It's a lawyer!
Get 'im!
Ack! Lawyer!
charges the hippy lawyer with a pool net in hand
As beautious as the sun rising over the sea...
Good morning, young lady.
Looks over at the new Jack
My you're a salty one. Help a lady find her bikini?
Well, there might be a bikini here in my rowboat. Might not. holds up +5 bikini of blade turning. Does this look like yours?
A groan issues from the hot tub area. Alaina arises from the water, starkers, and looks about woozily.
OK, who make off with my bikini? Sunny G gave that to me, and it was a +5 Bikini of Blade Turning ... OWWW!
Looks at Acme at the bar
How's about a Bloody Mary Acme? I need a bit of the hair of the dog what bit me ...owwww
Devlyn looks down at his coffee mug and sighs.
"Or maybe not. No rest for the weary I guess. Hang on Alaina - I'll go check the Lost & Found pile. I think one of those poodles may have been to blame again."
He gets up and heads over to the cast-off pile of personal effects to look for her bikini.
Well, there might be a bikini here in my rowboat. Might not. holds up +5 bikini of blade turning. Does this look like yours?
That's it!
owww
Grabs thong and slips it on over her tanned hiney, then turns around and looks over her shoulder at Salty
Help a lady tie her top?
Well, there might be a bikini here in my rowboat. Might not. holds up +5 bikini of blade turning. Does this look like yours?
That's it!
owww
Grabs thong and slips it on over her tanned hiney, then turns around and looks over her shoulder at Salty
Help a lady tie her top?
Certainly. Been tying down the mainsails for quite some time.
It's a lawyer!
Get 'im!
Oh good, a Jack. Here- {hands him large envelope} with a little finesse, I got your zoning change request for the ClubMansion approved. A little more notice next time, hmmm?
{hands him clipboard} Sign here for receipt, please?
{points back at cabana} She'll need to sleep for a bit, so please don't wake her until she's ready. Please, no wannabe-Prince Charmings trying to wake Sleeping Beauty, eh? She should be fine, but- {hands him celestial messenger pigeon} page me if there are any unexpected complications.
Well, there might be a bikini here in my rowboat. Might not. holds up +5 bikini of blade turning. Does this look like yours?
As beautious as the sun rising over the sea...
Good morning, young lady.
Looks over at the new Jack
My you're a salty one. Help a lady find her bikini?
Upon hearing Salty Jack's discovery, he sighs with relief and heads back to his chair.
It's a lawyer!
Get 'im!Oh good, a Jack. Here- {hands him large envelope} with a little finesse, I got your zoning change request for the ClubMansion approved. A little more notice next time, hmmm?
{hands him clipboard} Sign here for receipt, please?
{points back at cabana} She'll need to sleep for a bit, so please don't wake her until she's ready. Please, no wannabe-Prince Charmings trying to wake Sleeping Beauty, eh? She should be fine, but- {hands him celestial messenger pigeon} page me if there are any unexpected complications.
Eyes lawyer suspiciously. Since when do Jacks permission to expand? Maybe it's really a summons...but the PlayJack Mansion has a nice ring to it.
Eyes lawyer suspiciously. Since when do Jacks permission to expand? Maybe it's really a summons...but the PlayJack Mansion has a nice ring to it.
Eyes lawyer suspiciously. Since when do Jacks permission to expand? Maybe it's really a summons...but the PlayJack Mansion has a nice ring to it.
{sighs} You Jacks drink too much. One of you- {waves hand at slumbering collection Jacks} put me on retainer. Besides, unlike some Celestial beings, I'm extra-Lawful, I'm not allowed to be sneaky.
That's it! owww
Grabs thong and slips it on over her tanned hiney, then turns around and looks over her shoulder at Salty
Help a lady tie her top?
{highly distracted} Ummm, doesn't she get cold?
