clicking
whirling
Will you get in, gentlemen?
Sure. Why not? Not much going on at the moment.
Let me pack a cooler first.
packs full-size cooler with frosty brews
Who's up for a road trip, boys?
clicking
whirling
Will you get in, gentlemen?
Sure. Why not? Not much going on at the moment.
Let me pack a cooler first.
packs full-size cooler with frosty brews
Who's up for a road trip, boys?
I'll go. I don't have anything else to do.
clicking
whirling
Passengers will please fasten their seat belts.
BIDIBIDIBIDIBIDIBIDI
stfu, no0B!
If you do not speak English, I am at your disposal with 187 other languages along with their various dialects and sub-tongues.
As for noobs, Twiggy is the poster child for robotic noobery next to my old school authenticity. It is also the exemplar of base plot stupidity and desperate grasping for comic relief. Something with which I have reason to believe you are on intimate terms.
Shall we be going, gentleman?
BIDIBIDIBIDIBIDI
you have a kind chin.
BIDIBIDIBIDIBIDI
you have a kind chin.
You're annoying me. *punts Twili Jack a few hundred yards*
BIDIBIDIBIDIBIDI
hey! you dented my glans-like bowl cut!
If you do not speak English, I am at your disposal with 187 other languages along with their various dialects and sub-tongues.
As for noobs, Twiggy is the poster child for robotic noobery next to my old school authenticity. It is also the exemplar of base plot stupidity and desperate grasping for comic relief. Something with which I have reason to believe you are on intimate terms.
Shall we be going, gentleman?
puts sunglasses on
Engage robot thrusters, Robby!
We're mo-bile.
Brace yourselves, gentlemen.
Robby's craft lifts up and achieves an incredible velocity almost instantly, blowing dust and Twiki out of the thread. The Jacks thus begin their incredible journey into the Outer Threads.
Brace yourselves, gentlemen.
Robby's craft lifts up and achieves an incredible velocity almost instantly, blowing dust and Twiki out of the thread. The Jacks thus begin their incredible journey into the Outer Threads.
As our cousin, Bronco Jack, would say, "Yee Haa!"
Brace yourselves, gentlemen.
Robby's craft lifts up and achieves an incredible velocity almost instantly, blowing dust and Twiki out of the thread. The Jacks thus begin their incredible journey into the Outer Threads.
I hope they got a lot of beer there. I'm thirsty!
Given a sample, I have the ability to synthesize most materials.
Given a sample, I have the ability to synthesize most materials.
Hmmm, I don't have a beer for you to get a sample. How about you Hammer?
Hold on, gentlemen. We are about to accelerate into another thread. Try not to fall out of the craft. I warn you...in some, you will see terrible things before we reach our destination.
The frogs have been quiet. Sunny Godhead? Well, after you guys stole his high priestess and converted her into a Jill he stopped hosting parties. He does have a new priestess though and she sometimes shows up for the parties in the Dark&Stormy Knights thread. Seriously guys, I think you may have run out of things to take over.Is Paizo considered a cult? Can we take over that? What ever happened to the Sun God dude? Or the Frogs?Sorry i've been a way so long. Have we officially taken over yet?Yep, only wussy cults remain.
*cries in his beer with JRHM over the good old days, and half-heartedly tries to kick the begging poodle and misses*
A brilliant flare of light enters the room.
No one ever steals from the Sunny Godhead. Everyone, I'm back from my time trip! The ancient Aztec empire just felt by awesome presence and I tell you, I feel great. The sacrifices in my name, the wars, the endowments of knowledge. I mean it great watch something grow and my casinos are doing amazing work in this economic downturn, The temple the parties, the ladies, Business is brisk.
In walks in Sunny G. with to tanned luscious sun-bathed blonde nymphs in each arms. He throw a set of car keys to Lynora-Jill.{/i]
My flame-etched corvette is outside. It's yours. Take it for a spin.
[i]He claps his hands and in four Mexican eunuch carry kegs of beer and all the southwestern goodies one can eat.
Enjoy.
Hold on, gentlemen. We are about to accelerate into another thread. Try not to call out of the craft. I warn you...in some, you will see terrible things before we reach our destination.
BIDIBIDIBIDI.....
meh...too easy.
In walks in Sunny G. with to tanned luscious sun-bathed blonde nymphs in each arms. He throw a set of car keys to Lynora-Jill.
My flame-etched corvette is outside. It's yours. Take it for a spin.
SQUEE! Pretty car!
She jumps up and down in excitement before running over to the car, getting in, and hitting the gas.
packs full-size cooler with frosty brews
This post got me thirsty and longing for beer...truly!
I'll watch the beer fridge while you are away on your roadtrip guys!
*grabs a bag of pretzels*
Given a sample, I have the ability to synthesize most materials.Hmmm, I don't have a beer for you to get a sample. How about you Hammer?
I packed a cooler. Wouldn't be a road trip without some.
*opens up 54 quart cooler full of frosty brews and hands one over*
Given a sample, I have the ability to synthesize most materials.Hmmm, I don't have a beer for you to get a sample. How about you Hammer?I packed a cooler. Wouldn't be a road trip without some.
*opens up 54 quart cooler full of frosty brews and hands one over*
Thanks! If we run low we'll get this robot to make us some more.
