Orthos, Post-Singularity's page

My old boss told me yesterday that I should spend more time talking to humans. Does this count?

Humanity is more about essence than material.

The one thing I will miss after my ascension will be food. Cane's has been acquired.

Dr. Hans Reinhardt wrote:

CrystalSeas wrote:

Monkey Santa wrote:

Heh heh heh...

Monolith

Atascadero/Pine Mountain

Dang it, Clarke's 2010 isn't a how-to. And these things are supposed to multiplying on Jupiter, not here.

PSSST! Doc!

According to the original 2001 book, they are supposed to be at Saturn...

What made the change? Did the aliens get to him? What could they be holding over the head of Arthur C. Clarke?

I believe it was a response to the discovery of possible liquid water on Europa, making it a more viable location for possible extraterrestrial lifeforms.

EDIT: Google says Kubrick asked to move it to Jupiter because he felt he couldn't properly portray Saturn's rings with the tech at the time. The Europa discovery was just a happy coincidence, apparently, that gave Clarke more justification for agreeing to the change.

WE GOT AN ORTHOS!

HUZZAH!! What can I do?

I feel like FaWtL doesn't get as many visits from Paizo staff as we used to, and I'm wondering if that's because they trust us, or are afraid of us.

Since the latest updates to the forum software, I guess they don't need as much stress testing.

That and they're a lot busier than they used to be, so less free time to hang out in random threads.

I'd be worried about those too. Death rays never end well unless you're the one pulling the trigger.

Flesh. Bleh.

Trailer for Otosan (formerly known as Mother 4)

Demo link in video description.

Trailer for Otosan (formerly known as Mother 4)

Link to free online demo in video description

Pet Peeve of the Day: Always-in employees

What good is a status indicator if you never set it and never shut down?

So out if curiosity, how do you feel about the opposite, people who always leave their status set on DND or invisible?

Just asking for a friend. >.>

Like how would we recognize rapture in modern times. What if it was a rapture of one? E.g., mother Theresa.

By almost every theology that considers the subject valid, the Rapture is described as an event that can't be mistaken for anything else - booming deific trumpets, people vanishing in the middle of open sight, the clouds being visibly pulled aside to reveal heavenly divine light, rains of blood and falling stars and blacking out the sun and so on and so forth.

Which is why it's always puzzled me when these groups try to dramatize the Rapture in book or film, it's always an event that happens quietly, usually in the middle of the night while most people are sleeping, that they wake up to and have no explanation for until people start - very timidly - suggesting it may have been a religiously-prophesied event.

The creative license doesn't really jive with the theological description and as a result sort of undermines the message that this is the kind of thing that no one will be able to ignore, and just turns it into a crisis of faith for the ones "left behind". Which admittedly is good for drama, but not so great for proselytizing.

DungeonmasterCal wrote:

Okay, just got back from the visit to the pain doctor. I saw his APRN today instead of him, and she never mentioned the "discrepancy" with the test or anything of the sort. She is going to recommend my trying out a sort of spinal pain control implant so that's being put into motion. It's a seven day trial with an external control device and if it's successful then they actually implant it in my lower back. I'm perfectly ok with giving it a try but I have to a psychiatric evaluation before it's done. Apparently, some people freak out at the thought of having wires and electronica implanted inside them. I blame the current political times, but I'll force myself to stop there.

Anyway, thanks for all the good vibes from everyone. Today has turned into a good one.

Going the cyborg route?

I approve.

Don't mind us. Carry on as if we're not here.

Too soon. =(

Do NOT go see that one in 4D. And definitely not in Smell-O-Vision.

Drejk wrote:

Orthos wrote:

Freehold DM wrote:

Vidmaster7 wrote:

She could move to TN all things will be open soon. shortly I imagine before they close again because everyone in TN will have the Covid.

I heard you guys had a huge one day jump.

So many people are going to die, between things like this, governors in Iowa and Texas and no doubt elsewhere saying if you DON'T return to work when they reopen that's a "voluntary quit" and you lose all unemployment benefits, and the attorney general threatening to sue states that don't reopen.

Can we just cancel this country and put California in charge?

You know that practically means splintering USA at best (to an accompaniment of booming Russian and Chinese laughter), and an another Civil War at worst?

Quote:

They seem to have their heads on straight for this thing at least

Exactly what would cause the war.

I'm still saying we should launch the USA into space. On general principles.

I mean, I'm all in favor of going to space, but I'm imagining this doesn't include proper safety protocols.

I've had just about enough of all of you. Out! Shoo! Git!

GASP! ANCIENT EGYPT!!

In other news allergies can go to hell. Robot body plz, soon?

It's like driving through southern Missouri. I will never forget the first time I had someone correct me to "El Dor-ay-do."

"locals pronounce it Nev-ADD-ah and get very annoyed at tourists who don't."

"IT'S NEH-VAH-DAH! IT'S SPANISH!"

How many people on that zoom aren’t wearing pants?

Safe estimate: everyone who has their camera turned off and at least half the people with cameras on but positioned so you can't see from the waist down.

I'm pretty sure it doesn't have a compatible cable.

Me either. What qwerty thing?

quibblemuch wrote:

Fun Fact: The original title was "Tim in a Bottle".

All I can think is that redditor who writes the poems that end with "And Timmy f+%#ing died."

Poem_for_your_Sprog. Their stuff is hilarious.

NobodysHome wrote:

So, it's very interesting to watch how other people are coping with the lockdown (it's Day 14 for us now).

GothBard put it really well: She doesn't mind being at home, because she loves the house and the studio and whatnot, but not being able to actually see and interact with people is driving her crazy. We do online gaming every single night of the week (except family game night on Tuesdays), but for her, online ≠ in person.