Eyes lawyer suspiciously. Since when do Jacks permission to expand? Maybe it's really a summons...but the PlayJack Mansion has a nice ring to it.{sighs} You Jacks drink too much. One of you- {waves hand at slumbering collection Jacks} put me on retainer. Besides, unlike some Celestial beings, I'm extra-Lawful, I'm not allowed to be sneaky.
{highly distracted} Ummm, doesn't she get cold?That's it! owww
Grabs thong and slips it on over her tanned hiney, then turns around and looks over her shoulder at Salty
Help a lady tie her top?
sweat dampens Salty Jack's brow
No, I don't think she does.
*wakes up*
*realizes she's wearing nothing but a beach towel*
*...and not sick at all*
*wraps towel around her*
Hey, is that coffee I smell? And, umm, what happened to my clothes? I don't really remember anything after the first day of the party.
Eyes lawyer suspiciously. Since when do Jacks permission to expand? Maybe it's really a summons...but the PlayJack Mansion has a nice ring to it.{sighs} You Jacks drink too much. One of you- {waves hand at slumbering collection Jacks} put me on retainer. Besides, unlike some Celestial beings, I'm extra-Lawful, I'm not allowed to be sneaky.
{highly distracted} Ummm, doesn't she get cold?That's it! owww
Grabs thong and slips it on over her tanned hiney, then turns around and looks over her shoulder at Salty
Help a lady tie her top?
sweat dampens Salty Jack's brow
No, I don't think she does.
Devlyn stifles a laugh as he finishes his coffee and goes for a refill...and some food. Hmmm...
Devlyn stifles a laugh as he finishes his coffee and goes for a refill...and some food. Hmmm...Eyes lawyer suspiciously. Since when do Jacks permission to expand? Maybe it's really a summons...but the PlayJack Mansion has a nice ring to it.{sighs} You Jacks drink too much. One of you- {waves hand at slumbering collection Jacks} put me on retainer. Besides, unlike some Celestial beings, I'm extra-Lawful, I'm not allowed to be sneaky.
{highly distracted} Ummm, doesn't she get cold?That's it! owww
Grabs thong and slips it on over her tanned hiney, then turns around and looks over her shoulder at Salty
Help a lady tie her top?
sweat dampens Salty Jack's brow
No, I don't think she does.
Where's Hungry Jack when you need him? I could eat about 12 stacks of pancakes.
*wakes up*
*realizes she's wearing nothing but a beach towel*
*...and not sick at all*
*wraps towel around her*
Hey, is that coffee I smell? And, umm, what happened to my clothes? I don't really remember anything after the first day of the party.
I think there's a bit of discarded clothing outside. I'll get you your suit.
One helluva party though.
heads out to find her stuff
Where's Hungry Jack when you need him? I could eat about 12 stacks of pancakes.
Mmmm. Pancakes do sound awfully good about now.
*wakes up*
*realizes she's wearing nothing but a beach towel*
*...and not sick at all*
*wraps towel around her*
Hey, is that coffee I smell? And, umm, what happened to my clothes? I don't really remember anything after the first day of the party.
I think there's a bit of discarded clothing outside. I'll get you your suit.
One helluva party though.
heads out to find her stuff
Thanks, JH.
I just wish I could remember it. I er, didn't do anything too embarrassing, did I?
Where's Hungry Jack when you need him? I could eat about 12 stacks of pancakes.
"After last night, I bet you could," Devlyn says with a grin as he offers Warforged another cup of coffee.
That's it! owww
Grabs thong and slips it on over her tanned hiney, then turns around and looks over her shoulder at Salty
Help a lady tie her top?
{highly distracted} Ummm, doesn't she get cold?
sweat dampens Salty Jack's brow
No, I don't think she does.
