Arrrr! Happee Birthdee to me favorite bunch of forum pirates! Arrr!
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I Boated!
I'm marketing a new brand of nuts, Salty's Nuts
Arrrr! Quit lookin' at me booty, or I'll carve out yer innards and feed 'em to the fishies!
Really, and your favorite alcoholic beverage sir...But I like beer as a chaser!BEER RUN TIMEBuy slower beer next time and you won't have to chase it! Yes! Oh, I thought you asked my favorite type of beverage. Which would be alcoholic...
BEER RUN TIMEBuy slower beer next time and you won't have to chase it! But I like beer as a chaser!
We're so tasty too!
I'll have a nun with that
Morning all. What did I miss? Davey Jones came out of his locker! Stand fast, ye lubbers!
Arrr, ye scalawags. Which of ye stole me Black Seal Rum?
What does a dyslexic pirate say? Spoiler: RAYYY!
I think you need to light the lighter for that to work.
What's the Jack's favorite liquor? Spoiler: YES!
Went out with a lady named Pandora some time ago, and I can tell you that she really knew how to throw a party.
Fair winds and following seas, Paris! +1
and wer's the rum?Arrrrrrrrrrr! Sorry, we're down to the Special Reserve. You lubbers have to drink the regular stuff.
-had to kill an Imperial IRS auditor who was babbling about value-added taxes and 1099 forms for the gnomes- -tupid klepto kender ninjas decided to fight over the used fabric-softener sheets and dryer lint. Had only one kender survive... when confronted about his mission failure, he committed seppuku. {sigh} We've fallen back to the powder room and braced for a siege. One of the giffs kept quoting Bill Paxton or Bill Pullman, so I had kill hi- -ommunications because of the radiation leaking from the Fridge. Bishop says he can order a dropship to come pick us- -and nuke the entire hoard from orbit. It's the only way to be sure. [SIGNAL LOST] shakes head in dismay Bankrupt. A radioactive hoard is like no hoard. After all these years of hard work i have nothing. Nothing but... Well, I started out with nothing so I can do it again. Back to pole dancing for imperiums.
Gads woman! Didn't you hear that the Empire has raised the Use Tax on tinker gnomes in hazardous conditions to 10 times their original cost?! You may have bankrupted our exploration company! Hopefully, the gains will outweigh the costs. Mark my words though. The Imperial auditors will be up our collectives arses about this. You better have your cost-benefit analysis in order. And not done in crayon like last time! Who ever heard of a long haired larping gnome anyways? And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why I am not allowed to game within 50 miles of MB, by court order. Damn that Judge Judy! And look for Woody's dice bag in one of the toy boxes. Methinks Sharoth has tutored the spawn in hoarding.
*shakes fist in defiance**empties clip into stupid kobold* I'm not cleaning that up!
Where are the kobolds for target practice?
You called, cousin?
[Joe Pesci voice] Time to sleep wi da fishies. And not like they you've been doing...[/Joe Pesci voice]
Aye!
Definitely up to trying them all. Start with the good stuff, save the cheap ones for when I'm too drunk to appreciate them...assuming you even have that much rum. ;)Merry Christmas and all that. Now where can a girl get some rum around here?"Welcome, and a Happy Yule to you too, ma'am! Look no further - we have a pretty good selection of rum here. You want to try one, or do you feel up to trying them all?" Devlyn asks with a grin from behind the bar. Might I suggest the Black Seal Rum?
Sure... After I dug up the old song...
Men, men, men. He's on a ship all full of men. So throw your rubbers overboard, there's no one there but men...
Post Apocolypse Have I had too much rum, or is Sebastian's Stepsister hawt? *hic*
I can try out the new bikini I want Santa to bring.That actually sounds pretty fun.We are visiting Christina's parents in Veracruz actually. They don't live there, they just want to go there for Christmas. Go figure.So would and your hottie like to visit Myrtle Beach for Christmas? I'll spring for tickets. :DYour loss then.Well you know, I'm pretty lonely and horny right now. Why don't you swing by and see what happens?Australia is a little too far to just "swing" by... I'll be your Santa...
Sitting in the main room of the Clubhouse Oh, I must have switched to Animal Kingdom. Jolly good. Those hyenas sure know how to bring down their prey. Strange breed though, all white and fuzzy.
Where have all the good peasants gone? These barely have any meat on 'em. Back in the day we'd just pull into port and round up fresh batches of 'em. Very handy for chumming the water when you're trolling for shark.
Not realizing that he is not watching Cops, but actually watching the closed circuit feed to the helipad, Salty enjoys watching the peasants scattering before the swings of the General's bat. He helps himself to some nachos and freshens his rum, and settles down for the show
*turns on the Jack Jumbotron* Who left this playing Days of Our Lives? *switches to Cops
Wanders around the thread looking at all the unfinished projects. Not like Cousin Panama to let his crew disappear before things got done.
Negative. Species designation 9467 predates creation of designation jilly beanThe who assimilated my sculpture? Hmmm? Sorry, old chap. It was me. Looking at it made me really hungry for some reason. Nice proportions and all.
That limo is bouncing like a rowboat in a typhoon!I taught that boy everything he knows! throws beer can at General D Then why aren't you the one in there then!
That limo is bouncing like a rowboat in a typhoon!
Mmmm...the red jello shots taste so good! So the pole..is it for private use or can anyone swing on it? staggers around the party Yep. You sure am. *hiccup* Remind me of this sweet little lass you do. In the Port of...Port of...oh, forget it. She was real purty...
If you like chlorine. The rum is over by the bar, and we have tequila on tap.
Stretching is good. You wouldn't want to cramp up in the water. ;)Commando trumps spillage!You really gonna stop us from our swim over a few drops of spillage? she asks, arching an eyebrow.Spillage! You know what that means don't you? As the resident sailor I'll stand ready to assist any of you ladies should you need it.
Aye! 'Tis true. This day be the day when all true pirate turn their thoughts to booty, else they be bound for Davey Jones' Locker. May yer compass always point true me buckoes.
Okay, here it is. I'll mix it up with some gin. You'll like it. And those of you who were blinded might want to go and tell the girls how beautiful they are so they calm down and don't do it again. I'm thinking LED; Lovely, Exciting, Damn fine
Who turned off the lights?!
This is better than Pay for View! Amen, brother! Now if we could get them all to wrestle for the win.
'Bout time those girls came back. Sorry, we were busy..... I mean, they must have been busy.
Grrrr!!!! Just don't tell him that blood has iron in it!
Can anyone spare Spoiler: for an old Jack down on his luck? some boobies
She's talking about me. ;) You blind old tin can. Can't you tell by the way she always looks at me that it's me?
See? She does love us!<much personal whining snipped> Yay!
Sitting in his rowboat, fishing in the middle of the pool and occasionally taking swigs from his bottle of rum. He looks up as the robot rocket thingy takes off. "Thar goes someone in a bit of a hurry."
Time to scrape the barnacles off yer hulls, lads! |