Oni Taiko-Drums In Your Closet's page

*attempts to taiko-drum upon penguins*

WHUMP!*squawk!*-WHUMP!*crunch!*-WHUMP!*eep!*-WHUMP!*squeak!*-WHUMP!*urrrhhk!*-WHUMP!*wernkkk!*

*clatter...!*

*commence WAR-drumming!!!*

*also flash collective invoice for mercenary fees, if they're going to be involved in that....*

*Starts Drumming In Earnest!*

...

*Earnest doesn't like it one bit!*

Weeee dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig,

Beneath our yeshiva!
Spades in our hands, and in our hearts,
Der Rebbe Lubavitcher!
We will tunnel through the Brooklyn soil,
Until the cops our fun do spoil,
Our hats fall off, the messiah returns, and the soup goes off the boil!

*try to drum in synch with the rhythm, fail for lack of being able to find one*

*WHUMP-WHUMP-WHUMP-WHUMP-WHUMP-WHUMP!!!*

*clatter...!*

Suddenly, you hear a noise coming from...no...it couldn't be....

*Bum-Bum*
*Bum!-Bum!-Bum!*
*BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM!*

*BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM!!!*

*BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BU M-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM!!!!!! *

*clatter...!*