{mesmerized} Ummm, er, huh? Did you say something? *...stop thinking naughty thoughts, stop thinking naughty thoughts, stop thinking naughty thoughts, stop thinking naughty thoughts,...*
{averts eyes, which happen to land on towel-clad Lynora-Jill} *AUGH! STOP THINKING NAUGHTY THOUGHTS! STOP THINKING NAUGHTY THOUGHTS! STOP THINKING NAUGHTY THOUGHTS!...*
{mesmerized} Ummm, er, huh? Did you say something? *...stop thinking naughty thoughts, stop thinking naughty thoughts, stop thinking naughty thoughts, stop thinking naughty thoughts,...*
{averts eyes, which happen to land on towel-clad Lynora-Jill} *AUGH! STOP THINKING NAUGHTY THOUGHTS! STOP THINKING NAUGHTY THOUGHTS! STOP THINKING NAUGHTY THOUGHTS!...*
Devlyn puts a mug of coffee directly in the lawyer's field of view.
"Some coffee? It might help you stay on target this morning," he says with a smile.
That's it! owww
Grabs thong and slips it on over her tanned hiney, then turns around and looks over her shoulder at Salty
Help a lady tie her top?
{highly distracted} Ummm, doesn't she get cold?sweat dampens Salty Jack's brow
No, I don't think she does.
{mesmerized} Ummm, er, huh? Did you say something? *...stop thinking naughty thoughts, stop thinking naughty thoughts, stop thinking naughty thoughts, stop thinking naughty thoughts,...*
{averts eyes, which happen to land on towel-clad Lynora-Jill} *AUGH! STOP THINKING NAUGHTY THOUGHTS! STOP THINKING NAUGHTY THOUGHTS! STOP THINKING NAUGHTY THOUGHTS!...*
Resistance is futile, dude. Have a beer?
*wakes up*
*realizes she's wearing nothing but a beach towel*
*...and not sick at all*
*wraps towel around her*
Hey, is that coffee I smell? And, umm, what happened to my clothes? I don't really remember anything after the first day of the party.
I think there's a bit of discarded clothing outside. I'll get you your suit.
One helluva party though.
heads out to find her stuff
Thanks, JH.
I just wish I could remember it. I er, didn't do anything too embarrassing, did I?
Well...errr...I...how's 'bout we find some grub?
Resistance is futile, dude. Have a beer?That's it! owww
Grabs thong and slips it on over her tanned hiney, then turns around and looks over her shoulder at Salty
Help a lady tie her top?
{highly distracted} Ummm, doesn't she get cold?sweat dampens Salty Jack's brow
No, I don't think she does.
{mesmerized} Ummm, er, huh? Did you say something? *...stop thinking naughty thoughts, stop thinking naughty thoughts, stop thinking naughty thoughts, stop thinking naughty thoughts,...*
{averts eyes, which happen to land on towel-clad Lynora-Jill} *AUGH! STOP THINKING NAUGHTY THOUGHTS! STOP THINKING NAUGHTY THOUGHTS! STOP THINKING NAUGHTY THOUGHTS!...*
I just wish I could remember it. I er, didn't do anything too embarrassing, did I?
Well...errr...I...how's 'bout we find some grub?
That bad, huh?
Maybe it's better that I don't remember it...
Devlyn grabs up a coffee carafe and some more mugs and heads over to the tour bus limo. He listens for signs of life (or at least wakefulness) ;)
Devlyn puts a mug of coffee directly in the lawyer's field of view.
"Some coffee? It might help you stay on target this morning," he says with a smile.
{re-assesses his clients' level of mental disipline} Um, thank you, good man, but I should be going. I'm late for a nymp-, er, a meeting! Yes, a meeting, must not be late for the long, dull, boring, soul-tiring meeting! That Jack has my celestial messenger pigeon if you need to page me.
*But first, a detour to the arctic, so I can sit naked in a snowbank for about a half-hour* {Gates out}
Devlyn puts a mug of coffee directly in the lawyer's field of view.
"Some coffee? It might help you stay on target this morning," he says with a smile.
{re-assesses his clients' level of mental disipline} Um, thank you, good man, but I should be going. I'm late for a nymp-, er, a meeting! Yes, a meeting, must not be late for the long, dull, boring, soul-tiring meeting!
