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That's nothing, Shelyn wants to use GoatToucher as a piñata (for obvious reasons)!


Does anyone know how that gigantic rotting snake head got into the punch bowl?


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Sorry about that. Can't hold my liquor. >hic<


I think your sister would be dismayed/unsettled/intrigued by my... response... to being hung from a tree and beaten.


I think the word you are looking for is disgusted.


That would be one element among the melange of emotions she would feel, yes.


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Hey, where did the snake head I put in the punch bowel go?


Was yummy snack, thanks MeltGreatLizard.


SMURFIN' TIME!!! *cue "Get Ready for This" by 2 Unlimited*


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*streaks through party wearing only a strategically placed lampshade*

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MY EYES! I'VE BECOME VISUALLY CHALLENGED!

*Catches a glimpse of a beautiful, yet extremely angry, woman go by wielding a glaive.*

Ah, oh! RUN MBT! IT LOOKS LIKE MY SISTER HAS FINISHED KILLING GOATTOUCHER AND INTENDS TO KILL YOU FOR ALMOST TAKING AWAY MY VISION!

Scarab Sages

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*rides Groetus Slim Pickens-style*


Who's up for Karaoke?


The Japanese, Koreans and British are.

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I call dibs on sexbomb by Tom Jones!


You can have it. I will take the win.


No you won't. Party's not over yet. And it will never end.


Keep partying Ventnor, meanwhile i win.


It will end. I will make it end.


UH.....I SEEM TO HAVE MISPLACED MY LAMPSHADE AND MY BRITCHES!!!!!


Dance, O Troll!

DANCE!


Goddity wrote:
It will end. I will make it end.

You don't understand. If we stop, that means that all the evil gods who are totally focused on getting their groove on will instead focus their attention on ending us. So keep dancing!

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Yeah boogie! Let's all celebrate Ventnor and his latest victory by being the last poster and...

*Private Tiny walks up and whispers in my ear.*

Oh, apparently I am the last poster right now, so let's all celebrate my victory! Until someone else posts and we can celebrate their victory.


I've been dancing for two weeks straight. I think I'm done for.


You can leave the thread now.


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I'm just gonna laugh when a mod closes the thread and decrees that they win.


That is against the rules.


GM fiat!


Not yours though.

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OK guys, it's time for 'pass the parcel'! Basically, the parcel will be passed around for the next ten posts (which is when the music stops) and the eleventh poster must say what the previous poster has one. So, ready? Begin!

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Won not one (stupid device)!


Two!


Me three the parcel.


WOT COMES AFTER THREE???

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Five!

*Looks at everyone giving funny glances.*

What? He can't count! Plus, I'm being really clever!

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Six...

*runs over Message board troll with a Ferrari steamroller*

...and violence!


Svev-ven.

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It got really quiet and I just can't EIGHT to see who wins the first parcel.


Have I won the parcel?

Nien.


FOUR!!! I MEMBERED WOT CAME AFTER THREE!!!!!


Congrats, Troll! You've won a lifetime supply of self esteem!


Aww. Poor troll. Full of self esteem and nowhere to use it.


Actually, the self-esteem market is very volatile right now. With the right investments, one could make a killing in the feelings marketplace.


POOOG!!!


GOOOP!!!

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Hey, look everyone, it is the rare pygmy (or garden) gnome!

*Said gnome walks into view and says something incomprehensible to GoatToucher.*

Hmmm... Either he's declaring war, or he's trying to marry you off to his pet hamster.

*Gnome falls flat oh his face.*

That's definitely a sign of aggression, kill him!


But the Gnome already looks dead. He fell on the ground. Why would we kill him?


Double death means double points, you know.


KILL IT!
Kill it until it's dead!


Then raise it and kill it again! Triple points!

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