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Whazzat? Oh my aching rivets!

Anyone got some Alka-Seltzer and battery acid?


Malice Jack wrote:

Whazzat? Oh my aching rivets!

Anyone got some Alka-Seltzer and battery acid?

There are some fission batteries behind the bar. They hold a stronger kick.

No Alka-Seltzer but we have some Epson Salt.

How 'bout some Bloody Marys?


Roy-jack wakes up and sheds all over the furniture.

"God, I could use a whiskey-n-creme."


Roy-Jack the Angry Tiger wrote:

Roy-jack wakes up and sheds all over the furniture.

"God, I could use a whiskey-n-creme."

Select the whiskey type and press the little button thingy by the bar. Fresh cream. The mansion's automated these days.


Jack Hammer wrote:
Select the whiskey type and press the little button thingy by the bar. Fresh cream. The mansion's automated these days.

"Press the button, right. Where the hell is everybody? And why is there so much dried nacho cheese all over the clubhouse. I can't lick this off my fur."


Smvrf Jack wrote:
Wake up people!

Hey, who's the hot chick in blue? What a lovely shiny hue you have there!

*invades personal space*


Roy-Jack the Angry Tiger wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:
Select the whiskey type and press the little button thingy by the bar. Fresh cream. The mansion's automated these days.
"Press the button, right. Where the hell is everybody? And why is there so much dried nacho cheese all over the clubhouse. I can't lick this off my fur."

There's this creepy nacho slaad thing running around hosing everything with cheese. It's pretty good when it's fresh. We have plenty of chips.


Jack Hammer wrote:
Roy-Jack the Angry Tiger wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:
Select the whiskey type and press the little button thingy by the bar. Fresh cream. The mansion's automated these days.
"Press the button, right. Where the hell is everybody? And why is there so much dried nacho cheese all over the clubhouse. I can't lick this off my fur."
There's this creepy nacho slaad thing running around hosing everything with cheese. It's pretty good when it's fresh. We have plenty of chips.

People and their food fetishes, Sheesh. At least he didn't use the refried beans. The gas alone would have put me out of the clubhouse. Hey, pass me some chips.


Roy-Jack the Angry Tiger wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:
Roy-Jack the Angry Tiger wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:
Select the whiskey type and press the little button thingy by the bar. Fresh cream. The mansion's automated these days.
"Press the button, right. Where the hell is everybody? And why is there so much dried nacho cheese all over the clubhouse. I can't lick this off my fur."
There's this creepy nacho slaad thing running around hosing everything with cheese. It's pretty good when it's fresh. We have plenty of chips.
People and their food fetishes, Sheesh. At least he didn't use the refried beans. The gas alone would have put me out of the clubhouse. Hey, pass me some chips.

Slides over a large bowl of chips.

Happy to share. I thought I'd have to eat my way out of this mess alone.

He takes on a look of concentration

FFFFRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPP!

Much better! That one was stuck for a few days.


Jack Hammer wrote:


Slides over a large bowl of chips.

Happy to share. I thought I'd have to eat my way out of this mess alone.

He takes on a look of concentration

FFFFRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPP!

Much better! That one was stuck for a few days.

Waves his paw in front of his face

Whoooooh! I tell you, sometime have a keen sense of feline smell isn't what its brapped up to be.

Wait...

STRAINS and GRUNTS - Raises tail

BBBBBBRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRPPPPPPP! BBRRAARRPP!

Man, I love the double takes.

Sovereign Court

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So who's dressing up for Halloween? We need to have a toga party!

Liberty's Edge

I'm going as a pirate. Did you see that some nut is trying to sneak into our turf?


Callous Jack wrote:
So who's dressing up for Halloween? We need to have a toga party!

Aren't we always dressed up?


Cultist of Jack wrote:
I'm going as a pirate. Did you see that some nut is trying to sneak into our turf?

*sigh*

Sovereign Court

Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber
Jack Hammer wrote:
Callous Jack wrote:
So who's dressing up for Halloween? We need to have a toga party!
Aren't we always dressed up?

Not in togas!

Liberty's Edge

Jack Hammer wrote:
Cultist of Jack wrote:
I'm going as a pirate. Did you see that some nut is trying to sneak into our turf?
*sigh*

Agreed.


Callous Jack wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:
Callous Jack wrote:
So who's dressing up for Halloween? We need to have a toga party!
Aren't we always dressed up?
Not in togas!

Do they have to be clean? 'Cause Frat's has a brown stripe on it.

Dark Archive

pointless post to boost my count

The Exchange

Of course not.

Sovereign Court

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David Fryer wrote:
pointless post to boost my count

*punt*

Dark Archive

Callous Jack wrote:
David Fryer wrote:
pointless post to boost my count
*punt*

Missed. I'm harder to hit than a poodle.


David Fryer wrote:
Callous Jack wrote:
David Fryer wrote:
pointless post to boost my count
*punt*
Missed. I'm harder to hit than a poodle.

Thash not what it shays in the rulebook! That ish sho broken! Epic fail!


Crimson Jester wrote:
Of course not.

