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:this takes several hours, during which muffled inhuman howls of despair/ecstasy/revulsion/delight/shame can be heard:


Looks like I'm going to need backup on this. Deputy!

Sovereign Court

Don't be such a buzz kill! Live a little! Anyway, I've got the food, the decorations, the entertainment (blackjack, pin the tail on the donkey, succubus strippers, etc), now all we need is live band! Regardless of what is still required, I declare this party in full swing!

*Pops a party popper.*

Now, to have some fun and get sinking drunk!

*Starts drinking some extra strength rum straight from the bottle.*


Whew. No one found the extra-extra strength rum I was hiding.


WOT!?! I'M SICK FER A COUPLE DAYS AN EVERYONE GOES AWAY!!!!


NO! I HAD THIS ONE LOCKED DOWN! HOW DARE YOU!?

Sovereign Court

Cool, this thread is back in full swing! And with it being Friday soon, the party is gonna start all over again! WOOHOO! :-)


NO! NO PARTY! I HAD WON! I HAD WOOOOOOOOON!!!

Silver Crusade

No, is it me?


Ventnor wrote:
NO! NO PARTY! I HAD WON! I HAD WOOOOOOOOON!!!

I really don't think anyone is going to win unless this becomes a dead thread... the problem with this thread in particular is that you think you might have won, but then someone finds it and posts again...

Heck... I think it was dead for a while then someone necroed it...

Well, the party continues... What kind of snacks are we having?


Crystallized internet rage cakes.


*Takes one and chips a tooth on trying to bite one*

"Ow! Why are you serving these?"


Oh, you forgot the salt.

Scarab Sages

Try these sugared dust bunnies - a Closetese specialty!


"Yum toe cheese my favorite."

Scarab Sages

Paizo Superscriber; Pathfinder Companion, Pathfinder Accessories Subscriber; Starfinder Charter Superscriber
Ventnor wrote:
NO! NO PARTY! I HAD WON! I HAD WOOOOOOOOON!!!

Welcome to the ranks of almost reached the 7 day win limit.


Blah blah blah blah.


Has anyone told you that you sound like Charlie Brown's teacher?


Message board troll wrote:
WOT!?! I'M SICK FER A COUPLE DAYS AN EVERYONE GOES AWAY!!!!

Why do you think everyone stay away for a couple of days! PEEYEWWW!!!

Sovereign Court

Ladies and gentlemen, please give a warm welcome for our live band The Lords of Hell and their latest number one hit 'We will dominate you'.


I have to say, I'm unimpressed. I played one of their records backwards and not a single fiend was summoned!


What did you expect from a polka band?

Scarab Sages

I played one of their records backward and heard a Kennedy speech.


"Ich bin ein teufel."

Sovereign Court

Alright guys, time for truth or dare!

*cue the 'da da da!' music.

Next poster, pick your poison!

Dark Archive

Truth!


You will never win this thread.

Next!


POOG!!

*GNyahahahaha*

Dark Archive

*shanks Poog*

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-hahahahaha!!!


Huh? Whazzat?

Zarongel help Poog, close wounds.

*Shanks Skiron in return*

Sovereign Court

Whoa, whoa, whoa! The shankfest ain't until tonight, so just wait OK?


Yeah, everyone knows that the shivfest comes first!


Nobody should come near Ventnor, we all know where that shiv's been.


Actually, you don't.

If that frightens you, then you are not insane.


GoatToucher knows where that shiv has been.

Scarab Sages

Reginald pricked his thumb on it, poor thing....

Sovereign Court

Hmmm, seems the party is missing something.

*Has an epiphany!*

Of course, party crashers! Fortunately, I know just the guys!

*Brings in Mogu and Zandalari troll friends, hilariousness and craziness ensues. But good fun is still had by all.*


I invited Rovagug. Is that okay with everyone?

Scarab Sages

OOOH! *phones up Groetus*


:steeples fingers: Yesss... summon the Mad Moon.

Sovereign Court

Yeah, the more the merrier I say!

*The rest of Golarion's deities (both the deceased and the still alive ones) join the fun.*


Well I tried to call Aroden but all I got was his answering machine.


Try faxing him instead.


*bleep blorp fzzzzz* where's R2-FU when you need him??

Liberty's Edge

*PPPPPPHHHHHBBBBBT!*

Grand Lodge

Wha?

Liberty's Edge

*ZZZZZZORTF'TANG-F'TANG-F'TANG!!!*


Hey Fu, I heard you were about to be replaced.


O - A biscuit barrel...... no votes!

Who's the bonehead, btw?


Avatar of Zon-Kuthon wrote:

Yeah, the more the merrier I say!

*The rest of Golarion's deities (both the deceased and the still alive ones) join the fun.*

Everyone run! Rovagug has escaped from his prison to.... trample our party? Screw you ya big buggy jerk!

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