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*sits quietly in europe*
Naked of course, because, its europe.
I gotta visit you.
You guys have milkmaids, right?
*sits quietly in europe*
Naked of course, because, its europe.
I gotta visit you.
You guys have milkmaids, right?
What's with the milk maids by the way, what do you like about them?
Also, what is a milk maid?
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Weird. Post got eaten. Anyway, long story short, official police statement came out that it was a kid with an AirSoft pistol and that "no threats were made".
Given "official police statement" vs. "what my friend said she saw with her own eyes", I will politely disagree with the assessments of "no threats", though I'm sure they're using the legalese that there weren't any direct threats against named individuals.
Ah, well. I'm hoping the kid gets the help he needs.
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*sits quietly in europe*
Naked of course, because, its europe.
I gotta visit you.
You guys have milkmaids, right?
What's with the milk maids by the way, what do you like about them?
Also, what is a milk maid?
I love milk.
I love people that provide milk.
I am a heterosexual cis male.
Milkmaids are the best of all possible combinations.
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*sits quietly in europe*
Naked of course, because, its europe.
I gotta visit you.
You guys have milkmaids, right?
What's with the milk maids by the way, what do you like about them?
Also, what is a milk maid?
I love milk.
I love people that provide milk.
I am a heterosexual cis male.
Milkmaids are the best of all possible combinations.
Well, I was going to say that the animal provides the milk, and the milkmaid just transfers it into a container, but this is Freehold, so...
Well, I was going to say that the animal provides the milk, and the milkmaid just transfers it into a container, but this is Freehold, so...*sits quietly in europe*
Naked of course, because, its europe.
I gotta visit you.
You guys have milkmaids, right?
What's with the milk maids by the way, what do you like about them?
Also, what is a milk maid?
I love milk.
I love people that provide milk.
I am a heterosexual cis male.
Milkmaids are the best of all possible combinations.
lol!
*sits quietly in europe*
Naked of course, because, its europe.
I gotta visit you.
You guys have milkmaids, right?
What's with the milk maids by the way, what do you like about them?
Also, what is a milk maid?
I love milk.
I love people that provide milk.
I am a heterosexual cis male.
Milkmaids are the best of all possible combinations.
Ah, well I knew french maids were a thing, I guess milk maids aren't that much of a stretch.
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Ah, well I knew french maids were a thing, I guess milk maids aren't that much of a stretch.*sits quietly in europe*
Naked of course, because, its europe.
I gotta visit you.
You guys have milkmaids, right?
What's with the milk maids by the way, what do you like about them?
Also, what is a milk maid?
I love milk.
I love people that provide milk.
I am a heterosexual cis male.
Milkmaids are the best of all possible combinations.
I also love french maids. But I didnt want that to be a factor in my love of milkmaids as milkmaids are rarely french maids.
Lol
Well, I was going to say that the animal provides the milk, and the milkmaid just transfers it into a container, but this is Freehold, so...*sits quietly in europe*
Naked of course, because, its europe.
I gotta visit you.
You guys have milkmaids, right?
What's with the milk maids by the way, what do you like about them?
Also, what is a milk maid?
I love milk.
I love people that provide milk.
I am a heterosexual cis male.
Milkmaids are the best of all possible combinations.
I am sure there are coconut, almond, hemp, oat, pistachio, and rice milkmaids out there...
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*sits quietly in europe*
Naked of course, because, its europe.
I gotta visit you.
You guys have milkmaids, right?
What's with the milk maids by the way, what do you like about them?
Also, what is a milk maid?
A boxum woman, preferably wearing a corset and saucy skirt with a preference for cuddling on cold winter's nights and a weakness for fine beer and for having a face buried betwixt their breasts.
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A boxum woman, preferably wearing a corset and saucy skirt with a preference for cuddling on cold winter's nights and a weakness for fine beer and for having a face buried betwixt their breasts.*sits quietly in europe*
Naked of course, because, its europe.
