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Malice Jack wrote:
Man, what is with my Jack bretheren! Represent !

I'm back! Now heads are gonna roll! *cracks knuckles*


We need a party JRHM. This place is deader than disco!


Malice Jack wrote:
We need a party JRHM. This place is deader than disco!

Great idea! I'll bring the beer and you bring some peasants to throw off the roof! It'll be a blast! I hope Panama comes back from his safari soon so he could party with us. I do miss that old goat.


Yeah we need Panama, and Frat Jack. I'll grab a peasant.. Be right back!

ACME!!


A retro-Fifties robot shows up

*beep*

Yes sir?


Harley confirguration and pronto!

The robot transforms into a vintage Harley. MJ jumps aboard and roars off


Malice Jack wrote:

Harley confirguration and pronto!

The robot transforms into a vintage Harley. MJ jumps aboard and roars off

*looks in astonishment* I gotta get me one of those!


Roars back clutching a ragged skinny man with wild staring eyes.

Got a peasant! Is the Jackapult ready?


Let go of me you fascist, ignorant, brutish, dogmatic, revisionist, lackey of the military-industrial complex!

HELP! HELP! I'M BEING OPPRESSED!


Malice Jack wrote:

Roars back clutching a ragged skinny man with wild staring eyes.

Got a peasant! Is the Jackapult ready?

Yep! It's good to go!


Straps the peasant in, then stands back

You may fire when ready Gridley!


Anarcho-Syndicalist Peasant wrote:

Let go of me you fascist, ignorant, brutish, dogmatic, revisionist, lackey of the military-industrial complex!

HELP! HELP! I'M BEING OPPRESSED!

Trust me. Your oppression hasn't even started yet. MUHAHAHAHA!


You had better not! I know people!


Anarcho-Syndicalist Peasant wrote:
You had better not! I know people!

Who? The ACLU? We catapulted them last week.


Ready for countdown! 5....


4...


3...


2...


1...


Launch! We have ignition! *watches as peasant flies through the air*


I am a member of Militant Anarchists Against Manditory Anything Resembling Right Yeilding.

And MAAMARRY will fix you good if you don't let me go!


*thung*

AAAAAAIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


*watches the peasant fly* Malice, we have a problem. We need more peasants for the party. One won't do. We're going to have to do a major raid to get more.


I know! Perhaps we should throw a party and invite a bunch of peasants? That way we have them coming to us!


Malice Jack wrote:
I know! Perhaps we should throw a party and invite a bunch of peasants? That way we have them coming to us!

*scratches chin* Hmmmm... we gotta find a way to entice them to come. What do these Commies like?


Tofurkey and vodka?


Malice Jack wrote:
Tofurkey and vodka?

Nice! We should also say this party is a tribute to the oppressed workers in the world. We'll say that the cover charge we will have will go to some of these workers. They can't resist that! Man, this party is going to rock!


And I can remix the Internationale as a techno beat!

Yikes! There's an >actual< one!

Sovereign Court

Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber

How did I miss all this?


Callous Jack wrote:
How did I miss all this?

I believe you were passed out drunk with a pair of Lynora-Jill's panties around your waist again.


Lately its been quite busy outside the House... I know I've been

*parks a truck of beer*

Sovereign Court

Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber
Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:
Callous Jack wrote:
How did I miss all this?
I believe you were passed out drunk with a pair of Lynora-Jill's panties around your waist again.

Uh...er... uh...hey, look, FratJack has beer!


You are all embaressments to the Jack name.


Callous Jack wrote:
Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:
Callous Jack wrote:
How did I miss all this?
I believe you were passed out drunk with a pair of Lynora-Jill's panties around your waist again.
Uh...er... uh...hey, look, FratJack has beer!

Gimme

Sovereign Court

Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber
Decepticon Jack-Overload wrote:
You are all embaressments to the Jack name.

Somebody shoot that guy in the face.

*hands beer to Jack'n Jill*


Callous Jack wrote:
Decepticon Jack-Overload wrote:
You are all embaressments to the Jack name.

Somebody shoot that guy in the face.

Watch out or I'll call my brothers.

Sovereign Court

Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber
Tiny Tina wrote:
Watch out or I'll call my brothers.

Haha, caught you... ;-)

Liberty's Edge

Someone is asleep.


Callous Jack wrote:
Decepticon Jack-Overload wrote:
Watch out or I'll call my brothers.
Haha, caught you... ;-)

You've got nothing.

Liberty's Edge

I've got nothing


*gets back from the Ladies' thread* I sense someone is trying to inflate their post count.


Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:
*gets back from the Ladies' thread* I sense someone is trying to inflate their post count.

Perhaps trying to compensate for something? ;)

The Exchange

Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:
*gets back from the Ladies' thread* I sense someone is trying to inflate their post count.

Why not?

Liberty's Edge

lynora-Jill wrote:
Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:
*gets back from the Ladies' thread* I sense someone is trying to inflate their post count.
Perhaps trying to compensate for something? ;)

Nothing to compensate for. ;D


Un-Callous Jack, wrote:
lynora-Jill wrote:
Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:
*gets back from the Ladies' thread* I sense someone is trying to inflate their post count.
Perhaps trying to compensate for something? ;)
Nothing to compensate for. ;D

Oh, that must be so terrible for you. ;)

The Exchange

lynora-Jill wrote:
Un-Callous Jack, wrote:
lynora-Jill wrote:
Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:
*gets back from the Ladies' thread* I sense someone is trying to inflate their post count.
Perhaps trying to compensate for something? ;)
Nothing to compensate for. ;D
Oh, that must be so terrible for you. ;)

=D

Liberty's Edge

CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE! my Dark and Stormy.

The Exchange

Cultist of Jack wrote:
CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE! my Dark and Stormy.

I would rather pay in cash thank you. No paper trail that way.

Sovereign Court

Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber

*checks wallet and sighs in relief*


This thread makes Mother Nature cry.

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