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POOG!!!!


I do love me some cheese...

Scarab Sages

Me too! Help me find some!


Somebody said cheese! Where's the cheese!?


I've got it here...
All sorts of cheeses...
Come, help yourself.

Sovereign Court

My vrykul armada can't get enough of the stuff either! Probably because it can survive cold climates and goes great with caribou or mammoth meat.


Bah! I care not for cheese!

What we really need is to learn how to defend ourselves if a mugger comes at us with a raspberry!


Now do you mean the fruit or sticking out your tongue?


Right! It appears that you need a lesson about how to defend yourself against people who attack you with fresh fruit!


You carry a gun, in case they come at you with bananas.
After which, you EAT said banana.


thus disarming them


*arghh! you shot him
*of course! he came at me with a banana!
*you shot him!


I have just the thing for our raspberry and bananas. *starts hosing everyone down with a tanker truck of whipped cream*


*swimming in the whipped cream* ahh this is the life

Scarab Sages

RASPBERRIES! Everyone keep calm, I'm going to release the tiger!


I am released.


Hold that Tiger!


Tigger has his finger on the trigger while aiming at the tiger in a fruit salad extravaganza.
Was it the shot heard 'round the zoo?


Wasn't there a Schoolhouse Rock song about the shot heard 'round the zoo?

Sovereign Court

I don't know, possibly? I'll have to check my beeswax records.


I wouldn't know. I am, of course, only a bill.


are you on capital hill?


Walks in and sits down

Ah, Schoolhouse Rock, that takes me back. Why I remember when...

Falls asleep

Zzzzz....

Sovereign Court

*Places a blanket on GW.*

There you go, old friend, pleasant dreams!


Anyone seen gerbil-mouse?

He be around here somewhere....

*Hungry look in the eyes, shank in hand*


I enjoyed the gerbil-mouse's liver with fava beans and a nice chianti.

*tssssssssss*


Squeak.


no! no eating the gerbil! you'll make Grandpa mad!!!

Scarab Sages

And if you're going to eat Bill, at least have some savoir-faire: Everyone knows it's Chianti with man-flesh, Riesling with gerbil!

Sovereign Court

I think that I'll just stick to eating the hearts of brave heroes, thanks all the same.

Scarab Sages

For that a Port is generally recommended.


::yawn::


Yeah, I'm tired too.


So I hear someone tried to eat my little friend, Bill. Now who would be foolish to do something like that?

a giant flashing arrow appears above Ventnor's head

A dragon? A dragon would dare to eat one of my little friends! How horrible! You're a dragon - you should be eating things like cows or deer or ill-prepared adventurers - never anything so small as Bill, especially when the critter is a friend.

Well, I'll teach you!

waves hand, polymorphing Ventnor into a box turtle, picks up the now harmless turtle, and puts in in a shoebox

Present for IHIYC

hands IHIYC the shoebox

Scarab Sages

Okay, I actually don't know which wine goes with this.

*gives turtle-Ventnor a tiny party hat*


Well, this got awkward all of a sudden.


Oh, oh give him a little top hat. That should liven things up.

Scarab Sages

I already gave him a party cone - how about I build a fully-functional miniature scale replica of the Vatican on his shell?

*the better part of a full day's work later*

There ya go!

*leans in really close to the model* Why, Ave there, Micro-Francis! Betcha didn't know I was God, didja? *customary rictus-grin becomes even wider and more disturbing than normal*


Ha! Joke's on all of you!

I never had any dignity to begin with.


Ventnor wrote:

Ha! Joke's on all of you!

I never had any dignity to begin with.

HA!!! ME EITHER!!!! YOUSE AND ME WE'S GONNA BE PALS!!!!

Sovereign Court

*Comes to the party in a giant, fearsome looking harvester robot with saw blades at the end of it's arms.*

Alright everyone, who's ready to start tearing up the town with me?

*Everyone notices the 'stream' of blood behind and at the robot's feet.*


You're a little early. The Pacific Rim party doesn't start for a few hours.


:perks up attentively: Rim Party?


i want some cheese . . . would bill like some cheese? *holds peice of cheese out to Bill The Gerbil*

Scarab Sages

It's a trap, Bill!


Be gone, Ackbar!!!!

Dataphiles

*BeepbeepbeepbeepbeepZOOOORRRT!!!*


Hey, that kind of language is not appropriate. I am the winner.


What she said, but for me.

Sovereign Court

*In half-translated undercommon*

I am am the winner now, and there's nothing those impudent darkfolk can do about it!

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