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Mit ein Tiger Poop Kanonen?
The Unoffical JMD031 Bad Pun Countdown Thread

I been covered in cabbage, I'm Swabian 'n' proud
I got a little pickle on my Pickelhaube, but I'm still,

Wilheim.

I get a rash on my freshly shaved man-garden
Every time I go to Baden Baden, but I'm still,

Wilheim.

AND I'VE BEEN FROM DRESDEN TO SCHLESWIG HOLSTEIN
I'VE FLOATED UP AND DOWN THE RHINE
I'VE EATEN EVERY KIND OF SAUSAGE THAT'S EVER BEEN MADE
BUSTED THE SCALES THE LAST TIME I GOT WEIGHED
AND IF YOU GIVE ME SPÄTLESE WINE
AND SOME GHERKINS IN BRINE
I'LL BE WILHEIM,
DIEFEURIGEENDEDERCREMEPOSAUNEDASSMUTTERÜBERREDETWALGRUMPGRENZENDEROBLIGATOR ISCHENKNACKIGENAPOKALYPTISCHENSCHNITTLAUCHKÄFIGZUÜBERWINDEN!