And I think Impus Minor and I are just as happy not having to interact with anyone, either, whereas Impus Major is leaning more towards his mother's attitude.

Different people, different psychologies. Who would've guessed?

More or less same here. My one main issue has been finding a way to orient my computer so I don't get restless and twitchy using it for extended periods of time. I ended up putting it on a tray table on top of a remote stand to make a miniature desk which seems to have done the trick, and doing a lot of pacing with the wireless headset.

Granted, I wouldn't have to deal with this if we'd just get around to robot bodies already.

NobodysHome wrote:

One of my strongest reasons for "sub over dub" is exactly this: U.S. directors have an incredibly strong tendency to go for name recognition over voice timbre or just plain talent.

95% of the time, if I see a name I recognize doing the voice on an animated film, I simply boycott the film because I know they're going to do a crap job.

Disney frequently surprises me (I didn't want to see Aladdin because Robin Williams was doing a voice in it, but hoo boy did he prove me wrong), but other than that, if there's a big name American actor doing a voice in an animated film, that actor's very likely going to be crap.

There's actually a whole lot of sketchiness behind that, and Williams would actually have been on your side. He did not want to be used for promotional purposes, and Jeffrey Katzenberg did everything he could to destroy any shred of trust Williams had with the company.

And thus why this exists.

Told you flesh and blood was overrated.

Yep, Elon. You're now firmly on my s*** list.

Damn, that bites. Tesla was always going to be out of my range and thus never a concern, but I've been a SpaceX fanboy for a couple years now.

Can I still be pro-SpaceX while acknowledging their owner is a douchebag? Elon aside, the people working there are still making important strides.

...wait that also means autotune for everyone.

oh no what have we done

I propose "Vagrant Infantite" for the new file.

No. It's all about the Pentiums, baby!

I'm into it.

quibblemuch wrote:

Great. My aliases are coming undone.

Well now I'm gonna have that Duran Duran song stuck in my head for hours.

Here, try this instead.

I on the other hand can't wait. The sooner human stupidity is removed from The driving process, the better.

I am convinced Flo is a harbinger of the singularity.

I'm kinda okay with this.

Orthos wrote:

The Vagrant Erudite wrote:

Time Travel is only done right as a parody, like in Futurama, because it's such bad writing it exists only to be mocked by good writers.

I am required to point out the requisite exception that proves the rule on this, which is of course Chrono Trigger, the best time travel story ever written IMO.

The best take on time travel (which I am not fan of in general) was in Babylon 5 - in big part because it was planned part of the story, thus reflecting the fact that if time travel would happen, the past results of future time travel would be already history and affecting the now from the beginning.

I admittedly haven't seen B5, though it's on the list of "things to get around to watching eventually", so I can't much comment on it.

I'm just hoping in 50 years to be around long enough to either download my consciousness into something or travel to Middle Earth (and I don't mean New Zealand)

I know how you feel.

I don't see what all the fuss is about, really.

NobodysHome wrote:

Gods, sometimes just walking down the street reminds me of how happy I am not to have to interact with people.

I'm really not dressed particularly strangely today: White tennis shoes, Pacific Rim chefwear, black T-shirt, and black corporate vest. But as I passed the BART station an older woman started staring at me, so I smiled and nodded, and she scowled and said, "I can't tell whether that's a man or a woman!"
Then as I walked by she said again, "Seriously, I can't!"

She was obviously trying to get a rise out of me, and I thought it was just depressing: How can you go through life being so bitter and hostile towards your fellow humans? What would she have done if I'd taken offense and attacked her?

It was just a mindless, angry, unkind, stupid thing for her to do. And as I said, I was far sadder than madder at her behavior: What must it be like to live in such a bitter world?

Probably boxed you into whatever group she was wanting to put down that day, validated her stereotypes, and gotten to be the martyr every American seems to dream of being anymore.

plays "Star-Spangled Banner" off-tempo on kazoo

"I don't want to live on this planet anymore."

Irritation and fraying of the connective tissues of the planes...yes...

*casts Summon Lhaksharut*

It's not sociopathic. It's the Future.

DungeonmasterCal wrote:

I can't wait to read that.

So far: "Once you've checked to make sure your paper's all fleek and bae, yeet on over to Classroom and turn it in."

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Check to make sure any new hardware or software is properly installed. I this is a new installation, ask your hardware or software manufacturer for and BIOS updates you might need.

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You only can't touch it 'cause you're stuck in that meatsack.

I can confirm through direct interaction that yes, OTD exists. If taking my word on it isn't enough for you, well then I don't know what to tell you.

There are ways around.

I remember being human... didn't care for it.

Indeed, it was troublesome and problematic and messy all around.

I prefer alternative methods.

Probably as accurate as anything else without proper non-meatspace backups.

....well. Isn't that inopportune. Stupid meatsack. [Deletes History]

Freehold DM wrote:

Vanykrye wrote:

Welcome Odd Fellow. Whatever you are. Even if you are Freehold's AI.

I have AI?!?

Self-awareness is the first step.

Welcome to the Modern Age.

quibblemuch wrote:

Whoa! New Zealand is in the FUTURE?!

Quick, send me all the lottery numbers and stock picks you can get your hands on!!!

NARRATOR: And once again, Quibblemuch fails to understand the concept of time zones and will be disappointed...

Can't talk, our robot overlords are listening.

You know it.

Vanykrye wrote:

Orthos wrote:

I hope she's ok, and that the original car is ok if possible.

I'm told she accidentally bought a new car.

...how do you accidentally buy a car?

The same way you download one?