~Book of Leafar 8:22-25

"Then the GM, in Her infinite wisdom and dwindling exhausted patience, declared: 'I told you repeatedly we aren't playing mythic characters, especially not with your extra-b0rken self-created abilities. Fiat falls, Leafar dies.' The rest of the players would have been happy, if not for their empty rumbling stomachs. For Farael had once again 'forgotten' to bring the food. And so, in the frozen living room of Nador, they were forced to eat Leafar the Lost's player. And there was much rejoicing."

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DO DO DOOOOOOOOOOO


Tuna Fish Slaad wrote:

Sings

The Slaad Boat

The horn's sections kicks in

Soon we'll be sinking another run

more horns and trumpets

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baron arem heshvaun wrote:
Lisa Stevens wrote:

"Paizo Acquires Disney" I have always wanted to own a Magic Kingdom.

Besides, they now own Star Wars. Owning Disney would be even better than owning a life-sized Millennium Falcon. :)

Epilogue

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And thus, it is written, with the monumental funding that was needed, the near endless child laborer gathered, with his vision and will channeled to the great task, Grand Moff Vic Wertz begun his life long dream of constructing a life-sized and fully operational Death Star III, bringing a New Order to the world, and the rest of the Over Sector.

*cue Imperial March*


Lindisty wrote:
enters, pausing expectantly for her trombone fanfare

DO DO DOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!


Kajehase wrote:

He's fat, he's round

He's taking Bristol City down
Benny Hill, Benny Hill

(Chanted by the fans of Bristol City during the brief time Benny Lennartsson served as manager there.)

*switches to sax*


*marches through the thread*