*But first, a detour to the arctic, so I can sit naked in a snowbank for about a half-hour* {Gates out}
After getting her bikini back, LJ gets dressed and then has a nice big breakfast of pancakes and coffee.
"Want some?" she asks Alaina.
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Chocolate 'Tato Cake
Ingredients:
CAKE
• Crisco® Original No-Stick Cooking Spray
• 4 oz. semi-sweet chocolate
• 1 cup Hungry Jack® Mashed Potatoes, flakes
• 1 cup boiling water
• 1 3/4 cups Pillsbury BEST® All Purpose Flour
• 1 1/4 cups sugar
• 1 1/4 teaspoons baking soda
• 1 teaspoon salt
• 1 teaspoon vanilla extract
• 1/2 cup butter, softened
OR 1/2 cup Crisco® Butter Shortening
• 1/2 cup sour cream
• 3 large eggs
• 1/2 cup chopped pecans (optional)
GLAZE
• 4 oz. semi-sweet chocolate
• 3 tablespoons water
• 1 tablespoon butter
• 1 cup powdered sugar
• 1/2 teaspoon vanilla extract
Preparation Directions:
1. HEAT oven to 350°F. Spray a 12-cup fluted tube pan or 10-inch tube pan with no-stick cooking spray.
2. BREAK 4 oz. chocolate into pieces. Place in large bowl. Add potato flakes. Pour boiling water over flakes and chocolate. Let stand 5 minutes or until potato flakes are softened and chocolate is melted. Stir to combine.
3. SPOON flour lightly into measuring cup. Level off. Add flour and all remaining cake ingredients, except pecans, to potato flake mixture. Blend at low speed until moistened. Beat 3 minutes at medium speed. Stir in pecans, if desired. Pour batter into prepared pan.
4. BAKE 45 to 60 minutes or until toothpick inserted near center comes out clean. Cool upright in pan for 30 minutes. Invert onto serving plate. Cool 1 hour or until completely cooled.
5. MELT 4 oz. chocolate with 3 tablespoons water and 1 tablespoon butter in small saucepan over low heat. Remove from heat. Add powdered sugar and 1/2 teaspoon vanilla. Beat until smooth. Stir in additional water, a few drops at a time if needed, for desired glaze consistency. Immediately spoon glaze over cooled cake, allowing some to run down sides.
TIP High Altitude: Decrease sugar to 1 cup. Bake as directed above.
Yield: 12 servings
Prep Time: 25 min
Cook Time: 1 hrs
Looks like your party didn't work. We win. Losers.
Looks like your party didn't work. We win. Losers.
*punts Yugo-loth*
Fool. Doesn't even realize that the Yugos were a failure back then and still are.
thumbs thru memory sticks from the cameras No. Worked just fine.
PoD and El-lina finally emerge from the limo, stretching languidly. They approach Warforged and each places her elbow on one of his shoulders.
Oh, there you are Lynora-Jill. So much playing with you last night. Looking forward to another game soon.
PoD and El-lina finally emerge from the limo, stretching languidly. They approach Warforged and each places her elbow on one of his shoulders.
Oh, there you are Lynora-Jill. So much playing with you last night. Looking forward to another game soon.
Real soon.
Oh! Here's your shirt back.
PoD and El-lina finally emerge from the limo, stretching languidly. They approach Warforged and each places her elbow on one of his shoulders.
Oh, there you are Lynora-Jill. So much playing with you last night. Looking forward to another game soon.
Real soon.
Oh! Here's your shirt back.
Devlyn looks between the three of them, then just shakes his head and stifles a good-natured laugh as he takes another swig of his coffee.
PoD and El-lina finally emerge from the limo, stretching languidly. They approach Warforged and each places her elbow on one of his shoulders.
Oh, there you are Lynora-Jill. So much playing with you last night. Looking forward to another game soon.
Real soon.
Oh! Here's your shirt back.