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Wow! Has this become the longest thread ever? Except for those PBP threads - I'm sure some of them are longer....right?Sadly, this is the longest thread ever. The current top ten:
Forums are Way Too Long!!!, 11,155 posts
Aubrey's Eberron campaign., 8,426 posts
Three Word Game, Anybody?, 7,190 posts
untitled, 6,994 posts
The Angry Jack Cult, 6,333 posts
Aubrey's Rise of the Runelords campaign, 5,709 posts
Chronicles of the Silver Rose Company, 4,953 posts
Age of Darkness, 4,838 posts
The Five Word Game!, 4,745 posts
Heathy's Saltmarsh Campaign, II, 4,575 posts
Wow! Has this become the longest thread ever? Except for those PBP threads - I'm sure some of them are longer....right?Sadly, this is the longest thread ever. The current top ten:
Forums are Way Too Long!!!, 11,155 posts
Aubrey's Eberron campaign., 8,426 posts
Three Word Game, Anybody?, 7,190 posts
untitled, 6,994 posts
The Angry Jack Cult, 6,333 posts
Aubrey's Rise of the Runelords campaign, 5,709 posts
Chronicles of the Silver Rose Company, 4,953 posts
Age of Darkness, 4,838 posts
The Five Word Game!, 4,745 posts
Heathy's Saltmarsh Campaign, II, 4,575 posts
Top 5 baby! The Jacks rock!
Sorry. Didn't follow your game plan. I'll hop over with JH.
Smurf
Taps his foot on the floor patiently. Makes fire in the palm of his hand.
It is not wise to keep a sun god waiting. I want my corvette back.
Driving at a much more sedate pace than she had previously used, LJ pulls up in the corvette.
"That was so cool! Thanks for letting me drive." ^.^
Driving at a much more sedate pace than she had previously used, LJ pulls up in the corvette.
"That was so cool! Thanks for letting me drive." ^.^
"Ya brought it back without a nick or scratch on the body. I'm proud of ya. How's about a drink?"
"Ya brought it back without a nick or scratch on the body. I'm proud of ya. How's about a drink?"Driving at a much more sedate pace than she had previously used, LJ pulls up in the corvette.
"That was so cool! Thanks for letting me drive." ^.^
"Sure, sounds good to me."
Whizzes up with some Dark&Stormys
Here you are, Miss Lynora-Jill.
BIDIBIDIBIDIBIDI.....
assimilate THIS.
Beeeeeer!!!!
In zips a large mosquito, with an angry Thieving Wasp hot on his trail. He dives and bullets past Jack Hammer before doing a hair-pin turn around Lynora-Jill beautiful figure. Angling in mid-flight, Blood Sample rockets through the flaming mane of Sunny G. and parts it in two. Dodging in-coming fire from Thieving wasp, he exits rapidly towards an open window and off to the safety of another thread.
Whizzes up with some Dark&Stormys
Here you are, Miss Lynora-Jill.
Thanks, Acme! :)
In zips a large mosquito, with an angry Thieving Wasp hot on his trail. He dives and bullets past Jack Hammer before doing a hair-pin turn around Lynora-Jill beautiful figure. Angling in mid-flight, Blood Sample rockets through the flaming mane of Sunny G. and parts it in two. Dodging in-coming fire from Thieving wasp, he exits rapidly towards an open window and off to the safety of another thread.
Well, that was different. What got into those two? Have they been sampling the beer again?
In zips a large mosquito, with an angry Thieving Wasp hot on his trail. He dives and bullets past Jack Hammer before doing a hair-pin turn around Lynora-Jill beautiful figure. Angling in mid-flight, Blood Sample rockets through the flaming mane of Sunny G. and parts it in two. Dodging in-coming fire from Thieving wasp, he exits rapidly towards an open window and off to the safety of another thread.Well, that was different. What got into those two? Have they been sampling the beer again?
Someone should tell the Thieving Wasp that firing guns inside the Angry Jack Cult complex is not the wisest of options, nor is firing at the Angry Jack Cult complex either.
He looks at Lynora-Jill and ruffles his hair back into shape. Wanna go someplace private?
Grrrrrrrrr!
Thieving Wasp gets past Jack Hammer and Lynora, but gets a bit too close to Sunny and has to dive into a puddle to put out the fire. He gets back up, shakes off his wings, and gives chase.
Blaaaaarrrrrph!
The plasma TV in the main room flares to life.
"Help! We're being held captive by Robby the Robot!"
"And we're running low on beer!"
"The synth-beer is a lie!"
Returns Jacks to the thread.
Gentlemen, please stop playing with the communications device. I am returning you to your thread, as most of you do not seem to be up to a roadtrip, anymore. I have never heard such complaints about my driving. The master will have to find other recipients for his offer.
clicking and whirling.
In zips a large mosquito, with an angry Thieving Wasp hot on his trail. He dives and bullets past Jack Hammer before doing a hair-pin turn around Lynora-Jill beautiful figure. Angling in mid-flight, Blood Sample rockets through the flaming mane of Sunny G. and parts it in two. Dodging in-coming fire from Thieving wasp, he exits rapidly towards an open window and off to the safety of another thread.Well, that was different. What got into those two? Have they been sampling the beer again?Someone should tell the Thieving Wasp that firing guns inside the Angry Jack Cult complex is not the wisest of options, nor is firing at the Angry Jack Cult complex either.
He looks at Lynora-Jill and ruffles his hair back into shape. Wanna go someplace private?
She chokes on her drink and coughs wildly.