I gotta visit you.
You guys have milkmaids, right?
What's with the milk maids by the way, what do you like about them?
Also, what is a milk maid?
>_>
<_<
I don't know what you are talking about.
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Considering I've lived most of my life in the land of cheese and beer I think I'd know.
Every county literally elects a Dairy Queen every year.
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Considering I've lived most of my life in the land of cheese and beer I think I'd know.
Every county literally elects a Dairy Queen every year.
...how many counties are there again?
And is there a place on the internet I might gaze upon said...dairy queens?
For research, of course.
I'd imagine a quick image search will do, otherwise check the bureau of Wisconsin tourism.
A lot of places in Wisconsin still don't have reliable internet service.
Co-worker can't get it in Avoca for instance and even the General's family in New Glarus barely have the internet.
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Where "I can shave an angry bear with a skid loader" came from.
About twelve years ago when coworker (plus the other two co-workers) worked for a different company I'd spent an entire week digging trenches for 3,000 feet of wall and unloading blocks from countless trucks (three walls, each one ten feet tall set six feet back from the last one, so a lot of block goes into 3,000 feet long and thirty feet tall walls.
So, of course with such a big wall we used a laser transit to check the grade as I dug with the skid loader and at about ten in the morning on Friday as we finish up co-worker says "Do you realize you just dug out 3,000 feet with a machine and was never off by more than a quarter inch, and then you also unloaded 60 pallets of block, I bet if we put a razor on the front of that you could shave an angry bear!" To which I reply "You find a bear and I'll get the duct tape and razor!".
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When I applied at the current job I had the owner and general manager listening to Alice's Restaurant trying to figure out what it had to do with landscaping.
All because I put down in special skills "Found Grammy Alice" right after "Can shave an angry bear with a skid loader" and "Situational awareness".
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A boxum woman, preferably wearing a corset and saucy skirt with a preference for cuddling on cold winter's nights and a weakness for fine beer and for having a face buried betwixt their breasts.
I favorited this solely due to the use of "betwixt".
It's simply not a word that gets much use outside of Mark Twain.
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Have I mentioned how much I love Impus Major?
The senior trip was supposed to be a bus ride down to Santa Cruz, but the bus company suddenly raised their rates to the point that the seniors weren't willing to pay for it any more, so they had a quick meeting and...
decided to rent a bounce house in Memorial Park instead!!
Now, not only is the entire senior class going to share a bounce house in the middle of the park, but Impus Major is complaining that he can't sign his own waiver about the possibility of being injured in the bounce house, and that he can't have me there as a chaperone.
Because h*** yes I'd take the day off work to chaperone a bouncy house in the park!
A boxum woman, preferably wearing a corset and saucy skirt with a preference for cuddling on cold winter's nights and a weakness for fine beer and for having a face buried betwixt their breasts.I favorited this solely due to the use of "betwixt".
It's simply not a word that gets much use outside of Mark Twain.
I use it regularly...
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Of course you realize, I'll now work it into every conversation for the rest of the week.
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Of course you realize, I'll now work it into every conversation for the rest of the week.
Betwixt building walls and shaving bears.
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I'm calling this week's new guys Crew & La Crosse.
Because they're brothers and they look like their parents bought them college scholarships by pretending they're in crew or la crosse.
Anyone seen Vid around?
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Its interesting I haven't checked on this in like a month and the one night I decide to look into it is when people are asking about me.
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I refuse.
*gives puppy dog eyes*
Well that thing has gotten bigger.
Welcome back, Vidmaster7. You have been missed.
Thanks!
*hoot-roars at Vid*
So just to shorten that did you just Hoar at me?
That is true. My beard is quite hoary.
Let's just be grateful you didn't whoop-roar at me...
Didn't doctor strange (comic I don't think he's said it in a movie) used to say "by the hoary hosts of Hoggoth" or something like that? Where they hoary I wonder because they were like ghost like?