*blush*
Oh, um, thanks. I, er, don't really remember much about the last couple days actually.
The celestial nymphs stumble out of one of the limos.
Coffee. Must have coffee.
The celestial nymphs stumble out of one of the limos.
Coffee. Must have coffee.
Warforged's grin widens
Hello, Muffy, Mindy, and especially Molly...
The celestial nymphs stumble out of one of the limos.
Coffee. Must have coffee.
"Hello girls," she purrs
"Hello girls," she purrsThe celestial nymphs stumble out of one of the limos.
Coffee. Must have coffee.
"Yes, hello giiiiiirls"
Oh, hey, Warforged Jack. And PoD. And El-Lina. We saw you two really heating up the dance floor last night. But we were kinda occupied at the time. Do any of you remember which Jack it was with? Whoever it was, he left before we woke up this morning.
Oh, goody, coffee!
*the girls consume coffee with the same intensity they consume alcohol*
OMG almost 300 post in ONE DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You can call this the best Club House EVAH!!!!
*tears of proud joy*...
Thou I feel completely out of the loop now :P
*Sits with Callous Jack and watch from afar*
A beer Mr CJack?
EDIT: I believe we are very close to get cut and start a No2 thread... the same happened to the Untitled thread
OMG almost 300 post in ONE DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You can call this the best Club House EVAH!!!!
*tears of proud joy*...
Thou I feel completely out of the loop now :P
*Sits with Callous Jack and watch from afar*
A beer Mr CJack?
EDIT: I believe we are very close to get cut and start a No2 thread... the same happened to the Untitled thread
Hey, nobody throws a party like the Jacks. :)
Devlyn finishes his coffee, then heads over to JH.
"Okay big guy, now that everyone appears to be awake (and nobody appears to have too much alcohol poisoning), I think I'll head back for a wee bit of peace and quiet at the Oasis. But let me know if you need any more help here - it was definitely fun!" he says with a wicked grin.
Devlyn finishes his coffee, then heads over to JH.
"Okay big guy, now that everyone appears to be awake (and nobody appears to have too much alcohol poisoning), I think I'll head back for a wee bit of peace and quiet at the Oasis. But let me know if you need any more help here - it was definitely fun!" he says with a wicked grin.
Thanks, D-Man! Don't take any wooden coconuts!
Oh, hey, Warforged Jack. And PoD. And El-Lina. We saw you two really heating up the dance floor last night. But we were kinda occupied at the time. Do any of you remember which Jack it was with? Whoever it was, he left before we woke up this morning.
Oh, goody, coffee!
*the girls consume coffee with the same intensity they consume alcohol*
*looks at LJ*
*giggle*
Oh, hey, Warforged Jack. And PoD. And El-Lina. We saw you two really heating up the dance floor last night. But we were kinda occupied at the time. Do any of you remember which Jack it was with? Whoever it was, he left before we woke up this morning.
Oh, goody, coffee!
*the girls consume coffee with the same intensity they consume alcohol*
*looks at LJ*
Not just hot on the dance floor. Until she passed out on us.
Oh, hey, Warforged Jack. And PoD. And El-Lina. We saw you two really heating up the dance floor last night. But we were kinda occupied at the time. Do any of you remember which Jack it was with? Whoever it was, he left before we woke up this morning.
Oh, goody, coffee!
*the girls consume coffee with the same intensity they consume alcohol*
*looks at LJ*
Not just hot on the dance floor. Until she passed out on us.
*giggle*
Thanks, D-Man! Don't take any wooden coconuts!Devlyn finishes his coffee, then heads over to JH.
"Okay big guy, now that everyone appears to be awake (and nobody appears to have too much alcohol poisoning), I think I'll head back for a wee bit of peace and quiet at the Oasis. But let me know if you need any more help here - it was definitely fun!" he says with a wicked grin.
"Glad to help man. Be good, ladies," he says as he waves over his shoulder and heads to the Omniportal.