*Puts in Jackapult*

This is for the weed exterminating liquid which you sprayed upon me many posts ago, unintelligent burglar!
*Fires at poodle thread*


Jack Hammer wrote:
Cultist of Jack wrote:
I'm going as a pirate. Did you see that some nut is trying to sneak into our turf?
*sigh*

I have the perfect man for the job. Picks up cell phone, dials numbers, ring, beep, ring, beep, Ya you now where its at? Your already there. Go, drown them to your heart's content. Hangs up.

Fellow Jacks, the situation in temple of lust is about to get cheesy.


Demolition Jack wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:
Cultist of Jack wrote:
I'm going as a pirate. Did you see that some nut is trying to sneak into our turf?
*sigh*

I have the perfect man for the job. Picks up cell phone, dials numbers, ring, beep, ring, beep, Ya you now where its at? Your already there. Go, drown them to your heart's content. Hangs up.

Fellow Jacks, the situation in temple of lust is about to get cheesy.

Meh. Wannabes...they deserve the cheese.

Liberty's Edge

Looks like someone had a camera at our Halloween party.

Scarab Sages

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!

Dark Archive

Wake up people!

Liberty's Edge

We've been past by the FaWTL people twice now!


Cultist of Jack wrote:
We've been past by the FaWTL people twice now!

Who?!

Who's that? Who's FaWTL


Mmmm...nachos and beer.


Callous Jack wrote:
So who's dressing up for Halloween? We need to have a toga party!

*wakes up from last saturday's party*

Urgh...well, I went as uncle feter... beign a robot/golem made it real easy to light the bulb in the mouth


Frat Jack wrote:
Callous Jack wrote:
So who's dressing up for Halloween? We need to have a toga party!

*wakes up from last saturday's party*

Urgh...well, I went as uncle feter... beign a robot/golem made it real easy to light the bulb in the mouth

Dude, at least it wasn't in your butt. That would have been a neat trick on Halloween.


Green_Halitosis wrote:
Frat Jack wrote:
Callous Jack wrote:
So who's dressing up for Halloween? We need to have a toga party!

*wakes up from last saturday's party*

Urgh...well, I went as uncle feter... beign a robot/golem made it real easy to light the bulb in the mouth

Dude, at least it wasn't in your butt. That would have been a neat trick on Halloween.

You must have left the party early. That trick was the highlight of the night (in many ways) thou it wasn't so much fun when the buld blew up... It still itches

Sovereign Court

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Cultist of Jack wrote:
Looks like someone had a camera at our Halloween party.

...what just happened?


Callous Jack wrote:
Cultist of Jack wrote:
Looks like someone had a camera at our Halloween party.
...what just happened?

Looks like CoJ's been moonlighting. At least this time he stayed dressed.

Sovereign Court

Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber
Jack Hammer wrote:
Callous Jack wrote:
Cultist of Jack wrote:
Looks like someone had a camera at our Halloween party.
...what just happened?
Looks like CoJ's been moonlighting. At least this time he stayed dressed.

FratJack is probably in there somewhere too.


Callous Jack wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:
Callous Jack wrote:
Cultist of Jack wrote:
Looks like someone had a camera at our Halloween party.
...what just happened?
Looks like CoJ's been moonlighting. At least this time he stayed dressed.
FratJack is probably in there somewhere too.

I'm the second storm trooper to the left. The cool one

Sovereign Court

Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber

*Sets up Sebastian dummy for shooting practice*


Wow, is this place still around. I guess I didn't realize....what with the FaWTL threads getting so long.....


Callous Jack wrote:
*Sets up Sebastian dummy for shooting practice*

I call first dibs!


Callous Jack wrote:
*Sets up Sebastian/dummy for shooting practice*

Fixed it for you.

How'd you get him to agree to it? Oh well, it doesn't matter.

searches around for a LAW, and finds one under the couch

The perfect weapon IMO!


Yknaps the Lesserprechaun wrote:
Wow, is this place still around. I guess I didn't realize....what with the FaWTL threads getting so long.....

punts Leper-Con back to FaWTL

Sovereign Court

Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber

He who shoots first can go first.


Yknaps the Lesserprechaun wrote:
Wow, is this place still around. I guess I didn't realize....what with the FaWTL threads getting so long.....

We can't be responsible for a bunch of FaWTL losers who need to quit posting so much and go out and get a life.

Spoiler:
Just joking! Don't flame me!


Callous Jack wrote:
He who shoots first can go first.

Fine, since he with dibs hasn't found a weapon yet.

Aims LAW at Sebastian effigy and fires. The rocket explodes and destroys its right side, and its silk suit burns with glee.

"Take that, Pony Lawyer!"

Begins singing 'Breakin' the Law, Breaking the Law'

Sovereign Court

Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber

*shoots the dummy with a shotgun Cheney-style*


Callous Jack wrote:
*shoots the dummy with a shotgun Cheney-style*

That was too accurate for Cheney. If it was Cheney-style it would have hit either Hammer or me while aiming for the dummy.


Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:
Callous Jack wrote:
*shoots the dummy with a shotgun Cheney-style*
That was too accurate for Cheney. If it was Cheney-style it would have hit either Hammer or me while aiming for the dummy.

And in the back. :)

Sovereign Court

Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber

I meant I was aiming for the face!

*pushes button for kobold minion to set up new dummy*

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